2022 Houston Astros Thread

[tx 3 putt 76399]

1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

Not sure I wouldn't rather start Brown in Game 5. At the moment, I trust JV only slightly more than Smith. But if JV were to start that game, hopefully the plan would be to have Brown come in at the first serious hint of a rally. Guess I know better, but let me have my dreams. 

too early to be this drunk 

[Chuckie Finster 22600]

It’s good for them.

Good for Philly fans as a whole. Pretty shitty for the ones who have to pay for parking, concessions, etc. for a game that everyone knows isn’t happening.

Again, lulz fuck them, but just more bush league shit from the commish.

[UTexasFight 9380]

12 minutes ago, uoftorange said:

Absolutely zero reason for him to go in Game 4, get the full rest and go game 5 

Game 4 in a ppd scenario would be full/normal rest.

and even scarier, could make him available on short rest for a possible game 7 

[Wulaw Horn 18981]

46 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Yeah, but then you'd also be a fat, hairy douchewaffle who deserved misery, so.

Other than the Philly fan part I resemble this remark. 

[henrygandorf 29177]

i think we all know who's really to blame here.

the dodgers.

[uoftorange 1386]

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

Game 4 in a ppd scenario would be full/normal rest.

and even scarier, could make him available on short rest for a possible game 7 

Factually correct, I was more going for "extra rest" and said it poorly.

I just see no reason to skip Javier when he's been lights out

[Wulaw Horn 18981]

Why am I getting Asian Porn comic book advertisements all over the place on Surly?  I have never visited graphic novel porn in my life, nor Asian porn either (NTTAWWT). 

[Scraps 13542]

I always find these situations funny because they could easily be avoided.

Yes this alternative sucks, but everyone knew 3 days ago about this weather so they could have just started the game at 3 pm and got it in.....and that could have been told before any team even left Houston so both teams were prepared. I know $$$ talks and this would have never be done though.

[Js1 85110]

3 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Why am I getting Asian Porn comic book advertisements all over the place on Surly?  I have never visited graphic novel porn in my life, nor Asian porn either (NTTAWWT). 

[Guadaloopy 10926]

3 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Why am I getting Asian Porn comic book advertisements all over the place on Surly?  I have never visited graphic novel porn in my life, nor Asian porn either (NTTAWWT). 

[UTexasFight 9380]

4 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Why am I getting Asian Porn comic book advertisements all over the place on Surly?  I have never visited graphic novel porn in my life, nor Asian porn either (NTTAWWT). 

Tell us you enjoy Asian porn comic books with mount telling us you like Asian porn comic books 

[UTexasFight 9380]

3 minutes ago, Scraps said:

I always find these situations funny because they could easily be avoided.

Yes this alternative sucks, but everyone knew 3 days ago about this weather so they could have just started the game at 3 pm and got it in.....and that could have been told before any team even left Houston so both teams were prepared. I know $$$ talks and this would have never be done though.

You already said it (money talks), but Mastercard didn’t pay for the “ I stand up to cancer” gamebreak at 4pm instead of 8pm.

[Horn80 6075]

14 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Good for Philly fans as a whole. Pretty shitty for the ones who have to pay for parking, concessions, etc. for a game that everyone knows isn’t happening.

Again, lulz fuck them, but just more bush league shit from the commish.

No weeping here for Philly fans.

[texashorne 1177]

There's a major system that should push through by game time. Problem is, there's another even larger one behind that. I would imagine that what the meetings are about

[TexArcher 37519]

14 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Why am I getting Asian Porn comic book advertisements all over the place on Surly?  I have never visited graphic novel porn in my life, nor Asian porn either (NTTAWWT). 

Did you pay extra on your membership this month or something?

[TonyTexas 10482]

Not official but this seems to be what’s going to happen and I am not gruntled 

 

Edited October 31, 2022 by TonyTexas

[David Dennison 18659]

30 minutes ago, uoftorange said:

In CA, and where else?  There is no where else that it makes sense not to have it

It makes economic sense not to have it. That's why they don't. It would be a waste of money.

[runthebone 7932]

These fuckers are trying to fuck us, and I say fuck you because that is just going to piss the Astros even more the fuck off.

 

Fuckers.

[Ichabod 184]

This worst part about weather delays right now are the constant puns about roof talk. It gets annoying. There’s not a roof, there won’t be a roof, just quit talking about a fucking roof. 

[Js1 85110]

1 minute ago, runthebone said:

These fuckers are trying to fuck us

Like we are some sort of Asian comic book character 

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19093]

6 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

It makes economic sense not to have it. That's why they don't. It would be a waste of money.

I do not agree.  The Yankees spent 2.3B on their stadium.  They absolutely could have put a retractable roof on it for that money.

Edited October 31, 2022 by PenelopeWitherspoon

[runthebone 7932]

Just now, Js1 said:

Like we are some sort of Asian comic book character 

Like an octopus or something?

 

Anyway, if you want to delay tonight, whatever, but the travel day has to go.  People make plans to attend Games 6 and 7.

[Pimphand 5597]

28 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

i think we all know who's really to blame here.

the dodgers.

Yeah we need someone who can out Dusty the OG in the other dugout.

[WBT 20422]

2 minutes ago, Ichabod said:

This worst part about weather delays right now are the constant puns about roof talk. It gets annoying. There’s not a roof, there won’t be a roof, just quit talking about a fucking roof. 

puns?

[Viper 12030]

36 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

too early to be this drunk 

[runthebone 7932]

I was pissed, but now, you know what, let's just space the games out so we face Nola and Wheeler for all 7 games.  Why not?  We aren't having problems with them, and it allows us to skip Verlander.

[Ichabod 184]

Postponed, fuck this. 

[TonyTexas 10482]

There it is

 

[Js1 85110]

Booooo

[David Dennison 18659]

Just now, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

It really doesn't.  The Yankees spent 2.3B on their stadium.  They absolutely could have put a retractable roof on it for that money.

Probably. But I wouldn't expect any new baseball stadiums in that part of the country to ever have a retractable roof.

[Macklemore 2870]

34 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Why am I getting Asian Porn comic book advertisements all over the place on Surly?  I have never visited graphic novel porn in my life, nor Asian porn either (NTTAWWT). 

You’re Tree Fiddy membership has probably lapsed. This site bombards with you ads if you’re not Tree Fiddy.

[runthebone 7932]

Cocksuckers

[David Dennison 18659]

I really hope this reaction is because we want to see baseball tonight and not because we're skeered of an extra day off for the mighty Phillies.

[WBT 20422]

Adding the extra off day is bullshit.  The playoffs need fewer off days not more.  Teams should be rewarded for having deeper pitching staffs.

Philly could theoretically now go: G1 Nola, G2 Wheeler, G3 Nola 3 days rest, G4 Wheeler 3 days rest, G6 Nola 3 days rest, G7 Wheeler 3 days rest.  

I don't think they will but it shouldn't be possible. 

Edited October 31, 2022 by WBT

[perfectchaos007 6596]

Even though the game was postponed today, it feels like a loss

[David Dennison 18659]

The fuck?

[elfenix 34171]

fuck manfred

[Murfdogg21 4412]

🐴 💩 

[Frank Drebin 5620]

It don’t make a shit

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

It ain’t going 7 anyways. 

[texashorne 1177]

7 minutes ago, WBT said:

Adding the extra off day is bullshit.  The playoffs need fewer off days not more.  Teams should be rewarded for having deeper pitching staffs.

Philly could theoretically now go: G1 Nola, G2 Wheeler, G3 Nola 3 days rest, G4 Wheeler 3 days rest, G6 Nola 3 days rest, G7 Wheeler 3 days rest.  

I don't think they will but it shouldn't be possible. 

We shelled Nola and Wheeler. It would be awesome if they pitched this way. 

[Wulaw Horn 18981]

[Pablo 494]

1 minute ago, texashorne said:

We shelled Nola and Wheeler. It would be awesome if they pitched this way. 

yeah, give us more ABs against them

[Wulaw Horn 18981]

I didn’t think this was Asian but when I clicked on the link to see if this was what I thought it was it said Asian. I think it’s the first add I’ve ever clicked on. 
also- now I get to watch without the trick or treat, but son of a fucking bitch the fact that we’ve played 9 games in the last 28 days is absurd. 

[David Dennison 18659]

If they want to bring their guys on three days rest, let 'em.

[Guadaloopy 10926]

3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

If they want to bring their guys on three days rest, let 'em.

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19093]

Fuck Manfred and Fuck MLB.  The only additional game I will be able to watch is tomorrow.  I will be able to watch some of the Wednesday night game in the Centurion club, but with a flight at 10:05 PM, there will still be a lot of ball to play when I go to catch my flight.  Sigh.

[Huckleberry 32703]

41 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

It makes economic sense not to have it. That's why they don't. It would be a waste of money.

Yes, economic sense is why the Yankees didn't include it in their 2.3 billion dollar stadium. Financial constraints and all.

Oops too late. 

Edited October 31, 2022 by Huckleberry

[rvm96 1643]

Suarez game 3 and Nola game 4

 

 

Edited October 31, 2022 by rvm96

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Well Shit. I had a good Game 3 haiku ready. But this beer is getting drank anyway. See y’all tomorrow.