2022 MLB thread

[UTexasFight 9,454]

29 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

I just looked this up… first trade was only 2 weeks ago.

 

this some sort of money laundering or inflation hedge scheme?

[Beau Vine 54,242]

56 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Padres signing Cano. 

[ztejas 43,459]

2 hours ago, Scraps said:

sure....

 

Great throw from right. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15,987]

Whole lot of Castellanos in RF. 

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An elbow issue that’s relegated Bryce Harper to DH duties of late has been diagnosed as a ’small tear’ in his UCL, reports Alex Coffey of the Philadelphia Enquirer. While the reigning NL MVP remains able to swing the bat, he’ll undergo a platelet-rich plasma (PRP) injection on Sunday that will keep him out of the Phillies lineup on Sunday, and possibly into early next week.

The team had previously called the issue a mild elbow sprain, but a visit to Dr. Neal ElAttrache confirmed a test from last week that appeared to show a small tear in his ulnar collateral ligament — the same ligament replaced in Tommy John surgeries. Whether or not such a surgery is in Harper’s future remains to be seen, but it appears that the Phils’ present intention is to keep Harper’s bat in the lineup in whatever way possible.

[UTexasFight 9,454]

Lulz at Burr trying to get 3 straight fastballs in the zone past Judge.

The last one left the bat at 114mph and went 456’

 

[Seasick Sailor 3,747]

 

[Helobious 9,454]

Commence astro fantears:

 

 

 

[Herbie Hancock 7,356]

Nobody besides you and those mongoloids gives a flying fuck. Seriously, you annoy most here infinitely more than the actual NY Yankees do.

[shadow_operative 15,932]

1 hour ago, Helobious said:

Commence astro fantears:

 

 

 

FIP didn't matter a few days when we were comparing the brewers to the yankees. odd. 

[Guadaloopy 10,973]

2 hours ago, Helobious said:

Commence astro fantears:

 

 

 

The Astros have one pennant since MLB began their enforcement on sticky substances (6/21/21). That leads the American League.

[tx 3 putt 76,980]

2 hours ago, Helobious said:

Commence astro fantears:

 

 

 

i bet he enjoys having October and Novembers off ?

[Fudge Nuggets 19,195]

Luis Barrera for the A's walks it off against Raisel Iglesias with a 3-run homer, his first of the year.  All 2,000 fans in attendance going buck wild.

[Fudge Nuggets 19,195]

David "The Renegade" Bednar for the Buccos has quietly become one of the best relievers in all of MLB.  Multi-inning save, no problem.  Come in a traditional closer role to lock down the 9th, no problem.  Dude is badass.

[Beau Vine 54,242]

1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

David "The Renegade" Bednar for the Buccos has quietly become one of the best relievers in all of MLB.  Multi-inning save, no problem.  Come in a traditional closer role to lock down the 9th, no problem.  Dude is badass.

His brother really fucked us up in Omaha last year, too.

[Fudge Nuggets 19,195]

On 5/9/2022 at 12:15 PM, Sbbruin said:

You mean the best team in baseball?  Yeah fuck those guys.  2.07 team ERA.  Is that good?

Five days ago today was the last post in this thread from our resident Dodger loud mouth.  Did wifi go out on the boat?

[maninblack 7,974]

lol

[huge 3,793]

Another shutout for the Astros.

Yawn

[TonyTexas 10,515]

Nah. MLB doesn’t need a pitch clock

 

[WBT 20,586]

We got a position player lobbing them in at 44 mph on Sunday night baseball.  Great showcase for the sport.

[WBT 20,586]

Lulz and then tried to sneak a 85 mph heater in there.

[WBT 20,586]

Pujols now pitching.  Longoria singled off him and asked for the ball.

[Beau Vine 54,242]

12 hours ago, WBT said:

Pujols now pitching.  Longoria singled off him and asked for the ball.

 

[Beau Vine 54,242]

No wonder the Royals can't hit:

 

 

[Scraps 13,561]

The best part is......I mean it was at Coors Field, but they just scored 26 runs in 3 games over the weekend there lmao.  Terry over here like:

[shadow_operative 15,932]

 

[BrickTop 477]

Love how he never slowed down, hauling absolute ass the entire time

[shadow_operative2.0 15,987]

Quite the random stat. 

 

[clapclapclap 9,000]

 

[ztejas 43,459]

Does Houston plan on, you know, losing again?

Ah okay - so they had dropped 2 of their last 3. 5 homers off Eovaldi in one inning today. Jesus. 

Edited May 18, 2022 by ztejas

[Helobious 9,454]

 

[UTexasFight 9,454]

So you’re saying he’s due to be 46-170, 8 2Bs, 13 HRs, 17 BBs, 50 Ks come June 1?

 

 

 

 

(but I’ll give you. impressive numbers thus far)

[ChickenSandwich 9,839]

6 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

So you’re saying he’s due to be 46-170, 8 2Bs, 13 HRs, 17 BBs, 50 Ks come June 1?

 

 

 

 

(but I’ll give you. impressive numbers thus far)

He’s still a cunt

[shadow_operative 15,932]

anyone who owns aaron judge in fantasy might want to trade him for a middle reliever right about now. 

[Helobious 9,454]

Love that they didn’t do that dumbass silent treatment shit.

 

[TonyTexas 10,515]

9 hours ago, Helobious said:

 

I don’t know why you’re so happy about this. It means one of two things. Either the Yankees are going to have to drastically overpay to retain him, screwing their payroll for years to come or you’re going to have to become a Giants/Mets/Cubs/ Dodgers fan in the near future. 

[Beau Vine 54,242]

 

[Scraps 13,561]

Vogelfat with that sprint speed 

[WBT 20,586]

I want to know the 2% that he can beat

[Beau Vine 54,242]

4 minutes ago, WBT said:

I want to know the 2% that he can beat

 

[Scraps 13,561]

Yeah Pujols, Machete, and Vogelfat in a foot race would be entertainment 

[Scraps 13,561]

11 minutes ago, WBT said:

I want to know the 2% that he can beat

 

 

[Scraps 13,561]

Twins are fucking stupid.  Activated Correa and sent Lewis down.  

[huge 3,793]

2 hours ago, Scraps said:

 

Stanton???  That's sad

[Scraps 13,561]

4 minutes ago, huge said:

Stanton???  That's sad

I don't think he ever really has to sprint.  He normally is just hitting lasers and jogging regardless where it is hit lol 

[huge 3,793]

8 minutes ago, Scraps said:

I don't think he ever really has to sprint.  He normally is just hitting lasers and jogging regardless where it is hit lol 

Or moping back to the dugout after a windmill?

[Vic Mackey 47,055]

@Helobious

[Underdog 28,688]

Buccos employing softball players now?  Might have to break out the glove and give them a call. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15,987]

Rather fucking smoked. 

 

[Helobious 9,454]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

@Helobious

He had some promise but definitely didn’t have it upstairs to ever put it all together. He didn’t embody the Yankee Way and had no place in the org. 

[TonyTexas 10,515]

10 minutes ago, Helobious said:

He didn’t embody the Yankee Way

The Yankee Way is like the aggy code of honor. Preached but not practiced.