2022 Houston Astros Thread

[Planet Houston 4922]

That was strike 3, right??

[HtownHorn 14446]

This should take 1 second.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

I thought that one was gone.

[HtownHorn 14446]

Just now, Planet Houston said:

That was strike 3, right??

Easily.

[clapclapclap 9000]

Just tuned in, has this ump been calling strike 3 a ball for both teams, or just against us?

[Scraps 13531]

Boom bitches

[HtownHorn 14446]

Nice job Pena.

[cabowabo 4449]

Holy shit again. 

[Smax 3799]

nice double play

[tx 3 putt 76158]

[WBT 20397]

Way to go Framber

[elfenix 34167]

fuck off !

[Wulaw Horn 18963]

Basically almost the nightmare I’ve been dreading all off-season coming to life in game one, to no problem still 1-0 but now with nobody on. I can breathe again. 

Edited April 8, 2022 by Wulaw Horn

[tx 3 putt 76158]

altuve out there coaching after the play 

[Guadaloopy 10903]

Call ‘em a Framber-lamps!

[HtownHorn 14446]

Just now, clapclapclap said:

Just tuned in, has this ump been calling strike 3 a ball for both teams, or just against us?

He hasn't missed many, but that one was pretty bad. Granted Maldonado's frame job was awful.

[Planet Houston 4922]

Fuuuuuck yeah FramberLamps

[clapclapclap 9000]

Joy and Pena!

[WBT 20397]

I'm so used to Correa coming across with that rocket on the dp...Pena looks like a ragarm by comparison 😳 

[tx 3 putt 76158]

pull him 

[David Dennison 18601]

Just now, WBT said:

I'm so used to Correa coming across with that rocket on the dp...Pena looks like a ragarm by comparison 😳 

It's glaring.

[Wulaw Horn 18963]

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

He hasn't missed many, but that one was pretty bad. Granted Maldonado's frame job was awful.

Yeah- sort of an argument for robo umps but really hard to blame him for missing that with Maldonado completely blocking his view. 

[perfectchaos007 6593]

Framber deserves a win today

[WBT 20397]

Hell of a 1st opening day start!

[UTexasFight 9369]

6.2 

0 or 1

2 H

6 K

1 BB

props if someone had that line 

 

[tx 3 putt 76158]

whew

[Guadaloopy 10903]

Good to see post-season Maton stuck around.  

[Planet Houston 4922]

Maton is a bad bad man. Glad to see he’s picked up where he was in October. 🤮

[Wulaw Horn 18963]

8 minutes ago, WBT said:

I'm so used to Correa coming across with that rocket on the dp...Pena looks like a ragarm by comparison 😳 

I don’t want a rage emoji there, just a bummed out one if we had one. It won’t just be the double play- he was also awesome on the relay throws from the OF. A real weapon defensively. 
I got made fun of wearing my Correa shirt jersey to Minute Maid one day in 2018 or 19 or whenever he was bad and had the back thing going on. I never got the sense he was beloved by most of our fan base and I guess I never got that. To my way of thinking he was the most talented Astro regular I’ve ever seen. Not the most accomplished (still haven’t seen his peak at 27 probably) but just dripping talent and could do everything on a baseball diamond. 

the announcers are right to say it’s not going to be fair (to him) to compare him to ‘Los. Hope he gets a knock in the 9th to get it going. 
 

Beltran in our half year with him was that kind of just all around talent. 

Edited April 8, 2022 by Wulaw Horn

[Scraps 13531]

Adele is rolling in the deep doodoo

[tx 3 putt 76158]

Just now, Scraps said:

Adele is rolling in the deep doodoo

[Scraps 13531]

Goodbye

[tx 3 putt 76158]

Breggy Bomb !!!!!!!!!!

[elfenix 34167]

bregman!

[WBT 20397]

Insurance!!

[Smax 3799]

Yep

[Guadaloopy 10903]

 Bregs!

[Wulaw Horn 18963]

He’s so ducking terrible out there in LF. He was a top 10 can’t miss prospect right?  

[Scraps 13531]

Oh and FUCK YOU TEPERA YOU BITCH....RUN YOUR MOUTH COCKSUCKER #NEVERFORGET

[Planet Houston 4922]

BREGGY BOMB

[HtownHorn 14446]

Adell really is a horrible OF. Easily could of have caught that one.

[perfectchaos007 6593]

daaang poor Tepera. First pitch on your new club and you give up a dinger

[tx 3 putt 76158]

YORDAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[WBT 20397]

Hammerin Yordan!!

[Smax 3799]

B2b

[Wulaw Horn 18963]

Just now, perfectchaos007 said:

daaang poor Tepera. First pitch on your new club and you give up a dinger

Fuck off Teshithead. 

Edited April 8, 2022 by Wulaw Horn

[Guadaloopy 10903]

Yor-dong

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Tempera can shut the fuck up now.

[elfenix 34167]

back 2 back!

[Gourmand 7774]

EAT A BAG OF YORDONGGGS TEPERA!!!