2022 Texas Rangers Thread

[ztejas 44114]

6 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Jonah 2-hole 

He's left 5 on base in two two-out at bats. Through four.

Not exactly inspiring. 

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#13 power. 

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Corey gonna fuck everything up. 

[ztejas 44114]

Nice shift. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16181]

We’re the big winners. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22959]

Red Sox starter tonight has horrible numbers so we'll probably score 1 run.

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[Elmer_Fudd 22959]

3 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Red Sox starter tonight has horrible numbers so we'll probably score 1 run.

Nothing through 4.

[ConferenceRoom 6210]

For whatever it’s worth, Seger just earned my respect forever.

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Bob? 

[ConferenceRoom 6210]

Turn the page.

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Good thing we have hockey. 

[Fudbelty 2801]

For whatever it’s worth, Seger just earned my respect forever.

What’d he do?

[ConferenceRoom 6210]

What’d he do?

Charged a broken bat slow roller with the bat heading just to his right. Almost made the play.

[TonyTexas 10683]

Wrong thread 

Edited May 14, 2022 by TonyTexas

[shadow_operative2.0 16181]

Adolis chillin’. 

[ztejas 44114]

Freeman not gonna like that. 

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Hmm, time to find the remote again. 

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Losing & hitless, solid combo. 

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Whoa, a hit & a run. 

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Adolis, bitches. 

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Two for Kole. 

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Everybody gets two. 

[Ignatius 4125]

Jesus, can the trade deadline get here soon enough for Martin Perez? I’m grateful for what he’s done so far, but I know how this movie ends. Another sterling start….

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Gray is fucking awful too. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22959]

Just your typical 1st inning from Rangers pitching.

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Hey, we can hit too sometimes. 

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Get off me, ball. 

[Radical Larry 28814]

Batting around is fun.

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Unexpected W after that start. 

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Corey ended the b2b no-no bids for this kid. 

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Hearn’d. 

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Kole bowing up lately. 

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Trout’d. 

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For the love of fuck. 

 

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That’s what happens when you play a non-1B at 1B. 

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If we fuck this up... 

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Alright Sam, fucking end this shit now. 

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He listened, but I wasn’t exactly expecting a coed blooper to RF. 

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Eli gonna score here. Nice little 3-base error. 

[DougO 5261]

I love a close game come-back blowout. A little bit of everything that doesn't suck.

Huff needs to learn first base and be in more games.

[shadow_operative2.0 16181]

Garver will be at 1B/DH in a couple weeks. 

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

Tepera doing his fellow Texans a solid. 

[Get ln My Van 934]

Don’t worry guys, we only have Semien on the books for 6 more years

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

40 minutes ago, Get ln My Van said:

Don’t worry guys, we only have Semien on the books for 6 more years

two incredible years sandwiched by COVID whatever year.  just doesn't make any sense.

[Get ln My Van 934]

10 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

two incredible years sandwiched by COVID whatever year.  just doesn't make any sense.

I wonder how much the Blue Jays lineup and playing in a dome skewed his numbers for the better? He wasn’t near as good playing in Oakland for the majority of his career.

[dcar00 14905]

1 hour ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

two incredible years sandwiched by COVID whatever year.  just doesn't make any sense.

dude got paid, had 2 career years at the right time.  he can coast now.  good for him. I don't expect him to be this bad for the next 5 years but he'll be getting older and probably will be more to his lifetime averages.