2022 Houston Astros Thread

[wood 11150]

3 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

Fuck it. Gonna lose at this point. Let LMJ go 6 or 7 and not completely burn the pen for a sure fire loss.

4-0 in the 2nd doesn't seem like a surefire loss to me.

[MirrOlure 14625]

Fuck you schwarber you little pussybitch

[billfromlaketravis 11361]

Bohm basically confirmed the f***ing pitch tipping in an interview and they leave LMJ in to face the top of the order?! Am I taking crazy pills? 

[formermav43 4599]

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

Well we average 5 against them so it’s not like we have some explosive offense. We win with dominant pitching and timely hitting not explosive offense. Would be nice to see us break out though.

5>4

[Brisketexan 104613]

So…do we think MAYBE LMJ is tipping? Could be? Possibly?

[tx ind 6999]

He tippin, that shot of their dugout  laughing confirms it

[TonyTexas 10482]

Where’s Greenspoint when we need him?

[perfectchaos007 6596]

Maybe it’s our turn for a 5 run comeback 

[Macklemore 2870]

LMJ has really let his team down. Fuck we should have started Javier this game.

[cabowabo 4453]

Got to put Brown in to start the 3rd. 

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

Did Jose Urquidy fuck dusty dead mama? Where the fuck has he been?

[VirginiaLonghorn 4750]

Game’s over?  I thought they played nine.  

[Telegraph_it 3354]

Fuck these fucks. Let’s score 5 in this inning. Every cheesesteak in that stadium sucks. 

[tx 3 putt 76379]

2 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

He’s tipping his pitches. No doubt about it. 

Lance McCullers hadn't allowed a home run on an off-speed pitch all year. Tonight, he has allowed two -- one to Bryce Harper (CB), another to Brandon Marsh (SL). In between, Alec Bohm homered on a first-pitch sinker. 
 

[elfenix 34171]

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

Did Jose Urquidy fuck dusty dead mama? Where the fuck has he been?

3 wins in the world series = dog house

7 ERA in the world series = top of the line starter who gets 2 starts and maybe comes in relief game 7

[Briuis 61]

Mookie Betts calling for interference that wasn't there in 2018 on the Altuve HR and then getting the HR taken away. This was so much clearer than that and they upheld the call. We're clearly getting fucked.

[rvm96 1643]

Just now, Macklemore said:

LMJ has really let his team down. Fuck we should have started Javier this game.

Then McCullers would have started next game and probably had the same issue with apparently tipping pitches.

[Lat22 3994]

Do we think Smoltz is going to talk about how important it is for Houston to answer in this at bat?

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

Astros up 5-0 and lose 6-5

phillies up 4-0 and end up winning 13-1.

[TexArcher 37514]

Y'all are ready to punt this game because we're down 4?  Ranger Suarez is about to give it up like South Austin's mom then we're gonna run a train on their weak ass bullpen.  Final 11-5 Houston.  

Get ready.

[UDontKnow 10439]

Just now, Macklemore said:

LMJ has really let his team down. Fuck we should have started Javier this game.

Maybe I missed it, but I couldn't find a rhyme or reason to change the order of the pitching rotation after sweeping the Yankees.

[Guadaloopy 10923]

Man, I’m sure glad y’all weren’t running the country December 1941 to June 1942.   Some surrendering bitches in this thread.  

[Horn80 6075]

Altuve will lead Astros comeback tonight

[Planet Houston 4923]

Getting punched in the mouth. Let’s see if anyone reposes. Suarez can get got. 

[StruggleBus 3922]

2 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Where’s Greenspoint when we need him?

BALLGAME

Just now, Guadaloopy said:

Man, I’m sure glad y’all weren’t running the country December 1941 to June 1942.   Some surrendering bitches in this thread.  

It’s okay that you were wrong about LMJ

[Guadaloopy 10923]

1 minute ago, Briuis said:

Mookie Betts calling for interference that wasn't there in 2018 on the Altuve HR and then getting the HR taken away. This was so much clearer than that and they upheld the call. We're clearly getting fucked.

This is dumb.  This was clearly a HR.   

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

I remember when we were up 5-0. Long way from over. 

[Limp Brisket 546]

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

Man, I’m sure glad y’all weren’t running the country December 1941 to June 1942.   Some surrendering bitches in this thread.  

Not surrendering at all but I’ll be damned if multiple clues don’t indicate that the Phillies have picked up something on Lance.

[runthebone 7932]

I don't trust Lance at all.

[UTHornFan014 710]

1 minute ago, Briuis said:

Mookie Betts calling for interference that wasn't there in 2018 on the Altuve HR and then getting the HR taken away. This was so much clearer than that and they upheld the call. We're clearly getting fucked.

As much as I wish it was... That wasn't fan interference. The kid wasn't reaching over the railing and it was clearing by a couple feet. After the ball dropped out of his glove it fell down onto the railing and not straight into the field. 

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19093]

Strike 3 wasn’t a strike.

[cabowabo 4453]

I said take two pitches Machete. 

[UTEX_ME 4754]

Making Suarez look like Cy young, fucking swing 

[rvm96 1643]

Just now, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Strike 3 wasn’t a strike.

It looked like it was on the fox strikezone. Idk how accurate it is though.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

big shit eating grin .  I need Twitter to enlighten us. 

[wood 11150]

1 minute ago, runthebone said:

I don't trust Lance at all.

Not when he's super-amped. That seems to be when he can't do shit imho.

[Briuis 61]

Just now, Guadaloopy said:

This is dumb.  This was clearly a 

It blew his glove back and the ball still hit the top of the wall. They never showed a great look at it that could overturn/confirm.

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19093]

WTF was that Altuve.  You just fucking gave up!

[UDontKnow 10439]

1 minute ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

WTF was that Altuve.  You just fucking gave up!

The Astros body language is shitty. That's why I'm not sold on the Astros coming back this game.

Edited November 2, 2022 by UDontKnow

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19093]

Goddamn it!  Of course the Astros are going to make Suarez look like a Cy Young candidate.  

[tx ind 6999]

Damn, even when they fuck up the fielding they still get the out, beyond frustrating.

[TexArcher 37514]

If LMJ pitches to Harper again, Dusty should be fired on the spot.

[UTEX_ME 4754]

You’d think the Phillies won 132 games this season

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

8 minutes ago, formermav43 said:

5>4

Lulllzz you think they won’t score more? And our offense is hot for a inning or two and dog shit the rest. These bad innings will catch up with us and they are right now. 

[UTEX_ME 4754]

And the WS should be 2-2-1-1-1

[Guadaloopy 10923]

2 minutes ago, Briuis said:

It blew his glove back and the ball still hit the top of the wall. They never showed a great look at it that could overturn/confirm.

Get a new TV. 

[Hammerin Hank 1224]

3 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Strike 3 wasn’t a strike.

I thought it was a strike, but we’re not getting that same inside call

[MirrOlure 14625]

Mookie Betts calling for interference that wasn't there in 2018 on the Altuve HR and then getting the HR taken away. This was so much clearer than that and they upheld the call. We're clearly getting fucked.

That was so much NOT interference and SO MUCH a HR that anyone who thinks otherwise needs to STFUAD

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

We needed to win tonight too since they get to crush JV in game 5. 

[UTHornFan014 710]

2 minutes ago, Briuis said:

It blew his glove back and the ball still hit the top of the wall. They never showed a great look at it that could overturn/confirm.

It was a HR