2022 Texas Rangers Thread

[Hagbard Celine 10756]

new concessions at globelifefield:

DID YOU BRING BACK FUCKING DECKER DOGS?  NO?  THEN FUCK OFF!

i want decker dogs with grilled onions and arlington stadium '77 nachos with japs

[shadow_operative2.0 15826]

Matt Moore for Cy Young. 

[Fudbelty 2785]

I’ll never forget the cookie O’day gave Hamilton for his 4th home run in Balt.

[shadow_operative2.0 15826]

Nice fucking throw, dumbshit. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15826]

Easy series, never a doubt. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15826]

 

Why, yes. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15826]

He gone. 

 

[Elmer_Fudd 22108]

Didn't Calhoun get sent down a year or two ago and got real mad about it?

Wish the front office would have done whatever it took to get Verdugo in the Darvish trade instead of Calhoun

Edited May 1, 2022 by Elmer_Fudd

[shadow_operative2.0 15826]

Ha, now he’s REALLY about to be gone. 

Dude needs to realize he’s a -1.5 bWAR player in over 250 games. That means you basically suck, bro. 

[ztejas 43263]

Shame because he seems like such a high-character, selfless dude that you want in the locker room. 

And you're being kind to him going by his career as a whole. He had a nice year in 2019 - 83 games and a 110 OPS+. Since then he's hitting .223 with .339 slugging in 122 G and he was just as shitty in his first 2 seasons. Just not major league. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15826]

And a whopping 0.6 bWAR in his ‘good’ year. 

I said this Wednesday night before we even knew he was on he chopping block... 

On 4/27/2022 at 11:14 PM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

If you can’t really hit, are awful in LF, suck on the bases, I’m kinda failing to see your value. 

Bad baseball players are bad baseball players. DHs that aren’t exceptional hitters are even more useless. 

[ztejas 43263]

4 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

And a whopping 0.6 bWAR in his ‘good’ year. 

Yeah - nice per game numbers but just half a season's worth. Neat. 

[DougO 5239]

On 5/1/2022 at 12:08 AM, DougO said:

I'm pretty sure the Rangers have a winning record when I'm not able to watch the game.

 

I couldn't watch today, either. Damn near world beaters without me.

[shadow_operative2.0 15826]

Dumb meme, let’s move on. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15826]

[shadow_operative2.0 15826]

Hey, 2-0 early thanks to Mitch.

[Radical Larry 28528]

Camera man was as confused as Eli there.

[shadow_operative2.0 15826]

Next time anyone wants to bring Nick up to me... 

 

For the love of fuck. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22108]

Shut down innings are to much to ask for with this bunch.

[Radical Larry 28528]

Can the Stars game start early?

[Elmer_Fudd 22108]

Pathetic.

[shadow_operative2.0 15826]

Wake up, Grandma. 

[DougO 5239]

That's pretty cool having two catchers hitting home runs. But who is the 3rd catcher?

[shadow_operative2.0 15826]

With a 4-man bench, losing your DH is not an issue at all. If Heim gets hurt, Garver catches, just PH for Heim’s spot the next couple times through. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15826]

On the .001% chance both Cs managed to get hurt in the same game, Culb would catch. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15826]

Another shitty play by Nick, he should have been hosed. 

[Greg Davis Apologist 213]

Their third baseman sucks. Did I hear right earlier when they said he made three errors in one game this year?

[shadow_operative2.0 15826]

Yeah, then mouthed, “I hate this fuckin’ place” on camera. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15826]

At least Nick is out of the game now. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15826]

Look at new guy. Already better than Willie. 

[Greg Davis Apologist 213]

Their third baseman sucks

[Elmer_Fudd 22108]

Philly 3rd baseman gives us another one.

[Elmer_Fudd 22108]

Bullpen about to blow it.

[shadow_operative2.0 15826]

We ‘bout to get bullpen’d. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22108]

King pulls a houdini.

[shadow_operative2.0 15826]

Alright, now hockey time. 

[DougO 5239]

Some nice work by the bullpen lately. Not too deep, but solid. 

[ConferenceRoom 6130]

13 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Another shitty play by Nick, he should have been hosed. 

Fucking noodle arm out there. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15826]

It’s okay to DH Miller, bro. 
 

[shadow_operative2.0 15826]

Well, we weren’t losing for awhile. 

[Greg Davis Apologist 213]

Fucking Philly dork lol

[shadow_operative2.0 15826]

Hey, still not. Thanks, fan. 

[ConferenceRoom 6130]

Just tuned in. Thanks Phteve Barton.

[SurlyBDR 22649]

[ConferenceRoom 6130]

Calhoun couldn’t hit a slider if he had a date with a hot b- I lost my train of thought.

[Elmer_Fudd 22108]

Calhoun #2 is about on par with the one just demoted.

[Elmer_Fudd 22108]

Pathetic.

[ConferenceRoom 6130]

That seems about right.

[shadow_operative2.0 15826]

We didn't want that run anyway. 

[Greg Davis Apologist 213]

There are some ugly motherfuckers sitting around Philly Bartman