2022 Houston Astros Thread

[Scraps 13542]

Its easy to call homers when every hit is a homer

[Guest]

5 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

T

Perfect.

[UTexasFight 9379]

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

This about to be the killshot for alvin boy

Scraps, go buy me a lotto ticket.

 

I’ll venmo you

Edited May 17, 2022 by UTexasFight

[WBT 20418]

Uncle Mike!!

[Scraps 13542]

Scraps, go buy a lotto tickets.
 
I’ll venmo half 

Lol Cora is letting him wallow in his own shit though

[clapclapclap 9000]

Just turning it on, did I miss anything?

[cabowabo 4452]

Lol Bregman. Get that weak shit out of here.

[tx 3 putt 76346]

Red Sox burned 5 arms last night 

[Scraps 13542]

Rockets off the wall

[Smax 3800]

Just turning it on, did I miss anything?

Same lol wow

[rvm96 1643]

4 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

Potential 2 HR inning for Yordan????

So close!

[WBT 20418]

Yordan now 7 for 8 lifetime vs Eovaldi

[UTexasFight 9379]

I’m crediting a little 1st inning rope-a-dope gameplan:

”Altuve, Brantley, Bregs, go up there swinging at everything. We’ll lull him in to thinking we’re hacking at everything and wait for him to pound the zone.”

2nd inning: profit  

[Scraps 13542]

Holy fuck

[cabowabo 4452]

Holy fuck

[tx 3 putt 76346]

Yuli !!!!!??

[cabowabo 4452]

Is this real life?

[Guest]

La Pina

Just below average.

[WBT 20418]

[Rip76 4914]

Jeez

[UTexasFight 9379]

I think I hear women and children crying / and screaming in anguish 

[clapclapclap 9000]

Gonna take 4 seasons for Eovaldi to get out of this inning.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

How many homers is that this inning? I’m losing count lol.

[tx 3 putt 76346]

I hope you bet the over tonight 

[Scraps 13542]

We are def getting a Kiki outing tonight

[tx 3 putt 76346]

[UTexasFight 9379]

10 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Can we warm up Framber?

we might see 15 HRs between these two starters tonight 

I’m way off. 15 by us.

[Guest]

Nathan ain't gonna shit right for a week...

[rvm96 1643]

[cabowabo 4452]

Need one more HR to set the all time record.

[tx 3 putt 76346]

My mom is brutal ….

 

[Gut Wagon 8052]

6 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Lol Bregman. Get that weak shit out of here.

Sell the horses and hit the cage.

[WBT 20418]

First time in franchise history for 5 HRs in an inning.  Ball must be juiced.

[clapclapclap 9000]

Red Sox hoping for some Danish inspirations.

[UTexasFight 9379]

Eovaldi has pitched in 3 of the last 5 games between Astros and Red Sox.

he’s thrown 6.2 IP. 14 earned runs.

on the hook to drop to 0-3.

[tx 3 putt 76346]

Just now, UTexasFight said:

Eovaldi has pitched in 3 of the last 5 games between Astros and Red Sox.

he’s thrown 6.2 IP. 14 earned runs.

on the hook to drop to 0-3.

[HtownHorn 14485]

2 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

Saw an interesting Twitter poll today asking  if you could only give one Bregman-like 5yr/$100M extension, who would give it to, Alvarez or Tucker? They both are the same, club control wise. Tucker has more tools but none are close to Yordan’s hitting prowess. I’ve thought about it a lot and I really can’t decide. 

Take away Bregman's and give it to Tucker and Alvarez is the only acceptable answer.

[tx 3 putt 76346]

1,2,3 here would be ideal 

[UTexasFight 9379]

Goal is obvious.

urquidy: Throw strikes, somehow keep the ball in the park 

Get Altuve, Bregs, Siri and Maldy on the HR train 

[TonyTexas 10482]

 

[TonyTexas 10482]

The O/U on this game was 8.5

[Huckleberry 32699]

Just now, TonyTexas said:

The O/U on this game was 8.5

"We can't pay that out, it was a clear and obvious mistake. The 8.5 total was for visiting team home runs in the game."

[David Dennison 18655]

Come on, Jose.

[Guest]

What's with the lady screamin on that pitch? LOL

[UTexasFight 9379]

On 5/16/2022 at 2:27 PM, Scraps said:

radar i see doesn't look like shit until 10pm, but the red sox like to play 6 hour games with their bullshit so who knows what happens

Last night game over at 11pm due to 1:30 hr rain delay

 

tonight game over at 11pm due to 130 HRs

[Guest]

I like Urquidy.

He doesn't lollygag and generally throws lots of strikes.  Tonight that's gonna be risky with the wind, but I like the way he competes.

Sometimes he might get hit, but he's not a pussy either.

[Ojo Rojo 1893]

Wow.

[henrygandorf 29174]

(not an astros guy)

[Guest]

Galley Furniture, eh?

[Ojo Rojo 1893]

Kinda wish Bregman would pull his head out.