2022 Houston Astros Thread

[TonyTexas 10481]

Yuli will be fine. He’s not on a steep downward spiral as many of y’all are saying. He had a great spring, hitting .421 with an OPS of 1.423. He didn’t become an old man in the few days between rhe end of spring training and opening day. 

[clapclapclap 9000]

Confirmed about Momdonado:

 

[TonyTexas 10481]

Strange start for Framber. Giving up 9 hits and a walk in 6 innings while only allowing 2 runs is hard to do

[WBT 20411]

Seemed like he gave up a ton of bad luck hits today.  Slow grounders that beat the shift and bloops to the outfield.

[WBT 20411]

maybe score some runs?

[Wulaw Horn 18968]

1 hour ago, slorch said:

I missed the part where I said he was an MVP candidate this season, but that was a pretty nice rant.  
 

Got that outta your system, Sport?

You are the one who started with- he was the Ba champ last year how do you have him average to below average. I was responding to the guy talking about his OPS, literally, having nothing to do with you. 

Edited May 7, 2022 by Wulaw Horn

[clapclapclap 9000]

LOL, NBC has Mattress Mack with that Steve Kornacki dork making picks at the Kentucky Derby.

[rvm96 1643]

9 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

You are the one who started with- he was the Ba champ last year how do you have him average to below average. I was responding to the guy talking about his OPS, literally, having nothing to do with you. 

You fell for it 

[cabowabo 4452]

Nice effort there Yordan. 

[David Dennison 18646]

Yordan Alvarez, left fielder.

[clapclapclap 9000]

Yordan Average

[TonyTexas 10481]

Yuli uses his cane to launch himself up and nab a line drive

Edited May 7, 2022 by TonyTexas

[David Dennison 18646]

8 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Yordan Average

Todd and Blummer acting all surprised it was scored an error.

OK.

[clapclapclap 9000]

Beats the throw.  Must have turned sharper.

[WBT 20411]

Uncle Mike!

Please don't blow the hammy.  Please don't blow the hammy.

[rvm96 1643]

C'mon Yuli, wake up!

[Halohal 498]

Woo-hoo Julia shaves... Oh and score. Keep the rally real

[Scraps 13538]

Fuck yo intentional walk - signed Yuli G.

[Guest]

30 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

You are the one who started with- he was the Ba champ last year how do you have him average to below average. I was responding to the guy talking about his OPS, literally, having nothing to do with you. 

You made it about me.

 

you’re cool though. 

[Halohal 498]

Make some noise

[Scraps 13538]

Fuck yo intentional walk and unintentional walk - signed King Tuck

[TonyTexas 10481]

I take a 94 mph slider in the dirt right now

[Halohal 498]

Head games. Let's get this

[Scraps 13538]

Fullmer seems like he sucks

[Halohal 498]

Walk it out. Walk it out

[UTexasFight 9375]

2 11 0

3 4 1

[WBT 20411]

Nice, we take the lead just in time to flip over and watch the derby.

[cabowabo 4452]

Ha ha. Fuck AJ Hinch. 

[UTexasFight 9375]

Let’s make that 7 5 1, Peña time

Edited May 7, 2022 by UTexasFight

[clapclapclap 9000]

Tigers fans think Fulmer's culpability is criminal.

[Wulaw Horn 18968]

My buddy used to get so excited every time the bases were loaded. He’d just giddily chant don’t swing don’t swing over and over and over until the batter got 2 strikes on him.  If the batter sucked he’d even chant it with two strikes on said shitty hitter. 
what I’m saying is he probably really enjoyed that Tucker at bat right there a whole lot. 

Edited May 7, 2022 by Wulaw Horn

[Scraps 13538]

Make some noise

..

[Halohal 498]

Whomp whomp. 

Defense.

[Wulaw Horn 18968]

Presley get another chance in a close game?  Or someone else? 

[runthebone 7931]

You know what our offense needs?  Everyone to hit himself in the nuts like Altuve.

[Scraps 13538]

Tigers choked this one away

[WBT 20411]

7 minutes ago, Scraps said:

..

fuck the wave

[Scraps 13538]

fuck the wave

Agreed

[Smax 3800]

Nice win

[WBT 20411]

6 in a row!  Might as well fuck around and sweep the homestand tomorrow.

[Guadaloopy 10917]

[Halohal 498]

Doing it, and doing it, and doing it again.

[tx 3 putt 76296]

End this home stand tomorrow with a W !!!!!

[Gut Wagon 8052]

Always nice to be on the right end of one of those games. I recall so many that went the other way. Come season's end, this could prove a huge win. 

[rvm96 1643]

Let's have the offense explode with a big day tomorrow

[UTexasFight 9375]

Well last Monday I was going to post “a couple of scrubs coming in to town. Be nice to sweep the homestand.”
But didn’t want to jinx anything 

It’s all on you Odo!

 

Edited May 7, 2022 by UTexasFight

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

sweep of the Tigers with scores of 3-2, 3-2, 3-2.   How rare is that? 

Their starter was dealin', pulled at 99 pitches, and analytics doomed Detroit.   Most of the time, human instinct is better, will baseball ever recover? 

[TonyTexas 10481]

8 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

sweep of the Tigers with scores of 3-2, 3-2, 3-2.   How rare is that? 

Their starter was dealin', pulled at 99 pitches, and analytics doomed Detroit.   Most of the time, human instinct is better, will baseball ever recover? 

My human instincts say it isn’t a sweep unless you win all of the games in a series. 

[Scraps 13538]

Taco bell got him all messed up

[Planet Houston 4923]

On 5/4/2022 at 8:04 PM, Planet Houston said:

I’ll be going for 5-0 on Saturday. Venmo is @astroshaterscansuckmyballs

5-0 bitches, @astroshaterscansuckmyballs