2022 Texas Rangers Thread

[Elmer_Fudd 22959]

Jam escaped.  Had to make it interesting though.

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That #13 power lead us to victory. Barlow has been fun. 

12:35 tomorrow, see if Gray can not suck. 

[DougO 5261]

Naturally, I was busy for the second game. 

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We ain’t got a hit through 5. 

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Welp, Gray hurt himself again. That’s 3 in 4 starts for him now, impressive. 

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4 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Welp, Gray hurt himself again. That’s 3 in 4 starts for him now, impressive. 

he was cruising, what happened ?

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Probably his knee again, but his pitch count was coming shortly either way. 

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Just now, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Probably his knee again, but his pitch count was coming shortly either way. 

He kept getting out of trouble all day

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Pen will undo all that right quick here. 

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Well, that was unexpected. 

Now mix in a hit. 

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Eli for Heisman. 

[Native Horn 3569]

Just turned on the TV and two pitches later, White gets a hit.  You're welcome.

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Who hits after Semien? 

Spoiler

They do. 

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Mother fucker, Nick fucks shit up as usual. 

[ztejas 44114]

9 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Who hits after Semien? 

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They do. 

Hope he gets it together. Wonder if he's seeing different pitches not batting ahead of Vlad anymore. 

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You owe us here, Nick. 

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Of course not. Weight room, son. 

Strong effort, bats. 

[DougO 5261]

Sometimes it seems like the team is on the verge of becoming pretty good.

But they pretty much keep Rangering. When the are hitting the have shitty pitching. When the pitching is good they can't score runs.

 

[Elmer_Fudd 22959]

Who had Eli White with more HR at this point than Semien?

[Elmer_Fudd 22959]

3 hours ago, DougO said:

Sometimes it seems like the team is on the verge of becoming pretty good.

But they pretty much keep Rangering. When the are hitting the have shitty pitching. When the pitching is good they can't score runs.

 

9 game homestead with KC, BOS, and Angel's.  Would be nice to go 7-2 and maybe move up some in the standings.  KC and BOS are at the bottom of divisions so far.  After that 10 on the road at HOU, ANA, and OAK.  Let's see where this team is 19 games from now.

Team is actually .500 on the road so far this year.

[Jameslaw121 4485]

18 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Who had Eli White with more HR at this point than Semien?

Who had Martin Perez with 3 Quality starts in 5 GS?

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Now we’re DHing Nick against a righty. 
 

[Elmer_Fudd 22959]

Garver to IL, Huff recalled.

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Very on-brand for Mitch. He’ll be gone awhile. 

[ztejas 44114]

20 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Would be nice to go 7-2

I'd take 6-3 in a heartbeat. This team is in a weird place where neither the pitching nor hitting seem sustainable. I suppose one could rebound without the other falling off, or the pitching could tank while the hitting stays shitty... I mean you could tell me 2-7 or 8-1 and I'd believe you either way. 

At least we're more entertaining than we have been the past few years. 

[Greg Davis Apologist 213]

I didn’t know Bobby Witt’s kid played for KC. Bobby started the first game I ever went to. We lost 19-3 to the Twins. Randy Bush hit 3 homers and Jeff Kunkel got to pitch.

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Look at this bot 1. 

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Alright ‘teen, don’t fuck us. 

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Two yacks for Corey. 

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Cover the bag, ‘teen. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22959]

4 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Now we’re DHing Nick against a righty. 
 

Nick having himself a night 😎

[Elmer_Fudd 22959]

Back-to-back errors for Culberson.

[Radical Larry 28814]

Charlie needs to get his head out of his ass

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We Magellan’d that one too. 

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Now the tying run is up, fun. 

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Stay hot, Joe. 

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That a kid, Kole. 

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Good win, likely pen game tomorrow. 

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Bush will start. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22959]

Still no starter announced for KC yet.

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They’re going pen too. 
 

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Valle last night, Murph tonight. CJ chillin’. 

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Allard’d. 

[Fudbelty 2801]

That throw was heading back towards home plate lol.

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For the love of fuck, Sam. 

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Nate is SO bad. 

[Herbie Hancock 7452]

Miller hits dingers

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3 pitches, 3 outs for their reliever. 

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Jonah 2-hole