2022 Houston Astros Thread

[WBT 20397]

A pitching change with 2 outs and Maldonado coming up...f Jayce Tingler.  And what a stupid pair of names.

[tx 3 putt 76159]

Make it quick Taylor 

[rvm96 1643]

Surprised Verlander didn't talk his way into the 9th

[tx 3 putt 76159]

Lock it down boys 

[WBT 20397]

Well that should have been the dp to end the game at 27 PAs.  Lame.

[David Dennison 18608]

8 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Make it quick Taylor 

Sigh.

[YChang 3430]

For fuck’s sake, come on end the game already

[tx 3 putt 76159]

8 more to go 

[WBT 20397]

8 in a row!

[Guadaloopy 10903]

Another shutout.  Quite a roll the pitching staff is on.  8 runs allowed in 8 games.  

[Mo Horn 8795]

Nice little 8 game win streak

[Wulaw Horn 18963]

On pace for 103 wins. Interesting way to get to that pace so far. 

[Pablo 494]

Beautiful game, wtg, boys!

[Gourmand 7774]

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

On pace for 103 wins. Interesting way to get to that pace so far. 

some here were massively overreacting ten or so days ago

[Gut Wagon 8052]

2 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

some here were massively overreacting ten or so days ago

The way we were hitting (or not hitting), I feared we'd struggle to win 85. Now we look like a serious contender again. The starting pitchers have been amazing. 

[tx 3 putt 76159]

all that matters, stay healthy and get one of the two byes 

[Gourmand 7774]

10 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

all that matters, stay healthy and get one of the two byes 

And appreciate the blessings along the way

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

 

[tx 3 putt 76159]

39 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

 

someone send him a link to wulaw’s post in the no hitter thread !!!!

[Sleepygrad 1029]

Sorry guys, my cousin mentioned the No-hitter right before that line drive single in the 8th. My family let us all down and I carry that shame with me like a rotting carcass hanging around my neck.

[ChickenSandwich 9797]

1 minute ago, Sleepygrad said:

Sorry guys, my cousin mentioned the No-hitter right before that line drive single in the 8th. My family let us all down and I carry that shame with me like a rotting carcass hanging around my neck.

Old man called me to see if I was watching 🤦‍♂️

[tx 3 putt 76159]

Thank god I come from a baseball family, no one said a word until he gave up that single. My mother was probably as disappointed as JV 

[UTexasFight 9369]

My girlfriend was completed befuddled why I was screaming for every out and then irate when I wouldn’t answer her asking after every out why I was so in to a random Tuesday May ballgame.

one thing I did notice, the broadcast didn’t show R H E going to break. Only runs.

is that normal? Saving space for an ad? Or did the producer really chop off the hits to avoid a jinx?

[tx 3 putt 76159]

They don’t show a box score anymore 

[tx 3 putt 76159]

Correa and Espada 

 

[dr99 551]

I bet Dusty wants to put Goodrum and Siri in the lineup today to break up the win streak.

[UTexasFight 9369]

19 minutes ago, dr99 said:

I bet Dusty wants to put Goodrum and Siri in the lineup today to break up the win streak.

He’ll save that for getaway day tomorrow 

[Scraps 13531]

3 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

My girlfriend was completed befuddled why I was screaming for every out and then irate when I wouldn’t answer her asking after every out why I was so in to a random Tuesday May ballgame.

one thing I did notice, the broadcast didn’t show R H E going to break. Only runs.

is that normal? Saving space for an ad? Or did the producer really chop off the hits to avoid a jinx?

I didn't notice the whole game, but they showed it all in the 4th or 5th inning going to break because I remember looking at it.  

[runthebone 7929]

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Correa and Espada 

 

Charge your phone!

[runthebone 7929]

Today, Will Clark (I know) was on sports radio in the Bay Area, and he talked about how Dusty Baker was the best hitting coach he ever had and how much Dusty helped him.

It should be on the KNBR podcast channel later today if not there already.

[Gut Wagon 8052]

4 hours ago, Sleepygrad said:

Sorry guys, my cousin mentioned the No-hitter right before that line drive single in the 8th. My family let us all down and I carry that shame with me like a rotting carcass hanging around my neck.

Your cousin will love the gulag. 

[UTexasFight 9369]

49 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Today, Will Clark (I know) was on sports radio in the Bay Area, and he talked about how Dusty Baker was the best hitting coach he ever had and how much Dusty helped him.

It should be on the KNBR podcast channel later today if not there already.

[tx 3 putt 76159]

[Gourmand 7774]

1 hour ago, runthebone said:

Today, Will Clark (I know) was on sports radio in the Bay Area, and he talked about how Dusty Baker was the best hitting coach he ever had and how much Dusty helped him.

It should be on the KNBR podcast channel later today if not there already.

 

"They might have our signs, let's change our signs."

 

 

[DaysOff 7821]

SF was my second favorite team as a kid. Maybe it was trying to stay up until midnight for a game where the fog would roll in at Candlestick. Always loved Clark's game as well. His dodgers hatred still shines.

[Scraps 13531]

Fucking hated Will Clark 

[UTexasFight 9369]

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Fucking hated Will Clark 

This is the correct and only answer…back to the mid-80s along with Palmeiro and Miss St.

 

[HtownHorn 14446]

Correction Will, we didn't get caught, we got narced on by a pedophile.

[tx 3 putt 76159]

34 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Fucking hated Will Clark 

per a friend that had to interact met him, world class dick 

[Scraps 13531]

per a friend that had to interact met him, world class dick 

I could tell that by looking at his dumb face

[Hank Chinaski 6310]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

per a friend that had to interact met him, world class dick 

Yup, that’s pretty much his reputation. 

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

I did think it was funny when I read that his answering machine played a recording of BB King's "The Thrill is Gone." Also, I have an affinity for fellow grads of Jesuit highs schools, unless that school is in Dallas. But yeah, he was an Astro-killer for sure, and I've heard the same rumors of dickishness.

https://youtu.be/oica5jG7FpU

 

[UTexasFight 9369]

29 minutes ago, Scraps said:

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

per a friend that had to interact met him, world class dick 

I could tell that by looking at his dick face

Fify

 

He literally looks like a penis head in that clip above 

Edited May 11, 2022 by UTexasFight

[TonyTexas 10478]

It seems that the Giants have had a disproportionate amount of jerks in their history. The Clark, Bonds and Kent trio takes a backseat to no one in in terms of assholery. 

[TonyTexas 10478]

6 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Fify

 

He literally looks like a penis head in that clip above 

 

[cabowabo 4449]

Has Archer always been this big of a douchebag?

[Wulaw Horn 18963]

Just now, cabowabo said:

Has Archer always been this big of a douchebag?

Yes. 

[WBT 20397]

I may not have caught the numbers right but I think Ford just said that last night JV tied Randy Johnson for 2nd most times taking a no-hitter into the 8th in the expansion era with 8.  Nolan had 23.

[Pablo 494]

this fuckin catcher and his frame jobs.  its fucking comical

[rvm96 1643]

8 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

My girlfriend was completed befuddled why I was screaming for every out and then irate when I wouldn’t answer her asking after every out why I was so in to a random Tuesday May ballgame.

one thing I did notice, the broadcast didn’t show R H E going to break. Only runs.

is that normal? Saving space for an ad? Or did the producer really chop off the hits to avoid a jinx?

I saw it for several innings show hits