2022 Texas Rangers Thread

[shadow_operative2.0 16071]

Hey, we won a one-run game. 

[gsoda3 3317]

Sheesh almost found another way to lose.

[shadow_operative2.0 16071]

Kole lives. 

[Ignatius 4086]

Took 2 of 3, and stunningly Uhara and Otto look decent. Glad to see Leody Tavares able to stick in the lineup 150 ABs in, if he can give us solid D and hit well enough to bat 9th that’s really all we need from him….

[shadow_operative2.0 16071]

Arihara/Hearn, that’s a combo you can’t bank on. 

[HRSchenker 2293]

I'm now convinced that our TV broadcast crew is the worst in the league. Last week they spent an entire inning confused about a runner at 2nd because they didn't know a balk was called and today they completely botched the replay of Duran going home.

[Elmer_Fudd 22715]

2 hours ago, Ignatius said:

Took 2 of 3, and stunningly Uhara and Otto look decent. Glad to see Leody Tavares able to stick in the lineup 150 ABs in, if he can give us solid D and hit well enough to bat 9th that’s really all we need from him….

Actually a 4 game series thay concludes tomorrow.  I know, weird scheduling to have a 4 game series end on a Monday.

[shadow_operative2.0 16071]

Beasley for Heisman. 

[dcar00 14633]

we're the big one-run winners.

[DougO 5257]

Maybe Beasley should get a 10 year contract extension.

Or maybe Woody was the worst manager in MLB history.

[shadow_operative2.0 16071]

Raymond fucking called the shit out of that one. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16071]

That was pretty cool. Seager almost killed Hernandez. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16071]

1-run loss, we’re back. 

[DougO 5257]

Beas only has to win three or four more one-run games to total more than Woody did all season.

[shadow_operative2.0 16071]

The fact that Semien continues to hit leadoff is one of the strangest parts of the season. And new guy gets to play 1B. 
 

[Dr Fear 1269]

16-4, I believe that is the most runs scored this season.

[jeevsie 3747]

Save some for next game, fellas!

[Dr Fear 1269]

Day off tomorrow and then we could be seeing Jung on Friday.

[Guest]

4 hours ago, Dr Fear said:

16-4, I believe that is the most runs scored this season.

In a couple of years. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16071]

No Jung, but we get Keuchel tomorrow! 
 

[shadow_operative2.0 16071]

CJ & Grieve tonight. 

[dcar00 14633]

gettin bullpen'd

[shadow_operative2.0 16071]

Never a doubt. 

[crum 535]

team looks looser. gotta wonder how seriously they look at Beas for the job

[DougO 5257]

I guess Beasley is a LeClerc fan. What the actual fuck...

[Herbie Hancock 7400]

Gotta wonder how many functioning brain cells someone has when they suggest Beasley be given serious consideration for the managerial position

[shadow_operative2.0 16071]

For @DougO. 

 

[DougO 5257]

I have resisted the urge to pick up Lowe in fantasy so as not to put the curse on him.

[crum 535]

7 hours ago, Herbie Hancock said:

Gotta wonder how many functioning brain cells someone has when they suggest Beasley be given serious consideration for the managerial position

Thank you for this indirect response, brother. Did not suggest he should be given serious consideration, just wondering how the FO views him! My brain cells are all in order, as far as I know. Go Rangers!

[Radical Larry 28689]

My brain cells are all in order, as far as I know.

You’re in a better spot than most Surly posters.

[shadow_operative2.0 16071]

Keuchel. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16071]

5.1 IP, 11 H, 7 ER, strong effort. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16071]

Mathias is crazy hot, so of course he sits for the olds. 

[crum 535]

nothing gets me more excited than calhoun and miller

[DougO 5257]

Not really sure why it's a wise decision to burn Hernandez for an inning with a 4 run deficit when he just pitched day before yesterday and they have Houston up next. Beasley seems to have Hernandez and Leclerc mixed up.

[shadow_operative2.0 16071]

We’re off tomorrow, everyone had to pitch some today with Arihara sucking, Hernandez will not be affected by Tuesday. 

[DougO 5257]

Nate crushed that one. LOL

[shadow_operative2.0 16071]

Welp, we get the good effort award. 

[Post Oak 20365]

 

[shadow_operative2.0 16071]

Go team, win. 

[strangulation! 1716]

any updates on jung? is it just, any day now?

[shadow_operative2.0 16071]

Likely Thursday. 

[Dr Fear 1269]

Likely Thursday. 

Any reason why that day? Edit: I'm an idiot, September 1st.

[cactusflinthead 27615]

Bullshit call

[shadow_operative2.0 16071]

Wake us up with a sweat, bats. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16071]

That was rather predictable. 

 

Dumb 1:05 tomorrow. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16071]

Let’s try again. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16071]

Bout to be a crooked # here. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16071]

Corey, bitches. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16071]

Clearly 2-run losses are the issue now.