2022 MLB thread

[Fudge Nuggets 19224]

Longoria puts on an incredible tag on the throw from RF to double up the runner trying for third and ends the game.  Have a day, Evan.

3-4 with a grand slam and missed the cycle by a triple.

Edited August 21, 2022 by Fudge Nuggets

[Beau Vine 54430]

 

[Helobious 9464]

Lol, Menoah is such a fucking pussy. He was yelling at severino FROM THE DUGOUT after Sevy hit a guy that game in May. Too scared to even come on the field and he says that shit about Cole.

[Herbie Hancock 7376]

Shut the fuck up you sniveling twat. Manoah would ruin Cole before anybody could call 911. You’ve never been in any kind of physical confrontation in your entire life, why you’re constantly commenting on matters of physicality as if you’re some authority on the matter is so far beyond comprehension I’m convinced you’re legitimately intellectually disabled.

[Guest]

The LLWS MLB game is a great thing.

[shadow_operative2.0 16028]

Goddamn, Mountcastle. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16028]

That’s funny, he’s wearing a Chris Davis glove. 

[Helobious 9464]

2 hours ago, Herbie Hancock said:

Manoah would ruin Cole before anybody could call 911.

Nope. Manoah is just a fat fuck with a big mouth. Cole is an actual well-built athlete 

2 hours ago, Herbie Hancock said:

You’ve never been in any kind of physical confrontation in your entire life

Factually incorrect

2 hours ago, Herbie Hancock said:

I’m convinced you’re legitimately intellectually disabled

You can be convinced of that, doesn’t make it true. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16028]

HBP, 4-pitch walk, bases-clearing double, impressive. 

[VirginiaLonghorn 4781]

27 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

That’s funny, he’s wearing a Chris Davis glove. 

OK ... as long as he doesn’t touch any of Davis’ bats.

[VirginiaLonghorn 4781]

[InkaUtexas 26109]

LL Classic is always a great event. Pissed the Sox lost, we needed that win, but damn what a fun game. 

Cannot wait to see the Orioles sweep the Yankees in the first round. 

[Helobious 9464]

Lulz. We’re not going to the postseason. We’re well on pace to be out of playoff contention by the time the season ends, maybe we hang on for a wildcard but there’s 0% chance we get past that round. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16028]

On 8/19/2022 at 9:43 PM, Beau Vine said:

THE MOTHERFUCKING BANANAS! If they end up killing Bill Lee, imma march in there like Sherman and wreck the place.

For those with ESPN+, they have a series on the Bananas now. First episode is up, 50 minutes, good shit. 

[InkaUtexas 26109]

2 hours ago, Helobious said:

Lulz. We’re not going to the postseason. We’re well on pace to be out of playoff contention by the time the season ends, maybe we hang on for a wildcard but there’s 0% chance we get past that round. 

Wildcard is the post season. Sir, do you follow baseball or just the yankees? The Red Sox won't make it, but if we can fuck up your chances in our remaining series I will love it. 

[tx 3 putt 77428]

A’s baseball !

 

[Helobious 9464]

I’ve actually watched a couple games at that dump. Didn’t receive head at either game, I feel cheated. 

[Guadaloopy 11014]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

A’s baseball !

 

“Our team isn’t the only thing that sucks!”

”Saves aren’t the only things that get blown!”

 

[Helobious 9464]

Judge takes Scherzer deep for #47. Yanks up 2-0. I think Boone’s slamming the table rant awoke something in the team.

[Scraps 13577]

Lmao who didn't see that coming.

Routine pop up fucked up by yankees and Vogelfat goes 2 run dong right after

3-2 yankees

[TonyTexas 10527]

Helo’s at 0.00%. Jeter’s at 99.9%. Who’s right?

 

[Helobious 9464]

I hate this fucking team so goddamn fucking much. Do they not practice defense in the majors? Christ

[Scraps 13577]

Now lindor fucks up and NYY take advantage.

4-2 NYY

Judge up

[Helobious 9464]

Benintendi is starting to not suck. Usually you can tell if a trade was smart after a game or two, but benintendi may be a nice exception. 

[Helobious 9464]

Today I learned that Scherzer’s eyes are 2 different colors. And they’re drastically different, never seen someone that extreme. 

[Beau Vine 54430]

4 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Today I learned that Scherzer’s eyes are 2 different colors. And they’re drastically different, never seen someone that extreme. 

You've never seen an Australian shepherd? 

[VirginiaLonghorn 4781]

4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

You've never seen an Australian shepherd? 

Scherzer is German shepherd …

[pops 7006]

Pujols with another. This is silly. 

[Helobious 9464]

5 minutes ago, pops said:

Pujols with another. This is silly. 

He’ll get to 700. He’s feeling it. Cards will play him more too.

[Smax 3800]

 

[Valmy77 13273]

21 hours ago, Helobious said:

Lulz. We’re not going to the postseason. We’re well on pace to be out of playoff contention by the time the season ends, maybe we hang on for a wildcard but there’s 0% chance we get past that round. 

Aren't you over-reacting to a slump just a bit? Or is this a schtick? Oh woe is me, the poor Yankee fan!

[Helobious 9464]

10 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Aren't you over-reacting to a slump just a bit? Or is this a schtick? Oh woe is me, the poor Yankee fan!

We are without question the worst MLB team in August. One of the worst in July. That’s not a slump. 
 

But we just got our 2nd straight win, beating Scherzer & the Mets. Maybe we aren’t dead yet.

[ztejas 43537]

43 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Today I learned that Scherzer’s eyes are 2 different colors. And they’re drastically different, never seen someone that extreme. 

You've never realized that? I'm as casual as they come and I thought that was common knowledge. 

[Beau Vine 54430]

 

[Helobious 9464]

36 minutes ago, ztejas said:

You've never realized that? I'm as casual as they come and I thought that was common knowledge. 

I’m bad at that stuff in general, plus I haven’t actually watched him much. One of my best friends has hazel green eyes, I thought they were brown for the first 8 years I knew him. 

[pops 7006]

9 minutes ago, Helobious said:

I’m bad at that stuff in general, plus I haven’t actually watched him much. One of my best friends has hazel green eyes, I thought they were brown for the first 8 years I knew him. 

[Beau Vine 54430]

And that's OK!

[Scraps 13577]

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[Sbbruin 21888]

Bickford getting shelled In the 8th.  Brewers have given us issues in the last week.

[Scraps 13577]

 

When you can't give someone a BJ cause your stadium is too full?

[TonyTexas 10527]

I guess this might be good news for Angels’ fans. While his 20 year ownership tenure has been a complete failure, he has, at least, always been willing to spend. 

 

[Guadaloopy 11014]

24 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

I guess this might be good news for Angels’ fans. While his 20 year ownership tenure has been a complete failure, he has, at least, always been willing to spend. 

 

Prospective buyer doing due diligence and getting to the balance sheet:

[Sbbruin 21888]

45 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

I guess this might be good news for Angels’ fans. While his 20 year ownership tenure has been a complete failure, he has, at least, always been willing to spend. 

 

Balmer should buy them.  Abandon the Inglewood arena project and build a new OC baseball/basketball complex.  

[tx 3 putt 77428]

2 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

I guess this might be good news for Angels’ fans. While his 20 year ownership tenure has been a complete failure, he has, at least, always been willing to spend. 

 

 

spending without a plan is just wreckless spending 

[Sbbruin 21888]

[TonyTexas 10527]

Cheating or cruising?

 

[Vic Mackey 47151]

Lulz

[Helobious 9464]

3 in a row for the Yanks now, all against damn good teams. Get on the train or get the fuck off the tracks.

[VirginiaLonghorn 4781]

[Sbbruin 21888]

Trayce Thompson with a 3 run shot off Burnes.  A bomb.