2022 Houston Astros Thread

[VirginiaLonghorn 4914]

GRRRRRRRReat game!

[utxmike05 1833]

[WBT 20994]

Should be our 3rd of the year.  Pinche Will Smith...

Edited November 3, 2022 by WBT

[runthebone 8380]

Come on, "all that matters is winning" guys.  This no hitter is fucking awesome.

 

Javier and Pressly should patent the combined no-no

Edited November 3, 2022 by runthebone

[Brisketexan 106981]

There it is. NOW we can say it - NO-NO!

Fuckig fantastic.

[Wishbone 4958]

Suck it Phillies!

[Gourmand 7778]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ojo Rojo 2058]

HNNNGGG!!!

[Guest]

and that my friends is what is known as "answering the (cracked) bell..."

LFG!!!

[perfectchaos007 6780]

Guaranteed a game 6 in Houston!!

[HtownHorn 15231]

Fuck you Philly. Coming back to the H. Now let's make them sad again tomorrow by crushing their souls.

[Mo Horn 8939]

OMFG. No words for this pitching staff. Love the history, but more importantly tied the series and will win this thing at home. 

[Rockethorn1978 6206]

Kid “wow dad thanks for spending 1,250 per ticket for my first World Series!”

dad “you’re welcome son, after last night you’ll get to see history tonight as we take a 3-1 lead”

your damn right you saw history tonight. Fuck Philly! 

[Mitch Hedberg 2117]

Hey Philly you like apples?
5-0 NO HITTER!
How you like them apples?

[drewlaws 130]

LFG ASTROS!! 000000000

[hornmpa96 2669]

Well that was more fun than last night. 3 game series and we have Verlander and Framber.

LFG!

[The Dog 44862]

First combined no-no in World Series history.

SUCK IT PHILLY YOU BITCHES

[Macklemore 2945]

NO HITTER SHUT THE FUCK UP PHILLY FAN. Mattress Mac set the tone. Htown pride - we don’t back down. Props to everyone on this thread that kept the faith and sent the good vibes to our Astros. The Phillies are no longer invincible at home. We’re flipping the script and going to win it all.

[dhornf 52]

Fuck yes.  Fuck the announcers and fox for trying to jinx this shit.

[tx 3 putt 78730]

[Guadaloopy 11138]

JV has a clean slate for pitching in November World Series games.  

[tx 3 putt 78730]

Just now, hornmpa96 said:

Well that was more fun than last night. 3 game series and we have Verlander and Framber.

LFG!

 

we have the arms, bats need to stay hot 

[runthebone 8380]

This is why I bought this jersey at MMP Game 2!

 

[UDontKnow 10572]

That no hitter will psychologically destroy the Phillies for the remainder of the series. 

 

[rvm96 1643]

On 5/16/2022 at 7:47 PM, HtownHorn said:

I don't trust Javier at all. When his stuff is on he's awesome, when it's not, he shouldn't pitch at all.

In honor of negging my posts all night

[Macklemore 2945]

7 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Fuck you Philly. Coming back to the H. Now let's make them sad again tomorrow by crushing their souls.

Yes we’ll gladly trade them a Texans loss to the Eagles for an Astros win. Fuck Philly and their entire city and fans. Mattress Mac flick them off and tell them to fuck off again.

Edited November 3, 2022 by Macklemore

[CurlyDumps 4663]

Suck on that fat Houston dick.

[Macklemore 2945]

I can’t wait to see Clanton’s video tomorrow.

[utxmike05 1833]

Latinos have been dominating on the mound. Just saying. It's the Phillies' kryptonite. 

[HtownHorn 15231]

1 minute ago, rvm96 said:

In honor of negging my posts all night

It worked. The Astros won. I'll keep it going the rest of the series.

But what I said is correct. He was on tonight and was fucking awesome.

Edited November 3, 2022 by HtownHorn

[Guest]

1 minute ago, runthebone said:

This is why I bought this jersey at MMP Game 2!

 

I think you need the whole staff... just to be sure.

[Serak The Preparer 3484]

Hot take: This game was a lot more fun than yesterday's. 

[The Dog 44862]

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

we have the arms, bats need to stay hot 

our arms fucking FLEXED on their asses tonight!

[Horn80 6361]

Mattress Mack will be laughing all the way out of the ball park

[David Dennison 19567]

That was amazing.

[Macklemore 2945]

6 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

I LOVE YOU ALL!!!

SAME HERE!!!!

[mrhorn 1480]

Holy shit. Just unreal from 24hrs ago

[wood 11766]

3 minutes ago, dhornf said:

Fuck yes.  Fuck the announcers and fox for trying to jinx this shit.

LOL, yep. But to be fair to Smoltz, he didn't say anything about it until it was over. Even took a little dig at his partner & said "I just can't do that".

[Harrison Stafford 3392]

Time for the No No song

[Rimbo 27073]

8 minutes ago, utxmike05 said:

[Gut Wagon 8219]

9 minutes ago, WBT said:

Those gold glovers just make it look so easy

A gold glove is super heavy. Hard to hold it far off the ground. 

[Gourmand 7778]

All you pussies whining yesterday need to recognize who the fuck you were shitting on.

The Houston Astros aren't rolling over down 2-1.

[runthebone 8380]

If Verlander can't beat Syndergaard...I mean...

He will, though.

Edited November 3, 2022 by runthebone

[WBT 20994]

Damn, Javier had 17 swings and misses on balls out of the zone

[HtownHorn 15231]

This idiot on MLBN keeps talking about game 7.

[Wulaw Horn 19598]

Probably an unpopular opinion on this thread but I think ARod is fucking great as a studio guy. 

[Planet Houston 4950]

3 hours ago, UTEX_ME said:

All the luck is on the Phillies side. Don’t think it goes back to Houston 

Haven’t caught up on the thread yet. This guy get kicked out yet?

Just kidding, stay around. But HAVE SOME FAITH MOTHERFUCKERS!!!! WOOOOOO!!!!

[utxmike05 1833]

This thread is fun again:)

[tx 3 putt 78730]

 

[Briuis 61]

We need to resign Vazquez.