2022 Texas Rangers Thread

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Odd, he's been awful. 

 

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Signed him to minors deal and released Carpenter. Whoever is in charge down there needs a goddamned boot party

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Yay, team. 

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They are just picking on Nate now. 

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Cue the fucking elephants. 

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Did not know Keuchel is married to this. 

https://www.instagram.com/kellynash/

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Adolis with the cheapie. 

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Their 1B doesn't suck. 

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Well, down 1 in top 9 now. 

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Yet another 1-run loss, yippee. 

[DougO 5264]

I had to check. Rangers vs division are 18-25. I would have sworn it would be way worse than that.

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It’s done. 

 

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On 7/21/2022 at 6:17 PM, Dr Fear said:

Heyman jumped the gun here, he's still unsigned. 

[DougO 5264]

Heyman has been busted.

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Let’s see what the hell Dunning does tonight. 

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Well, that took 6 pitches. 

[DougO 5264]

Well, shit, I'm flipping back to the goofy Elvis movie for a while.

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2 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Let’s see what the hell Dunning does tonight. 

Looks like he's going to suck. 

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I'm watching Yankees/Mets.

Edited July 27, 2022 by ztejas

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Nate fail yet again. 

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For the love of fuck bats, do something. 

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There's one. 

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Oh great, Nick is on deck. 

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Sweet, two strikes & a 150' popup. 

Edited July 27, 2022 by shadow_operative2.0

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Fucking great job, Matt. 

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Ho lee fuk, what an incredible break. 

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Hey, winning. Nick actually contributed. 

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My stream is way behind. Duran was not out on that shit at 2nd. 

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Zero fucking chance bot 9 goes easy. 

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And so it begins. 

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2 fucking hitters, I swear. 

[Get ln My Van 934]

Brett Martin sucks

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Goddamn, we are horrific. 

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3 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Goddamn, we are horrific. 

Nah. Our relief is horrific. Around that we have a decent team. 

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Our team OBP is .301, 4th-worst in majors after LAA jumps us. That is our biggest current issue. 

[Dr Fear 1290]

I was just looking up Matt Bush's contract, he still has two more arbitration seasons and will finally hit unrestricted free agency in 2025 at the age of 39!

He should also get a look at closer again IMO.

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We can do it, boys! 

 

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6 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Our team OBP is .301, 4th-worst in majors after LAA jumps us. That is our biggest current issue. 

Nah. Like you just posted we fucking suck in one-run games. Season long OBP has little to do with that. Situational pitching has a lot to do with it. 

[Dr Fear 1290]

 

Officially official. 

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This is quite the getaway lineup against a lefty. 

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Now stay fucking healthy for a month. 

 

[dcar00 14947]

13 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

We can do it, boys! 

 

while relief is a shitshow.  some of this is on coaching.

I wonder what the average number of one run games any particular team has every season?

AZ last year is 41. We are probably on track for 45-50.  I mean is 20 normal or is 40 normal?

[ztejas 44224]

Elier at first is interesting. 

[Post Oak 20555]

Porter signed and great news on Jung.  Good news in an awful streak.

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Ballgame. 

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Culb to the brief rescue. 

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The vaunted Elier/Jonah combo. 

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Worthless challenge, let's go. 

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1 hour ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Ballgame. 

For real, real. 

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Way to bow up yet again, bats.