2022 Texas Rangers Thread

[shadow_operative2.0 15826]

Hey, they finally figured out Andy is not the best option at 1B against lefties. 

 

[shadow_operative2.0 15826]

That was a fucking horrific throw, Eli. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15826]

Shit, I missed both homers in top 4. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15826]

Nice comfortable lead for the first time in awhile. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15826]

Sombrero for that Trout guy. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15826]

We're the big winners. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15826]

Yep, he sucks. 

Quote

On the other side is Lowe, who through 38 games has a slash line of .245/.300/.317 with an OPS+ of 82. Woodward theorized that his struggles on offense might be compromising Lowe’s defense as well. He has three errors already this season, and his -3 outs above average placed him No. 38 out of 41 qualified MLB first basemen this year.

[shadow_operative2.0 15826]

[shadow_operative2.0 15826]

Lot of noise for only 1 run. 

[ztejas 43263]

24 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Lot of noise for only 1 run. 

If Martin throws another SO that's all we need. 

.505 OPS this season against righties. Is that good? 

Edited May 27, 2022 by ztejas

[ztejas 43263]

Martin gets bailed out on a really dumb play to first. 

[ztejas 43263]

Starting to get concerned at giving Semien a billion dollars. 0-4 today when we could use anything and just got blown away. 

[Herbie Hancock 7303]

You should have been concerned 4 months ago. Dude ain’t good. He’s the next shin soo who

[ztejas 43263]

5 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:

You should have been concerned 4 months ago. Dude ain’t good. He’s the next shin soo who

I should have been concerned in January? 

I guess my point is that you can only chalk it up to a slow start or cold hitting for so long. 50 games in and you need to start seeing some shit. 

[Herbie Hancock 7303]

You should have been concerned when we signed him because his track record is dog shit. He’s worth 1/10 what he’s earning. Just like kookoo kachoo. JD got taken for the proverbial “ride”.

[shadow_operative2.0 15826]

Hey, we’re winning & shit. 

[Herbie Hancock 7303]

Just now, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Hey, we’re winning & shit. 

Don’t get used to it 

[shadow_operative2.0 15826]

I like Barlow, hopefully he gets back-to-back nights. 

[ztejas 43263]

Great rip to get White home. 

[ztejas 43263]

And there's two more. Okay then. 

All 5 As fans in that section were super disappointed. 

Edited May 27, 2022 by ztejas

[shadow_operative2.0 15826]

Ha, Nate mad at me! 

[shadow_operative2.0 15826]

Little early on your dive there, Eli. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15826]

Come on Joe, don’t fuck around. 

[Rholl 217]

33 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Starting to get concerned at giving Semien a billion dollars. 0-4 today when we could use anything and just got blown away. 

Legit question.... Do Rangers get Seagar if Semien doesnt sign beforehand????   I dont think Seagar signs to be the lone ranger

[shadow_operative2.0 15826]

That’s cool though. 

Edited May 27, 2022 by shadow_operative2.0
Replying to myself.

[ztejas 43263]

Nice 6-3 dp. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15826]

Seager signs for $325M, there were never any reports anyone else was close. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15826]

We’re the big winners. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15826]

Sam plays over Mitch tonight. 

 

[shadow_operative2.0 15826]

2-0 good guys. Oak is very not good. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15826]

Nice jinx, asshole. Fucking 4-2 them with a quickness. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22108]

Just give them four runs if we are going to play shitty defense like this.

[shadow_operative2.0 15826]

Gray is getting fucking pummeled. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22108]

Forgot to add bad pitching from Gray as well.

[shadow_operative2.0 15826]

Down 5-4 in top 7, we have a sweat. 

[cactusflinthead 27594]

Tied it up bitches

[shadow_operative2.0 15826]

Goddamnit, Brad! 

[shadow_operative2.0 15826]

Holy shit, Andy contributed. Unexpected. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15826]

Now I stand by my Oak comment from earlier. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15826]

Easy game, never a doubt. 

 

Santana has been good too. 

[cactusflinthead 27594]

That's a good start to the weekend

[DougO 5239]

Nice scrappy win. Probably helped that Oakland seems like they suck. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22108]

Hearn on the mound today.  Prepare for frustration.

[shadow_operative2.0 15826]

Something’s up with Garver again. 
 

[Herbie Hancock 7303]

Back to back yacks are fun. Keep it continue

[shadow_operative2.0 15826]

^ Supposedly tweaked his knee. Dude can’t even stay healthy DHing.

Corey & Adolis yacks in top 3, 3-0. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15826]

And now a Nate triple, of course. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22108]

A stand up triple at that.

[shadow_operative2.0 15826]

He’s also the rare 1B that has trouble with thrown balls. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22108]

Semien finally homers.