2022 Houston Astros Thread

[CycleTex87 2953]

Let’s hit one over the fence just so we remember how it feels Astros 

[cabowabo 4452]

Just now, StruggleBus said:

Dusty will probably throw LMJ out there 

We’re closing them out in 6 so it ain’t gonna make a shit. 

[UDontKnow 10439]

Just now, StruggleBus said:

Dusty will probably throw LMJ out there 

Which is why this needs to be finished in 6 games. Hopefully JV will have his head on straight and win Game 5 tomorrow versus Philly's bullpen.

[Kringelbert Fishtybuns 943]

Wait 

Did Javier just grab his glove?

[Mez2 4020]

Christian Javier can have his way with my sister, if I had one. 

[Limp Brisket 546]

1 minute ago, Kringelbert Fishtybuns said:

Wait 

Did Javier just grab his glove?

Yes but he’s fine, I think he’d like to go back out and I’d be okay with it.

[UTexasFight 9375]

It’s Abreu

[Limp Brisket 546]

Just now, Limp Brisket said:

Yes but he’s fine, I think he’d like to go back out and I’d be okay with it.

Done*

[mrhorn 1376]

We are going to fuck up Syndergaard tomorrow.

[StruggleBus 3922]

1 minute ago, Mez2 said:

Christian Javier can have his way with my sister, if I had one. 

I’ll give you one 

[Gourmand 7774]

1 minute ago, Mez2 said:

Christian Javier can have his way with my sister, if I had one. 

he already has his way with your wife so thank you for that

[WBT 20411]

Abreu in.  Meh, I'd rather let Brown finish it and give Abreu/Montero/Pressly the night off.

[tx 3 putt 76296]

2 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

Christian Javier can have his way with my sister, if I had one. 

[Horn80 6075]

Just now, mrhorn said:

We are going to fuck up Syndergaard tomorrow.

This ain’t over yet

[YChang 3430]

Just now, Horn80 said:

This ain’t over yet

Lol, right?

[Wulaw Horn 18968]

Just now, WBT said:

Abreu in.  Meh, I'd rather let Brown finish it and give Abreu/Montero/Pressly the night off.

They have had 3 days off. I’d prefer Brown too bc I’d rather keep them from seeing our best relievers and I’d like to have Brown ready to rip in game 7, but there’s also the argument that those guys don’t like going 4 days without throwing. 

[Smax 3800]

Pulled too early? I think he could have gone another inning

[Gourmand 7774]

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Abreu in.  Meh, I'd rather let Brown finish it and give Abreu/Montero/Pressly the night off.

I don;t want them to see Brown too many times

[WBT 20411]

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

They have had 3 days off. I’d prefer Brown too bc I’d rather keep them from seeing our best relievers and I’d like to have Brown ready to rip in game 7, but there’s also the argument that those guys don’t like going 4 days without throwing. 

Yeah, that's true.  My thought is more about limiting the number of looks their hitters get off of our 1-inning guys.

[UTexasFight 9375]

Just now, Smax said:

Pulled too early? I think he could have gone another inning

No

if he walks JT and Harper finally gets on a tiring fastball up in the zone and it’s 5-2 y’all would have lost it 

[wood 11121]

Correct me if I missed it, but even idiot Smoltz has the common sense not to bring up the pitching line.

[BrazilHorn 6576]

Great outing by Javier. So good. 
Now time for bullpen to kick some ass. 

[utxmike05 1825]

Damnit this just magnifies even more how horrible Lance was yesterday lol. 

[Limp Brisket 546]

Abreu is nasty

[elfenix 34169]

11

[Wulaw Horn 18968]

I wouldn’t have Montero anywhere near this game though. They’ve seen a lot of him already. 

[WBT 20411]

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

No

if he walks JT and Harper finally gets on a tiring fastball up in the zone and it’s 5-2 y’all would have lost it 

No strikeouts in the 6th and 3 groundballs off of the fastball, so they were starting to get on top of it.  In some ways I'm still old school enough to say you let him go after the no-no but that doesn't even happen in the regular season even more.

[Rip76 4912]

Welp that was a strike 

[Gut Wagon 8052]

Seat thyself. 

[utxmike05 1825]

1 minute ago, BrazilHorn said:

Great outing by Javier. So good. 
Now time for bullpen to kick some ass. 

Want to know who is cooler and calmer than Ranger? Javier. 

[MirrOlure 14617]

Where was that last pitch???

[Wulaw Horn 18968]

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Yeah, that's true.  My thought is more about limiting the number of looks their hitters get off of our 1-inning guys.

I get that and don’t disagree at all. That’s just the other side of it. 

[Gourmand 7774]

Just now, wood said:

Correct me if I missed it, but even idiot Smoltz has the common sense not to bring up the pitching line.

man i don't a fuckin shit about none of that stuff right now

it's the motherfucking World Series. I will happily break every superstition about that if it brings home the W. 

[sidis 9731]

4 minutes ago, Smax said:

Pulled too early? I think he could have gone another inning

game 1 ptsd.

[Gourmand 7774]

1 minute ago, utxmike05 said:

Damnit this just magnifies even more how horrible Lance was yesterday lol. 

exactly what I was thinking

[Hammerin Hank 1224]

Umpire squeezing the shit out of us 

[Macklemore 2871]

“Nola pitched great tonight”. Stop sucking the Phillies cock you fuck 

[WBT 20411]

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I wouldn’t have Montero anywhere near this game though. They’ve seen a lot of him already. 

He's going to get the 8th.

[elfenix 34169]

12 strikeouts seems like a lot

[Macklemore 2871]

Abreu — FILTHY!!

[Brisketexan 104537]

Abreu bringing it.

[cabowabo 4452]

Some nasty sumbitches. 

[WBT 20411]

Well Abreu was strong to quite strong.

[Horn80 6075]

Loud cheer from Texas

[StruggleBus 3922]

Can Smoltz shut the fuck up for 20 seconds please 

[TexArcher 37506]

It's a football crowd at a baseball game!  How will we be able to compete in that kind of noise?!

[Gut Wagon 8052]

Smoltz wants Nola to change his name to Noluck. 

[Guadaloopy 10917]

1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

“Nola pitched great tonight”. Stop sucking the Phillies cock you fuck 

Well, he pitched great until he didn’t.  Just like JV in game 1.  

[Mez2 4020]

8 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

he already has his way with your wife so thank you for that

Nah, that's JP3

[Gourmand 7774]

how bout dem Philly fans right now?????