2022 Houston Astros Thread

[Scraps 13,538]

He just pulled that pitch that was 3 inches low into the middle of the zone.

If i were the ump I would scuff the fuck out of this moron.

[Scraps 13,538]

That K makes me chortle

[UTexasFight 9,375]

GM

GA

GN

[UTexasFight 9,375]

That’s how you handle 7/8/9

[Tommy Nobis 905]

So why exactly did Correa hit the IR?

[tx 3 putt 76,296]

4 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

So why exactly did Correa hit the IR?

His finger was between his bat and the baseball 

Edited May 11, 2022 by tx 3 putt

[UTexasFight 9,375]

4 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

So why exactly did Correa hit the IR?

Verlander

Urquidy

Garcia

[tx 3 putt 76,296]

Peña !!!

[HtownHorn 14,468]

Pena has a clutch gene, and more importantly gets the lineup through Maldonado.

Edited May 11, 2022 by HtownHorn

[UTexasFight 9,375]

8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

The .217 batting average is my only concern. We’ve lost two World Series titles due to lack of clutch hitting 

Go on…..

[Scraps 13,538]

Rbis and turning the lineup over

[clapclapclap 9,000]

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[Guadaloopy 10,917]

I’m convinced they gave JV a Steve Austin arm.  

[Scraps 13,538]

I’m convinced they gave JV a Steve Austin arm.  

WHAT

Oh sorry wrong Steve Austin

[Guest]

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

WHAT

Oh sorry wrong Steve Austin

[Guest]

Twins announcers bemoaning the fact that Ryan might not finish the inning at 85 pitches.

Let's hope not...

[tx 3 putt 76,296]

Thanks Ryan !!!

[Scraps 13,538]

Yep he gone

[UTexasFight 9,375]

Shoulda pulled him 

[Guest]

You can go get him now...

[Scraps 13,538]

Frame that bitch

[UTexasFight 9,375]

Never trust a guy with two first names… to give you more than 4 IP against the Astros 

[Gourmand 7,774]

Just now, UTexasFight said:

Never trust a guy with two first names… to give you more than 4 IP against the Astros 

[WBT 20,411]

Bow down before our 3-run onslaught!

[tx 3 putt 76,296]

Yordan was close his first two at bats v Ryan 

[UTexasFight 9,375]

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Bow down before our 3-run onslaught!

Ford/sparks saying earlier we are 17-1 when scoring 3+ this year 

[tx 3 putt 76,296]

Uncle Mike !!!!!

[Guest]

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Frame that bitch

I was laughing when they said Jeffers conceded the opportunity to frame the pitch when he threw on the steal by Ted.

[Scraps 13,538]

Do it again do it again

[HtownHorn 14,468]

Productive outs are the shit.

[Scraps 13,538]

Yuli trying to pull a Gattis....a little high bud

[DaysOff 7,843]

Four games worth of runs for JV. LFG.

[Guest]

If Luis is "Rock-a-bye-baby" this dude is "throw a tantrum in your delivery"

Just speaking to physical appearance.

[WBT 20,411]

Lame, swing coward

[tx 3 putt 76,296]

Nice dp !

[Guest]

That was purdy...

[WBT 20,411]

Pretty dp.  JV threw it over the bag.  He knew somebody would get there.

[Scraps 13,538]

I always roll my eyes at TK's "you can't drive drunk if you don't drive there" promo

Sir I can steal a car after I uber'd and gotten drunk and drive it

[Guest]

They're saying pitcher is hurt.

 

Starting with B4 on Pena. That violent delivery whipped his ass.

Edited May 11, 2022 by slorch

[Scraps 13,538]

Well he's about to walk Machete so I would be hurt too

[Scraps 13,538]

They're saying pitcher is hurt.
 
Starting with B4 on Pena. That violent delivery whipped his ass.

Confirmed pulled vagina

[Wulaw Horn 18,968]

So, just got back from running kids around for 6 hours. Looks like there is something we should not talk about going on here maybe?  

[Scraps 13,538]

Damn Machete almost

[YChang 3,430]

Dang good swing…

[Guest]

"the Astros sure do run a lot between 1st and 2nd base"

"our catcher sucks"

At least these guys call a spade a spade.

Edited May 11, 2022 by slorch

[tx 3 putt 76,296]

Uncle Mike hit that too hard 

[WBT 20,411]

Uncle Mike!

Come on Windmill, let the kid run.

 

 

[tx 3 putt 76,296]

Peña was flying !!!

[Scraps 13,538]

Speed kills bruh

[YChang 3,430]

Pennnnna!