2022 Houston Astros Thread

[VirginiaLonghorn 4750]

GRRRRRRRReat game!

[utxmike05 1825]

[WBT 20397]

Should be our 3rd of the year.  Pinche Will Smith...

Edited November 3, 2022 by WBT

[runthebone 7929]

Come on, "all that matters is winning" guys.  This no hitter is fucking awesome.

 

Javier and Pressly should patent the combined no-no

Edited November 3, 2022 by runthebone

[Brisketexan 104465]

There it is. NOW we can say it - NO-NO!

Fuckig fantastic.

[Wishbone 4731]

Suck it Phillies!

[Gourmand 7774]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ojo Rojo 1882]

HNNNGGG!!!

[Guest]

and that my friends is what is known as "answering the (cracked) bell..."

LFG!!!

[perfectchaos007 6593]

Guaranteed a game 6 in Houston!!

[HtownHorn 14446]

Fuck you Philly. Coming back to the H. Now let's make them sad again tomorrow by crushing their souls.

[Mo Horn 8795]

OMFG. No words for this pitching staff. Love the history, but more importantly tied the series and will win this thing at home. 

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

Kid “wow dad thanks for spending 1,250 per ticket for my first World Series!”

dad “you’re welcome son, after last night you’ll get to see history tonight as we take a 3-1 lead”

your damn right you saw history tonight. Fuck Philly! 

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Hey Philly you like apples?
5-0 NO HITTER!
How you like them apples?

[drewlaws 126]

LFG ASTROS!! 000000000

[hornmpa96 2598]

Well that was more fun than last night. 3 game series and we have Verlander and Framber.

LFG!

[The Dog 43771]

First combined no-no in World Series history.

SUCK IT PHILLY YOU BITCHES

[Macklemore 2898]

NO HITTER SHUT THE FUCK UP PHILLY FAN. Mattress Mac set the tone. Htown pride - we don’t back down. Props to everyone on this thread that kept the faith and sent the good vibes to our Astros. The Phillies are no longer invincible at home. We’re flipping the script and going to win it all.

[dhornf 52]

Fuck yes.  Fuck the announcers and fox for trying to jinx this shit.

[tx 3 putt 76159]

[Guadaloopy 10903]

JV has a clean slate for pitching in November World Series games.  

[tx 3 putt 76159]

Just now, hornmpa96 said:

Well that was more fun than last night. 3 game series and we have Verlander and Framber.

LFG!

 

we have the arms, bats need to stay hot 

[runthebone 7929]

This is why I bought this jersey at MMP Game 2!

 

[UDontKnow 10439]

That no hitter will psychologically destroy the Phillies for the remainder of the series. 

 

[rvm96 1643]

On 5/16/2022 at 7:47 PM, HtownHorn said:

I don't trust Javier at all. When his stuff is on he's awesome, when it's not, he shouldn't pitch at all.

In honor of negging my posts all night

[Macklemore 2898]

7 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Fuck you Philly. Coming back to the H. Now let's make them sad again tomorrow by crushing their souls.

Yes we’ll gladly trade them a Texans loss to the Eagles for an Astros win. Fuck Philly and their entire city and fans. Mattress Mac flick them off and tell them to fuck off again.

Edited November 3, 2022 by Macklemore

[CurlyDumps 4439]

Suck on that fat Houston dick.

[Macklemore 2898]

I can’t wait to see Clanton’s video tomorrow.

[utxmike05 1825]

Latinos have been dominating on the mound. Just saying. It's the Phillies' kryptonite. 

[HtownHorn 14446]

1 minute ago, rvm96 said:

In honor of negging my posts all night

It worked. The Astros won. I'll keep it going the rest of the series.

But what I said is correct. He was on tonight and was fucking awesome.

Edited November 3, 2022 by HtownHorn

[Guest]

1 minute ago, runthebone said:

This is why I bought this jersey at MMP Game 2!

 

I think you need the whole staff... just to be sure.

[Serak The Preparer 3423]

Hot take: This game was a lot more fun than yesterday's. 

[The Dog 43771]

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

we have the arms, bats need to stay hot 

our arms fucking FLEXED on their asses tonight!

[Horn80 6074]

Mattress Mack will be laughing all the way out of the ball park

[David Dennison 18608]

That was amazing.

[Macklemore 2898]

6 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

I LOVE YOU ALL!!!

SAME HERE!!!!

[mrhorn 1376]

Holy shit. Just unreal from 24hrs ago

[wood 11105]

3 minutes ago, dhornf said:

Fuck yes.  Fuck the announcers and fox for trying to jinx this shit.

LOL, yep. But to be fair to Smoltz, he didn't say anything about it until it was over. Even took a little dig at his partner & said "I just can't do that".

[Harrison Stafford 3325]

Time for the No No song

[Rimbo 25752]

8 minutes ago, utxmike05 said:

[Gut Wagon 8052]

9 minutes ago, WBT said:

Those gold glovers just make it look so easy

A gold glove is super heavy. Hard to hold it far off the ground. 

[Gourmand 7774]

All you pussies whining yesterday need to recognize who the fuck you were shitting on.

The Houston Astros aren't rolling over down 2-1.

[runthebone 7929]

If Verlander can't beat Syndergaard...I mean...

He will, though.

Edited November 3, 2022 by runthebone

[WBT 20397]

Damn, Javier had 17 swings and misses on balls out of the zone

[HtownHorn 14446]

This idiot on MLBN keeps talking about game 7.

[Wulaw Horn 18963]

Probably an unpopular opinion on this thread but I think ARod is fucking great as a studio guy. 

[Planet Houston 4922]

3 hours ago, UTEX_ME said:

All the luck is on the Phillies side. Don’t think it goes back to Houston 

Haven’t caught up on the thread yet. This guy get kicked out yet?

Just kidding, stay around. But HAVE SOME FAITH MOTHERFUCKERS!!!! WOOOOOO!!!!

[utxmike05 1825]

This thread is fun again:)

[tx 3 putt 76159]

 

[Briuis 61]

We need to resign Vazquez.