2022 Houston Astros Thread

[Planet Houston 4950]

That was strike 3, right??

[HtownHorn 15235]

This should take 1 second.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

I thought that one was gone.

[HtownHorn 15235]

Just now, Planet Houston said:

That was strike 3, right??

Easily.

[clapclapclap 9000]

Just tuned in, has this ump been calling strike 3 a ball for both teams, or just against us?

[Scraps 13806]

Boom bitches

[HtownHorn 15235]

Nice job Pena.

[cabowabo 4692]

Holy shit again. 

[Smax 3800]

nice double play

[tx 3 putt 78716]

[WBT 20989]

Way to go Framber

[elfenix 34754]

fuck off !

[Wulaw Horn 19598]

Basically almost the nightmare I’ve been dreading all off-season coming to life in game one, to no problem still 1-0 but now with nobody on. I can breathe again. 

Edited April 8, 2022 by Wulaw Horn

[tx 3 putt 78716]

altuve out there coaching after the play 

[Guadaloopy 11137]

Call ‘em a Framber-lamps!

[HtownHorn 15235]

Just now, clapclapclap said:

Just tuned in, has this ump been calling strike 3 a ball for both teams, or just against us?

He hasn't missed many, but that one was pretty bad. Granted Maldonado's frame job was awful.

[Planet Houston 4950]

Fuuuuuck yeah FramberLamps

[clapclapclap 9000]

Joy and Pena!

[WBT 20989]

I'm so used to Correa coming across with that rocket on the dp...Pena looks like a ragarm by comparison 😳 

[tx 3 putt 78716]

pull him 

[David Dennison 19560]

Just now, WBT said:

I'm so used to Correa coming across with that rocket on the dp...Pena looks like a ragarm by comparison 😳 

It's glaring.

[Wulaw Horn 19598]

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

He hasn't missed many, but that one was pretty bad. Granted Maldonado's frame job was awful.

Yeah- sort of an argument for robo umps but really hard to blame him for missing that with Maldonado completely blocking his view. 

[perfectchaos007 6780]

Framber deserves a win today

[WBT 20989]

Hell of a 1st opening day start!

[UTexasFight 9819]

6.2 

0 or 1

2 H

6 K

1 BB

props if someone had that line 

 

[tx 3 putt 78716]

whew

[Guadaloopy 11137]

Good to see post-season Maton stuck around.  

[Planet Houston 4950]

Maton is a bad bad man. Glad to see he’s picked up where he was in October. 🤮

[Wulaw Horn 19598]

8 minutes ago, WBT said:

I'm so used to Correa coming across with that rocket on the dp...Pena looks like a ragarm by comparison 😳 

I don’t want a rage emoji there, just a bummed out one if we had one. It won’t just be the double play- he was also awesome on the relay throws from the OF. A real weapon defensively. 
I got made fun of wearing my Correa shirt jersey to Minute Maid one day in 2018 or 19 or whenever he was bad and had the back thing going on. I never got the sense he was beloved by most of our fan base and I guess I never got that. To my way of thinking he was the most talented Astro regular I’ve ever seen. Not the most accomplished (still haven’t seen his peak at 27 probably) but just dripping talent and could do everything on a baseball diamond. 

the announcers are right to say it’s not going to be fair (to him) to compare him to ‘Los. Hope he gets a knock in the 9th to get it going. 
 

Beltran in our half year with him was that kind of just all around talent. 

Edited April 8, 2022 by Wulaw Horn

[Scraps 13806]

Adele is rolling in the deep doodoo

[tx 3 putt 78716]

Just now, Scraps said:

Adele is rolling in the deep doodoo

[Scraps 13806]

Goodbye

[tx 3 putt 78716]

Breggy Bomb !!!!!!!!!!

[elfenix 34754]

bregman!

[WBT 20989]

Insurance!!

[Smax 3800]

Yep

[Guadaloopy 11137]

 Bregs!

[Wulaw Horn 19598]

He’s so ducking terrible out there in LF. He was a top 10 can’t miss prospect right?  

[Scraps 13806]

Oh and FUCK YOU TEPERA YOU BITCH....RUN YOUR MOUTH COCKSUCKER #NEVERFORGET

[Planet Houston 4950]

BREGGY BOMB

[HtownHorn 15235]

Adell really is a horrible OF. Easily could of have caught that one.

[perfectchaos007 6780]

daaang poor Tepera. First pitch on your new club and you give up a dinger

[tx 3 putt 78716]

YORDAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[WBT 20989]

Hammerin Yordan!!

[Smax 3800]

B2b

[Wulaw Horn 19598]

Just now, perfectchaos007 said:

daaang poor Tepera. First pitch on your new club and you give up a dinger

Fuck off Teshithead. 

Edited April 8, 2022 by Wulaw Horn

[Guadaloopy 11137]

Yor-dong

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Tempera can shut the fuck up now.

[elfenix 34754]

back 2 back!

[Gourmand 7778]

EAT A BAG OF YORDONGGGS TEPERA!!!