2022 Houston Astros Thread

[Amos Moses 795]

Best lineup if we want nothing out of the DH spot. 

I mean, it’s fair to say Yordan is slumping, but a nothing? Man back up from the edge …

[tx 3 putt 78788]

2 minutes ago, Amos Moses said:

I mean, it’s fair to say Yordan is slumping, but a nothing? Man back up from the edge …

2nd World Series in a row that he’s slumped 

[Gut Wagon 8219]

3 minutes ago, Amos Moses said:

I mean, it’s fair to say Yordan is slumping, but a nothing? Man back up from the edge …

Meant that as we need Hensley back in the lineup, and that means having him at DH. Diaz should be the one grabbing some pine...next to Mancini. 

[Amos Moses 795]

Sure - that’s reasonable. One hit is a low bar though and he looked pretty overmatched after that to be honest.

[Gut Wagon 8219]

10 minutes ago, Amos Moses said:

Sure - that’s reasonable. One hit is a low bar though and he looked pretty overmatched after that to be honest.

Hensley's 1 for 4 in the postseason, plus that huge walk in the Game 1 rally over Seattle. Mancini and Diaz are a combined 1-for-35 in the postseason. Not sure why we'd be eager to get either of them back out there. But since Diaz is starting, I hope he goes 4-4 with 6 RBIs tonight. 

[UTexasFight 9822]

2 hours ago, texashorne said:

Hensley is the obvious choice for DH.. he got a hit and got deep into counts last night. 

Javier is an extreme flyball pitcher.

Diaz is starting because he’s our best defensive left field option at this point (not named dubon…let’s not get crazy here)

 

[tx 3 putt 78788]

I have a little faith Diaz can still do something at the plate. Zero faith in Dubon and mancini 

[Updawg 2388]

Let’s win this and make it a 3 game series

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19346]

Can y'all keep me updated?  Fucking Swiss goes out of T1, so no Centurion Lounge.  I'm just now headed to the airport.  No reason to hang around and wait.

[Planet Houston 4955]

2 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Can y'all keep me updated?  Fucking Swiss goes out of T1, so no Centurion Lounge.  I'm just now headed to the airport.  No reason to hang around and wait.

Earbuds and https://sportstalk790.iheart.com

[tejas60 3576]

Just turned on the pre game. Philly suckfest continues. 

[tx 3 putt 78788]

6 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

Earbuds and https://sportstalk790.iheart.com

 

rockets game

[tejas60 3576]

Try 740 ktrh

[Rimbo 27092]

[Gut Wagon 8219]

Seismologists say the city of Philadelphia physically moved when Harper homered last night. That only reinforces my thoughts about their shoddy stadium stuffed with obese Blutos. 

[Rockethorn1978 6206]

1 hour ago, Gourmand said:

This series could and should be 2-1 Astros, the Astros outplayed Philly the first two games, they've been in more postseason games than any other team in MLB the last seven years or so and y'all pussies think this shit is even close to over?

Philly needs two more, we need three.

Stros in 7.

I mean we said that last year and lost in 6. I’ll change my cranky tone when we score more than 4 fucking runs a game all postseason. So would be nice for them to play better and not me have a better attitude dad!

but I like your enthusiasm and I’m with you. 

[tx 3 putt 78788]

Just now, Gut Wagon said:

Seismologists say the city of Philadelphia physically moved when Harper homered last night. That only reinforces my thoughts about their shoddy stadium stuffed with obese Blutos. 

 

that was fake news

 

[henrygandorf 29230]

3 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

I’ll change my cranky tone when we score more than 4 fucking runs a game all postseason.

we took 5-0 leads in 2/3 games of this series.

[tejas60 3576]

RAT'S

[Gut Wagon 8219]

Does Brandon Marsh actually live in a marsh? 

[IDIOTsavant 8690]

 

[Limp Brisket 549]

15 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

Just turned on the pre game. Philly suckfest continues. 

Didn’t turn it on tonight, wore different shoes today, drove home different route.

[cabowabo 4692]

52 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Javier is an extreme flyball pitcher.

My butthole just puckered a little. 

[TonyTexas 10796]

7 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

I mean we said that last year and lost in 6. I’ll change my cranky tone when we score more than 4 fucking runs a game all postseason. So would be nice for them to play better and not me have a better attitude dad!

but I like your enthusiasm and I’m with you. 

We’ve scored more than 4 runs in 5 out of 10 postseason games and I haven’t noticed a change in your crankiness. 

[Gut Wagon 8219]

I want a win. Let's light this candle. 

[Horn80 6362]

Astros!

[Macklemore 2946]

LET’S FUCKING GO. Punch Philly in the face!

[UTexasFight 9822]

27 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

Earbuds and https://sportstalk790.iheart.com

Out of the service area…

mlb at bat app is absurdly behind and unusable.

i just signed up for a 7 day free trial on tune in. We’ll see if it’s synced up any better.

[Guadaloopy 11139]

Just now, UTexasFight said:

Out of the service area…

mlb at bat app is absurdly behind and unusable.

i just signed up for a 7 day free trial on tune in. We’ll see if it’s synced up any better.

At Bat has been terrible ever since they partnered with Audacy.  Huge lag and you have to restart the feed often.  

[UTEX_ME 4288]

Top of the order just lost at the plate. Not good.

[HtownHorn 15235]

1 hour ago, UTexasFight said:

Javier is an extreme flyball pitcher.

Diaz is starting because he’s our best defensive left field option at this point (not named dubon…let’s not get crazy here)

 

If you can't score, it doesn't matter who is playing defense. You need offense right now.

[Macklemore 2946]

Yes let’s go!!!

[cabowabo 4692]

I’m becoming more convinced that Smoltz has no fucking idea what he’s talking about. 

[TexArcher 39079]

There you go, Yordan!!  Get hot.

[Gut Wagon 8219]

2 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

I’m becoming more convinced that Smoltz has no fucking idea what he’s talking about. 

A man who will iron his shirt while wearing it is no fountain of wisdom. 

[HtownHorn 15235]

Opposite field hits are needed. Bregman is so fucking slow.

[Harrison Stafford 3393]

In last year’s ALCS, Boston, at home, had a 2-1 lead and commentators were hyping the Sox.  Houston won games 4 and 5 in Boston and went on to win the ALCS in 6 games. We win tonight, we flip the series 

Edited November 3, 2022 by Harrison Stafford

[Rip76 5022]

Much better than 2 swings, 2 outs.

20 pitches in the 1st

[TexArcher 39079]

Welp, 20-pitch innings will get him out of here in 5 at most, then we'll gang bang that bullpen of theirs.

Let's put up some zeroes.

[wood 11775]

4 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

I’m becoming more convinced that Smoltz has no fucking idea what he’s talking about. 

Yeah he's a fucking idiot.

[Grade of D as in David 13256]

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Welp, 20-pitch innings will get him out of here in 5 at most, then we'll gang bang that bullpen of theirs.

Let's put up some zeroes.

[UTexasFight 9822]

14 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

At Bat has been terrible ever since they partnered with Audacy.  Huge lag and you have to restart the feed often.  

Tune in app is a full minute behind OTA TV…and mlb at bat is even further behind that.
So frustrating 

Edited November 3, 2022 by UTexasFight

[TexArcher 39079]

Oh, let's miss a play so we can show a graphic about how amazing a Phillie is.

[rvm96 1643]

Wtf is fox doing not showing the foul ball live and going to a graphic instead 

[VirginiaLonghorn 4919]

Lead glove …

[cabowabo 4692]

Gurriel needs to catch that ball. 

[Dnaguy 12724]

2 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Gurriel needs to catch that ball. 

This.

What was he afraid of there

[Macklemore 2946]

There we go baby. That’s how you shut up the crowd. Fuck Philly.

[TexArcher 39079]

1 minute ago, Dnaguy said:

This.

What was he afraid of there

Herpes?

[Dnaguy 12724]

That’s the first ‘chase’ I’ve seen in a while from the Phillies.