2022 Houston Astros Thread

[Dutchrudder 11115]

It's one of those unspoken rules that being near the bag while a runner is coming at you is OK when turning the DP.  I learned that in high school, they don't call it strictly because they don't want someone to get their knee taken out by the guy sliding into them. Although back then, it wasn't illegal to deliberately slide at the SS and completely miss the bag either.  They really should clarify the rules on that, now that baserunners are expected to slide at the bag and not the fielder. 

[HtownHorn 14488]

Shit, Tucker needs to go deep here or we are in Dusty's danger zone.

[utxmike05 1825]

Fuk these putos. 

[perfectchaos007 6596]

5-0 leads scare you to death

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

5-0  keep it that way

[Dutchrudder 11115]

Bregman going deep to left! 5-0!

[Guest]

announcers:  this ballpark.

 

Motherfuckers, he hit it off the wall in left center.  It's not like he dinked it into the Crawford boxes.

 

Fuck the excuse makers for Astros opponents.  Leave no fucking doubt.

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

let Frambler go CG man 

[BachelorTrek 2937]

21 minutes ago, slorch said:

Bandana boy playing fuck-fuck with Framber was my favorite.

Such a satisfying strike-out, bitch boy.

And that stepping out of the box shit's illegal next year --- time-out won't be granted after the first time per at-bat or automatic strike call.

[Macklemore 2870]

2 minutes ago, elfenix said:

made it myself

[BachelorTrek 2937]

Way to Hammer it, Breggers!

Go Astros!!

[Fudge Nuggets 19151]

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

"Bregman is gonna fuck in the playoffs"

-- TexArcher

I picked Yuli.  You got the better pick, but both are showing out on the big stage.

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

their 3b is good.  Shhit! 

btw, how come we all remember the entire 1980 Philly lineup, 42 years ago, but I still can't name more than 3 daily players in this WS?

[Chapo 104]

Bohm is supposed to be the worst 3b fielder in the league?

[WBT 20422]

The announcers are actually making a good point here.  The Phillies thought they had the edge with Nola and Wheeler on the mound and that they would need to win 3 or 4 of their starts to take the series.  We haven't exactly struggled against either.

Now we just have to carry it over to torching their shaky bullpen.

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

Astros should retire JV's jersey tomorrow before the plane takes off. 

Edited October 30, 2022 by Make em eat Taco Bell

[Horn80 6075]

Bars making $ tonight in Texas

[BachelorTrek 2937]

Just now, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

their 3b is good.  Shhit! 

btw, how come we all remember the entire 1980 Philly lineup, 42 years ago, but I still can't name more than 3 daily players in this WS?

I had forgotten Zonk was on that phils team.

I still HATE Rose spiking the baseball to call attention to himself after every 3rd out he caught at 1B.  I'm the only person who remembers that pompous shit.

[Fudge Nuggets 19151]

5 minutes ago, slorch said:

announcers:  this ballpark.

 

Motherfuckers, he hit it off the wall in left center.  It's not like he dinked it into the Crawford boxes.

 

Fuck the excuse makers for Astros opponents.  Leave no fucking doubt.

Fuck 'em, 405 ft ain't no joke

 

[Pimphand 5598]

6 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

let Frambler go CG man 

No

[Macklemore 2870]

Fuck

[HtownHorn 14488]

Here we go.

[perfectchaos007 6596]

Time to pull Framber

[YChang 3431]

Get the bullpen ready

[Fudge Nuggets 19151]

6 minutes ago, WBT said:

The announcers are actually making a good point here.  The Phillies thought they had the edge with Nola and Wheeler on the mound and that they would need to win 3 or 4 of their starts to take the series.  We haven't exactly struggled against either.

Now we just have to carry it over to torching their shaky bullpen.

We need to win this game.

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

"That pierces the shift" sounded extremely dirty.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Shitty ass ump starting to squeeze Framber. Like clockwork.

[936horn 910]

Jesus Christ please dusty 

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

right, pull Valdez after 1 or 2 runs (if that happens) but leave JV in there to be blasted for 5 over 2 innings. 

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

sit down FAKEmuto 

[elfenix 34172]

DP'd like @South Austin's mom!

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

Frambler is a happy baby boy

[Limp Brisket 546]

Perfect 

[Macklemore 2870]

FUCK YES!!!!

[tx 3 putt 76403]

Hell yes !!!!

[YChang 3431]

Bad ass

[TexArcher 37520]

BRYCE HARPER THIS, BRYCE HARPER THAT, HOTTEST HITTER ON THE PLANET, BLAH, BLAH, GO SIT DOWN AGAIN YOU RALLY KILLING DICKHEAD...

[perfectchaos007 6596]

Huuuuuge double play

[WBT 20422]

Call the Framberlamps!

94 pitches, I'd let him go one more against 5-6-7.

[HtownHorn 14488]

Getting those tailor mades is like the Phillies getting kicked in the nuts.

[Pimphand 5598]

4 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Time to pull Framber

Also no.

We need middle ground

[Guest]

Valdez pulled their heart out and showed it to them.

 

LFG!!!

[rvm96 1643]

5 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Time to pull Framber

 

4 minutes ago, 936horn said:

Jesus Christ please dusty 

[HtownHorn 14488]

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Call the Framberlamps!

94 pitches, I'd let him go one more against 5-6-7.

why? You have a deep bullpen use it.

[Gut Wagon 8052]

9 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

I had forgotten Zonk was on that phils team.

I still HATE Rose spiking the baseball to call attention to himself after every 3rd out he caught at 1B.  I'm the only person who remembers that pompous shit.

No, you're not. Charlie Hustle was by far the biggest tool in the shed. 

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

i hate these in game interviews

[cabowabo 4453]

I’m going on the record.  I hate these in game interviews. 

[BachelorTrek 2937]

7 minutes ago, slorch said:

announcers:  this ballpark.

 

Motherfuckers, he hit it off the wall in left center.  It's not like he dinked it into the Crawford boxes.

 

Fuck the excuse makers for Astros opponents.  Leave no fucking doubt.

Both yankers and dead-sox have shorter distances in their ballparks, but somehow they are OK, just the stadium of the teams in the South are horrific!

yanker stadium shortest distances are 318ft in left and 314 in right, dead-sox is 310 in left and 302 in right.

Minute Maid's shortest distance is 315 to the 17 foot wall for the Crawford boxes.

The announcers can go eat a big bag of dicks!

[WBT 20422]

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

why? You have a deep bullpen use it.

Because he's one of the 3 best pitchers in the American League.

[runthebone 7932]

Dumbasses trying to start the wave