2022 Houston Astros Thread

[Telegraph_it 3354]

Just now, runthebone said:

Tax deductible, but I wonder if it's any good.

It’s piss. 

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

[TonyTexas 10481]

10 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Tax deductible, but I wonder if it's any good.

I’m sure they got a deal, maybe even free since Fiddy and the Astros entered some partnership deal in September. 

[Fudge Nuggets 19146]

Stanek with the Hoes Mad shirt is greatness 

[henrygandorf 29174]

as the scoretracker app got opened out of habit, gandorf wept, because there were no more worlds to conquer. 

[Scraps 13539]

This chick reporter on 13 killed their momentum of being the best lol.

Was funny as hell when she was asking 30 people her only fucking question "who you looking to see?" And the little 6 yr old girl answered "My dad"

Dumbass then followed up with "wait your dad is a player??"

[WBT 20415]

Most Playoff Games Since 2017

Team	Games	Record
Astros	86	53-33
Dodgers	70	40-30
Yankees	44	21-23
Atlanta	41	23-18
Rays	32	15-17
Red Sox	29	18-11
Nationals	22	14-8
Padres	18	8-10
Phillies	17	11-6
Brewers	17	7-10
Guardians	17	6-11
Cardinals	15	4-11
Cubs	13	4-9

[Gourmand 7774]

18 minutes ago, WBT said:

Most Playoff Games Since 2017

Team	Games	Record
Astros	86	53-33
Dodgers	70	40-30
Yankees	44	21-23
Atlanta	41	23-18
Rays	32	15-17
Red Sox	29	18-11
Nationals	22	14-8
Padres	18	8-10
Phillies	17	11-6
Brewers	17	7-10
Guardians	17	6-11
Cardinals	15	4-11
Cubs	13	4-9

Yet the cheater crybabies still won't admit this team is a fucking DYNASTY

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

1 hour ago, wildcat09 said:

 

Sign Yuli's kids now.

No sunshine at all from kid on the right 

[runthebone 7932]

55 minutes ago, Telegraph_it said:

It’s piss. 

I'm...unsurprised.

[Rimbo 25766]

36 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

as the scoretracker app got opened out of habit, gandorf wept, because there were no more worlds to conquer. 

i feel this

[wildcat09 29220]

 

 

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

49 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Stanek with the Hoes Mad shirt is greatness 

 

[tx ind 6997]

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

Why are women on these telecasts. They are ruining everything as usual.

/sorrynotsorry

"I'd like less Mia, Reyna, and Chita on my TV"

-No one ever

[Scraps 13539]

[Gourmand 7774]

[Rimbo 25766]

Teams to win 110+ games and miss the LCS:

[Gourmand 7774]

ROFLO SAYS IT BEST

[Macklemore 2871]

1 minute ago, Gourmand said:

ROFLO SAYS IT BEST

Beautiful. I was just about to post this. RoFlo is awesome and always reps and stands by his hometown. Been a fan of his since his days as a sportscaster on Austin local TV.

[Gourmand 7774]

11 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Been a fan of his since his days as a sportscaster on Austin local TV.

I still can't believe KEYE fired him for someone queueing up the wrong tape with him muttering the word "shit" on one of his outtakes that was not intended for broadcast. They look silly now. 

[Saint Tacky 1610]

7 hours ago, BrazilHorn said:

When my oldest played at POLL he played 1B on a team with Bagwell’s step son. Bagwell spent a ton of time with my son working on his 1B play. Was super cool of him and he was great with my kiddo (he wasn’t actually a coach on team so this was just him taking his own time) so outside of being a great Astro he made a big impact on my son. 

I was at Spring Training the year they shifted Bags to 1B. I would have lost a ton of money on any bet that he’d eventually make the HOF. 

7 hours ago, Alien Octopus said:

Anyone headed to Parade?

Drove down to Houston with my 16-year old. Four hours down and four hours back tonight. Worth every mile. 

[Planet Houston 4923]

24 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

ROFLO SAYS IT BEST

So next year’s slogan should be pretty clear. 

#INEVITABLE 

[tx 3 putt 76309]

Just now, Planet Houston said:

So next year’s slogan should be pretty clear. 

#INEVITABLE 

#slammingbudsafterthedogpile 

[Guadaloopy 10918]

1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:

as the scoretracker app got opened out of habit, gandorf wept, because there were no more worlds to conquer. 

This is me.  Even though this season ended in the best way possible, it still ended.  The cold, dark void is upon us.

[WBT 20415]

1 hour ago, Seasick Sailor said:

 

What did we ever do to L.J.?

[tx 3 putt 76309]

 

[Scraps 13539]

Pena didn't even make 3 finalists for ROY lmao

Julio, Kwan, Adley

[tx 3 putt 76309]

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Pena didn't even make 3 finalists for ROY lmao

Julio, Kwan, Adley

[tx 3 putt 76309]

15 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Pena didn't even make 3 finalists for ROY lmao

Julio, Kwan, Adley

AL manager of the year is a bigger joke 

Francona, Hyde, Servias 

 

Edited November 7, 2022 by tx 3 putt

[The Dog 43786]

 

[huge 3788]

2 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:

This is me.  Even though this season ended in the best way possible, it still ended.  The cold, dark void is upon us.

I wen to my grandmother's 94th bday get together yesterday. She listens to every game on the radio, cant see so good anymo.  Anyway,  I said to her "what a great bday present, another world series for your favorite team."

 

Her response was sadly "what do I have to look forward to now?  At least with them there was always tomorrow"

Let's get her another next year...

[The Dog 43786]

 

[Planet Houston 4923]

I’m listening to whatever idiots host “Roundtrip” on MLB Radio and they are so pissed. Their tears could not be more delicious. 

[Scraps 13539]

Not CR but fucking Ted Cruz's face is so punchable

Still no CR but....

[Rimbo 25766]

10 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Still no CR but....
 

 

[tx 3 putt 76309]

a friendly person was tossing him a drink !

[WBT 20415]

This is how it's done...Ted can't catch.

 

Edited November 8, 2022 by WBT

[Rip76 4913]

I can’t get enough of this shit.

Sparks man.

 

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CkqYzgeA6q2/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Edited November 8, 2022 by Rip76

[tx 3 putt 76309]

Fuck

Everyone

Except 

Us 

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

I remember in 2017 someone posted a recording of Sparky’s locker room celebration broadcast. Does anyone have one for this year?

[Harrison Stafford 3325]

GronK FTW

[runthebone 7932]

9 hours ago, Scraps said:

Not CR but fucking Ted Cruz's face is so punchable

Was it you who hit him with the beer can, haha?

[The Dog 43786]

 

[Hate 20103]

11-2 at that and really should have been 12-1. 

[Fudge Nuggets 19146]

2 minutes ago, Hate said:

11-2 at that and really should have been 12-1. 

Dude…

[Rimbo 25766]

6 minutes ago, Hate said:

11-2 at that and really should have been 12-1. 

[Hate 20103]

Sorry, I've been drinking and smoking.  Should have been 11-1.

[tx 3 putt 76309]

[henrygandorf 29174]

1 hour ago, The Dog said:

 

 

[henrygandorf 29174]

btw, i have read several “huge fan, don’t post here much but keep up with the thread, great job guys”. 

we got plenty of room and i personally hope all you lurkers get active next season. we’re family up in here, everybody is welcome.