2022 Houston Astros Thread

[Dnaguy 11777]

Why has a 4 run lead felt like we’re 2 runs behind? 

[Fudge Nuggets 19151]

2 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

wtf? he's on the playoff roster? 

He took Martinez's spot for the World Series.

[YChang 3431]

Come on boring 9th. Come on boring 9th. 

[tx 3 putt 76401]

pressley needs to do his job

[Macklemore 2870]

Just now, TexArcher said:

Smoltz is trying to spin the nut-hanging excellence from Montero just now as a good thing for the Phillies in the long run.

He's like a Little League dad for every team we play against.  I bet Bidge fucked his wife back in the day.

No man, Bagwell was the one who fucked his wife. The trim he pulled in the 90s was legendary 

[tx 3 putt 76401]

Just now, YChang said:

Come on boring 9th. Come on boring 9th. 

 

10000% this 

[Dnaguy 11777]

2 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Yes let’s win this ducking Series so he can ride off on the sunset. We’re in agreement 

[Limp Brisket 546]

Smith can get it done, he’s actually got a clean history against these cats.  We’ll see.

[Limp Brisket 546]

Or Pressley

[utxmike05 1825]

Pressly walk up song and stadium shit gets my hype

[Kringelbert Fishtybuns 943]

You don’t normally see two 6’5” guys in a row……except last series.

[tx 3 putt 76401]

one down

[TexArcher 37519]

Attaboy, Press.

[YChang 3431]

I said boring ninth guys…..

[Dutchrudder 11115]

I think Pressley loves dirt as much as my 3 year old

[tx 3 putt 76401]

did the fox broadcast mention dubon to cf ?

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19092]

11 minutes ago, elfenix said:

No, but I honestly have forgotten last season.  I only show up for the playoffs.  It is easier that way.

[WBT 20422]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

did the fox broadcast mention dubon to cf ?

Yes, Dubon to CF, Chas to LF.

[Macklemore 2870]

1 more out!!

[WBT 20422]

Just now, Macklemore said:

1 more out!!

neg finger twitching

[atomheartbevo 89449]

Green or blue screen advertising really stands out behind Marsh’s Civil War re-enactor beard.

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

Bill Buckner 

[tx 3 putt 76401]

come on, get this last out 

[Macklemore 2870]

What the fuck was that 

[YChang 3431]

Wow, that hop

[David Dennison 18661]

Wow.

[WBT 20422]

Come on Yuli, what was that?

[Fudge Nuggets 19151]

God damnit.

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

Stott with the 15 pitch at bat.

[elfenix 34171]

astros win!

[Dnaguy 11777]

Dude

[Horn80 6075]

Astros win!  Coffee will taste great in the morning.

[Fudge Nuggets 19151]

My man let me down.  I thought our D was supposed to be better than them.

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19092]

Done.  The Series is going to Philly.  

Edited October 30, 2022 by PenelopeWitherspoon
Clarified because I am most likely not making it to Philly.

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

THANK GOD!!

[David Dennison 18661]

Never in doubt.

[atomheartbevo 89449]

[LTtxfan 48980]

ASTROS WIN !!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[Limp Brisket 546]

Whew

[Dnaguy 11777]

Just now, elfenix said:

astros win!

Do you live in the future?

[tx 3 putt 76401]

good win, but .... phillies did their job, split the first two games on the road. we need to double down on game 3, no dumb mistakes.

 

[YChang 3431]

Whew

[cabowabo 4453]

Most stressful 3 run win ever. 

[Dutchrudder 11115]

Game.  1-1 going to Philly for... checks notes... 3 games in a row?  WTF is that about?  Why isn't it 2-2-1-1-1?

[WBT 20422]

Nice comfortable win.  Congrats to Framber for his first World Series W.

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

aggy lose 31-28

Mack goes 7-1 

Horns don't lose

Astros win

 

 

[YChang 3431]

Just now, Dnaguy said:

Do you live in the future?

I know, I guess my Youtube TV is dramatically behind

[Macklemore 2870]

Yes got the first one. Let’s get the next one in Philly and stomp all over them. 3 more to go 

[cabowabo 4453]

Not even sure why we get on the the plane. Philly is gonna be so crazy that we don’t have a chance. 

[WBT 20422]

Just now, Dutchrudder said:

Game.  1-1 going to Philly for... checks notes... 3 games in a row?  WTF is that about?  Why isn't it 2-2-1-1-1?

Obviously you're not a golfer