2022 Texas Rangers Thread

[shadow_operative2.0 15825]

^ Was Tony so shocked, he hurt himself? 

 

[DougO 5239]

Nice to get in a good ass-whuppin'. 

[ztejas 43263]

Part of being a decent team is beating shitty teams that aren't really trying to win. Nice little series sweep. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15825]

Well, we play them tomorrow at 3. 

[ztejas 43263]

Ah okay. Schedule I was looking at listed two pped Yankees games between the 3rd and 4th games against Oak. Not sure why. 

 

[Fudbelty 2785]

Let’s not let the facts get in the way. He says it’s a sweep, it’s a sweep.

[Ignatius 4001]

16-9 over the last 25, and still not looking like a ‘good’ team; encouraging…

[shadow_operative2.0 15825]

Finish ‘em. 

[DougO 5239]

Rangers have an opportunity to get to 500 by completing the sweep.

Emily Jones looks like she's not that far behind.

Edited May 29, 2022 by DougO

[shadow_operative2.0 15825]

Adolis, bitches. 

[ztejas 43263]

13 minutes ago, DougO said:

Rangers have an opportunity to get to 500 by completing the sweep.

Emily Jones looks like she's not that far behind.

I saw her the other day and swore she used to be hotter. 

[DougO 5239]

6 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I saw her the other day and swore she used to be hotter. 

She used to have a do-able and attainable girl next door quality. And she really is a very nice lady. But she's starting to look like a reflection in a funhouse mirror, God bless her.

[Elmer_Fudd 22108]

Dunning pulled a Houdini act to get out that inning without giving up a run.

[shadow_operative2.0 15825]

Thanks, security guy. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15825]

#13 power. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22108]

Can't believe we haven't given up a run yet.

[Ignatius 4001]

Simien starting to show some signs of life…

[shadow_operative2.0 15825]

Now we’re fucking it all up. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22108]

Ibanez with two horrible plays this inning.

[shadow_operative2.0 15825]

1 hour ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

#13 power. 

Dead now, we’ll have a new OF up tomorrow. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15825]

Damn, nice play by their 1B. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15825]

That half-inning may hurt later. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15825]

Goddamn fucking LL defense all game is gonna fuck our little streak. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15825]

Ho lee fuk, even more. 

Semien finally decides to hit a little, defense goes to shit. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22108]

Culberson can be DFA after the game.  Every time I see a ball hit to him he boots it around.

[shadow_operative2.0 15825]

Ha, thanks for covering 2nd. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15825]

Alright, we need a WP here. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15825]

They tried, & Adolis even fucking swung. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15825]

Ha, it worked!! 

[shadow_operative2.0 15825]

Well, we certainly deserved that outcome. 

[DougO 5239]

I left to feed the critters after the top of the 9th. I knew they were way overdue for a classic Rangering, so no suprise when I got back.

[shadow_operative2.0 15825]

All the moves. 

Smith came over in the Joey deal, he'll play some LF/3B. 

Abreu came for Trevino, he'll get claimed by someone because he throws hard. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15825]

This is REALLY late for our lineup to come out. New guy starts. 

 

Edited May 30, 2022 by shadow_operative2.0

[Radical Larry 28528]

[Post Oak 20184]

If Smith hits he can have a 10year career because he'll be able to play all over.

Hope he hits

[shadow_operative2.0 15825]

Goddamn, Eli! 

[Elmer_Fudd 22108]

Holy shit what a play.  Same level as the Gary Matthews catch.

[shadow_operative2.0 15825]

 

 

[Elmer_Fudd 22108]

Eli showing the power.

[Dr Fear 1265]

Some quality prospects in the Josh Smith family and friends.

[shadow_operative2.0 15825]

^ Had to rewind, was kinda confused. Now I see it though. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15825]

Big Choi is having a rough fucking evening. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15825]

Damn, sure wish we hadn't donked off yesterday, streak would be fun. 

[texastroubadour 1204]

If they blow a 9-2 lead (now 9-5) I’ll lose my mind

[shadow_operative 15932]

wrong thread 

Edited May 31, 2022 by shadow_operative

[shadow_operative2.0 15825]

Clearly Josh is our new best player. 

[texastroubadour 1204]

11 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Clearly Josh is our new best player. 

That hair! 😎

[shadow_operative2.0 15825]

ESPN has Yarbrough, a pretty good lefty, scheduled to start for them tomorrow, so Josh may be chillin’. 

[Gucci_Suit 2610]

Need outs 

[shadow_operative2.0 15825]

Easy game, never a doubt.