2022 Texas Rangers Thread

[DougO 5243]

Freakin' Grieve never figured out when it was time to wax nostalgic about baseball's ancient past while there are runs being scored and shit. He acts like he doesn't even realize there's an actual game going on. Just keep CJ around full time.

[Firemans4Horn 18036]

[shadow_operative2.0 15950]

Off tomorrow, then 4 late ones. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15950]

Where’s my boy, @Dr Fear? This can be his new spreadsheet for the season. 

 

[ConferenceRoom 6141]

Freakin' Grieve never figured out when it was time to wax nostalgic about baseball's ancient past while there are runs being scored and shit. He acts like he doesn't even realize there's an actual game going on. Just keep CJ around full time.

I’m sure he realizes what’s going on on the field doesn’t really matter. Tag can stay until he’s dead as far as I’m concerned.

[Herbie Hancock 7345]

No he can’t. Fuck TAG and fuck his cookie talk. He cost us the best thing we’ve had in the last 20 years in Josh Lewin not counting Beltre and Vlad.

[ConferenceRoom 6141]

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

13 hours ago, Herbie Hancock said:

No he can’t. Fuck TAG and fuck his cookie talk. He cost us the best thing we’ve had in the last 20 years in Josh Lewin not counting Beltre and Vlad.

i like TAG, but this is a good point.

[Dr Fear 1268]

18 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Where’s my boy, @Dr Fear? This can be his new spreadsheet for the season. 

 

Didn't do it, but I may have to start! Back of the envelope, you would be up about $800 if you had bet $100 on the opponent -1.5 every game.  You would be up about $400 if you had just bet $100 against them winning every game.  They were around even all of the Angels games except the one they won, around -135 for the Rockies games.

[CowtownHorn 5126]

[Vic Mackey 47012]

18 hours ago, Herbie Hancock said:

No he can’t. Fuck TAG and fuck his cookie talk. He cost us the best thing we’ve had in the last 20 years in Josh Lewin not counting Beltre and Vlad.

Fucking this. TAG is god awful. He is worse than the product the Rangers put on the field.

[shadow_operative2.0 15950]

He gone. 

 

[NOMAAA 1696]

3 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

He gone. 

 

brock burke to closer?

[shadow_operative2.0 15950]

Balt, KC, Cincy, & Zona are the other scrub teams with 2 or 3 wins. They all have at least one save, us nada. 

[ztejas 43412]

18 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

He gone. 

 

[shadow_operative2.0 15950]

Sounds like we did him a solid. He hit 10 years service time this weekend, which guarantees him full pension for life. That’s a real big deal, other players will notice. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22204]

25 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Balt, KC, Cincy, & Zona are the other scrub teams with 2 or 3 wins. They all have at least one save, us nada. 

We don't even have a quality start yet.  Not sure if Texas is the only team without one though.

[shadow_operative2.0 15950]

[Jameslaw121 4448]

3 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

We don't even have a quality start yet.  Not sure if Texas is the only team without one though.

Only about half the teams have one. But for those teams, it's probably a result of the shorted sprint training limited pitch counts more than anything else.

[shadow_operative2.0 15950]

Our first Dave Valle experience. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15950]

Well, that will certainly hurt our QS chances tonight too. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15950]

Haha, QS officially gone. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15950]

Is Valle crying? 

[dcar00 14157]

bullpen'd

[shadow_operative2.0 15950]

Bullpen'd. 

[crum 525]

every time you think it cant get worse

[dcar00 14157]

10 minutes ago, crum said:

every time you think it cant get worse

this is gonna get worse...this team is flat awful.  they can easily have the worst record in baseball by end of season.

[shadow_operative2.0 15950]

Where'd WHO go?! 

[dcar00 14157]

Moore looks like a guy they brought up from the accounting department for a tryout

[CowtownHorn 5126]

Over/under on number of games this season when Woodward is canned? 30, 40, and 50?

[ztejas 43412]

1 minute ago, CowtownHorn said:

Over/under on number of games this season when Woodward is canned? 30, 40, and 50?

Is it a Woodward issue? I don't care one way or another about keeping him on but is any manager going to do a better job with this shit sandwich of a bullpen?

[CowtownHorn 5126]

Just now, ztejas said:

Is it a Woodward issue? I don't care one way or another about keeping him on but is any manager going to do a better job with this shit sandwich of a bullpen?

Shit I don’t know but after spending a bazillion dollars this off-season…a 6 and 24 or 8 and 32 start isn’t going to sit very well with the Rangers brass. Somebody will have to fall on the sword. I know it’s probably a pipe dream but I’d love to see Beltre run this team. I’d at least be excited again.

[shadow_operative2.0 15950]

Don't forget they did this, so he's likely safe all season. 

On 11/19/2021 at 2:10 PM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Fucking great. 

[CowtownHorn 5126]

2 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Don't forget they did this, so he's likely safe all season. 

[ztejas 43412]

1 minute ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Don't forget they did this, so he's likely safe all season. 

Right... I knew there was a reason I figured he'd be safe regardless.

[shadow_operative2.0 15950]

On the plus side, this game was relatively quick. 

[CowtownHorn 5126]

[Rholl 217]

Arlington voted to give ownership half a billion for their stadium in like Nov of 16..... the Rangers have responded with a big ol FU in the following seasons since then!!!

[shadow_operative2.0 15950]

 

 

[Pato del Muerto 52487]

Cool but I’m not sure about a prospect that runs like Jake Taylor. 
 

maybe it’s a Mel hall victory lap?

Edited April 20, 2022 by Pato del Muerto

[shadow_operative2.0 15950]

Ibanez is already losing a fair amount of PT. 

Edited April 20, 2022 by shadow_operative2.0

[shadow_operative2.0 15950]

Damnit Nate, take it yourself for history! 

[Radical Larry 28566]

That was something.

[Greg Davis Apologist 213]

Nothing can stop us now

[Surly Bevo 24908]

5 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Damnit Nate, take it yourself for history! 

Said the same thing to my son..

[shadow_operative2.0 15950]

He could have crab-crawled over there in time. 

 

[shadow_operative2.0 15950]

And just because we hate nice things. 

 

[shadow_operative2.0 15950]

We need to ask bl for a special emoji so we don’t have to fucking type bullpen’d every goddamn night. 

[crum 525]

bunch of trash cans as pitchers so sad. bats havent been any better today though

[Gucci_Suit 2643]

This is a very bad organization. Very bad. 
 

I blame Jon

Edited April 21, 2022 by Gucci_Suit