2022 Houston Astros Thread

[Brisketexan 104613]

Goddamn, get your shit together lance.

[Guadaloopy 10923]

Cmon blue.  Call it both ways.  Segura should’ve been in the dugout a pitch earlier.  

[mrhorn 1376]

we should be 2-0 easily and 3-0 had the bats worked tonight TBD. 

Are you from the fucking future? I’m only in the second inning

[Sleepygrad 1029]

we're gonna put up runs, lets not freak out

[elfenix 34171]

GODDAMNIT FUCK YOU LANCE

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

they are Team Nostradamus 

[StruggleBus 3922]

Pull this fucking asshole 

[David Dennison 18656]

OK, that's enough.

[Smax 3800]

Wtf

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

27 minutes ago, wood said:

WTF? Why so faint?

Need to replace the toner cartridge in your tv

[tx ind 6999]

Motherfuck

[billfromlaketravis 11361]

The Harper home run was a meatball, but Harper identified the upcoming meatball in the on deck circle. Harper told Bohm LMJ’s tell.

How in the f*** the Astros didn’t address this between innings is behind me. 

[Horn80 6075]

Shocking

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

surely someone on Twitter has figured out the tipping.  Phillies have. 

[UTEX_ME 4754]

Houston. Sports.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Get Urquidy in there. Lance is tipping and done.

[Kringelbert Fishtybuns 943]

When more than 8% of your pitches leave the yard, you are tipping something.

[tejas60 3527]

Jesus

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Fuck it. Gonna lose at this point. Let LMJ go 6 or 7 and not completely burn the pen for a sure fire loss.

[Macklemore 2870]

Fuck this game and fuck LMJ. He has got to be tipping his pitches. If we blow this series I’m going to lose it.

[TexArcher 37513]

Man, if only we had some other pitchers we could put in!

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

how come the Astros pitching coach doesn't know? 

[Pimphand 5597]

2 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

Bruh it's the 2nd inning in a 1-1 series. Why cry like the game and series is over?

Because Dusty will ensure we lose it is what he does. He cant help himself but fuck around and find out.

He should write a book on it with Dave Roberts.

[MirrOlure 14625]

If this motherfucker throws one more pitch…..

[Lat22 3994]

Fake an injury. Get him the fuck out. 

[Gut Wagon 8052]

When nobodies like Marsh are homering, you're serving stuff on a platter. Hunter Brown, where are you? 

[Limp Brisket 546]

Go Javier,  Dusty wtf?

[elfenix 34171]

"what's fan interference?"

--manfred, probably

[tx ind 6999]

Garcia better be warming up

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19093]

Marsh needs to wash his fucking hair.  He is gross.

[Dbeasy 14969]

After hearing that dugout interview with the Philly that hit the home run, it’s clear they know something about what he’s throwing. Something’s up. 

[UDontKnow 10439]

Just now, Tommy Nobis said:

Fuck it. Gonna lose at this point. Let LMJ go 6 or 7 and not completely burn the pen for a sure fire loss.

As painful as it is, this appears to be the best long term strategy.

[utxmike05 1825]

Game

[billfromlaketravis 11361]

I’d get Garcia hot. What the hell else is on the roster for?

[Tommy Nobis 905]

If this motherfucker throws one more pitch…..

I’d make him throw his arm off. Fuck burning the pen in a sure loss tonight.

[formermav43 4599]

1 minute ago, Tommy Nobis said:

Fuck it. Gonna lose at this point. Let LMJ go 6 or 7 and not completely burn the pen for a sure fire loss.

Yeah no way they can put up more than 4 runs against Philly…

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

LMJ sucksssss dickkkkk but let’s keep his out there.

[Horn80 6075]

Just now, MirrOlure said:

If this motherfucker throws one more pitch…..

Carry on……

[UTEX_ME 4754]

Might as well let him stay in now. This game is over 

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

Just now, Dbeasy said:

After hearing that dugout interview with the Philly that hit the home run, it’s clear they know something about what he’s throwing. Something’s up. 

big shit eating grin .  I need Twitter to enlighten us. 

[rvm96 1643]

Just now, Limp Brisket said:

Go Javier,  Dusty wtf?

You want to him to do a piggyback start with Javier???

 

1 minute ago, Pimphand said:

Because Dusty will ensure we lose it is what he does. He cant help himself but fuck around and find out.

He should write a book on it with Dave Roberts.

It must be fun living life with so much pessimism 

[TexArcher 37513]

WHY THE FUCK IS LMJ STILL IN THIS GOD DAMNED FUCKING GAME, DUSTY??

[tx 3 putt 76379]

Hunter Brown is warming up for the Astros.

[Guadaloopy 10923]

Ugh.   This series has already seen one comeback.  Suarez is not overpowering.  This is not over.  

[Rip76 4914]

3 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Houston. Sports.

This all day

[tx ind 6999]

I’m sorry but the JV birds are not looked upon favorably  by the baseball gods.

[Lat22 3994]

1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

After hearing that dugout interview with the Philly that hit the home run, it’s clear they know something about what he’s throwing. Something’s up. 

He’s tipping his pitches. No doubt about it. 

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

Just now, formermav43 said:

Yeah no way they can put up more than 4 runs against Philly…

Well we average 5 against them so it’s not like we have some explosive offense. We win with dominant pitching and timely hitting not explosive offense. Would be nice to see us break out though.

[StruggleBus 3922]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

Hunter Brown is warming up for the Astros.

[Gut Wagon 8052]

Nothing is over. Get it together.