2022 Houston Astros Thread

[wood 11149]

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

And the WS should be 2-2-1-1-1

Yeah I hate the 2-3-2 bullshit.

[UTEX_ME 4754]

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

We needed to win tonight too since they get to crush JV in game 5. 

I’d start Hunter Brown or Urquidy over JV. JV shouldn’t see the field again until game 7 middle innings all hands on deck. 

[rvm96 1643]

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

And the WS should be 2-2-1-1-1

That's either too many travel days or an exhausting amount of flying

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

I wouldn’t care that they talk up everyone we play in the WS as long as we break it off in their ass but we don’t so they just keep it up. I give two shits that we win 106 if we lose the WS. 

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

I’d start Hunter Brown or Urquidy over JV. JV shouldn’t see the field again until game 7 middle innings all hands on deck. 

Yea I agree but we all know he’s tossing JV no matter what.

[Pimphand 5597]

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

I wouldn’t care that they talk up everyone we play in the WS as long as we break it off in their ass but we don’t so they just keep it up. I give two shits that we win 106 if we lose the WS. 

Yea I agree but we all know he’s tossing JV no matter what.

Yet another chapter in the legend of Dusty finding out.

[LTtxfan 48975]

A lot of baseball left...  need a Philly goose egg here.  Then just chip away at this 4 run deficit...

GO STROS !!!

[Fudge Nuggets 19151]

2 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

That's either too many travel days or an exhausting amount of flying

Hockey and basketball seem to be able to handle it.  But I'm for sticking with 2-3-2 since pitching rotation is so integral to the sport.

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19093]

So we are missing pitches so Fox can fellate Bryce Harper?  Fuck you, Fox.

[elfenix 34171]

an easy inning at least

[UDontKnow 10439]

Just now, Fudge Nuggets said:

Hockey and basketball seem to be able to handle it.  But I'm for sticking with 2-3-2 since pitching rotation is so integral to the sport.

There's always cricket where you can literally play at a different venue for every match of a tour. 

[mrhorn 1376]

We need some runs boys. Make this fucker pitch

[wood 11149]

I saw a consistent leg kick that inning, at least on the pitches where I could see his windup. 3 up. 3 down.

[Kringelbert Fishtybuns 943]

Alright.  Take a breath and start chipping away at this thing.  
 

No more bitchassedness and stop laying off left side of the zone.

[Lat22 3994]

This is some love affair these guys have with Harper. Jesus. Enough. 

[Wade 463]

9 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

If LMJ pitches to Harper again, Dusty should be fired on the spot.

ahem

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19093]

Well, that wasn’t helpful.

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

Our offense is just poop but maybe 2 innings. Hopefully those two innings are 3 runs each.

[cabowabo 4453]

Getting owned by Ranger Suarez.  Lol. 

[Macklemore 2870]

We are not getting good contact against this fuck all night. fuck

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

Tonight we get to watch a scrub dominant us. Again.

[Gut Wagon 8052]

I'm tired of Yordan faking being mortal. He needs to show up and show out for a refreshing change. 

[Guadaloopy 10923]

We owe the Phillies a late inning comeback at home.  I choose to believe.  

[StruggleBus 3922]

The astros should try scoring some runs

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

Just now, Gut Wagon said:

I'm tired of Yordan faking being mortal. He needs to show up and show out for a refreshing change. 

He’s great in the alds but blows in the WS 

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19093]

Just now, Guadaloopy said:

We owe the Phillies a late inning comeback at home.  I choose to believe.  

From your mouth….

But I think our chances are as good as mine are winning Powerball tomorrow….

[Js1 85110]

Sports are dumb and I hate them 

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Why is he wiping his hands on the grass and on his uniform!!! — Twitter if it was Framber

[Gourmand 7774]

how many times this series will Harper be granted time from the hpu when the pitcher goes to his wind-up?

[Dutchrudder 11115]

15 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

That's either too many travel days or an exhausting amount of flying

This is a sport where they sometimes make up games by playing 2 in the same day while also playing the day before and after a double header. I think they can manage. 

[VirginiaLonghorn 4750]

There’s more pussy in this thread than the Hot or Not forum …

[rvm96 1643]

1 minute ago, Dutchrudder said:

This is a sport where they sometimes make up games by playing 2 in the same day while also playing the day before and after a double header. I think they can manage. 

A doubleheader is so rare nowadays 

[elfenix 34171]

another easy inning

[UTHornFan014 710]

Time to cut into this lead. I'll feel more optimistic if we can get this down to a 2 run lead by the 6th

[tx ind 6999]

[Guadaloopy 10923]

It would be some funny shit if LMJ ended up the winning pitcher tonight.  

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

Need to score some runs now 

[wood 11149]

2 minutes ago, elfenix said:

another easy inning

Yep. Seems like he's untipped the tipping.

[Horn80 6075]

Let’s go Astros

[elfenix 34171]

Just now, wood said:

Yep. Seems like he's untipped the tipping.

sucks it took them 2 innings to do so.  guess you can't bring your own high speed cameras with you on the road

[Wulaw Horn 18980]

I think I’m going to go back to surfing through Japanese graphic novel porn as mentioned on the ad feed yesterday and use my tears as lubrication. 

[Guadaloopy 10923]

Just now, elfenix said:

sucks it took them 2 innings to do so.  guess you can't bring your own high speed cameras with you on the road

If it takes a high speed camera to see it, it ain’t tipping.  

[David Dennison 18656]

If our offense keeps this up, it's not going to matter how many HRs he gave up.

[elfenix 34171]

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

If it takes a high speed camera to see it, it ain’t tipping.  

counterpoint: the guys back at minute maid analyzing this aren't bryce harper. 

[billfromlaketravis 11361]

Credit to LMJ for battling through it. But he does this in almost every road start. 
 

I think we should be down 2-0. That Harper homer was inevitable. 

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

We’re averaging 4.5 runs a game in the playoffs. We do that tonight and we win! Yeah!

[elfenix 34171]

good job chazzy getting on with 2 outs to get maldy up

[LTtxfan 48975]

Walk !

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19093]

Come on, Maldy.

[wood 11149]

Man, listening to these cunts, you'd think the Phillies were up 3-0 in the series.

[TexArcher 37509]

Sure would be a good time for a random Machete homer...