2022 MLB thread

[Carl Spackler 3,461]

1 hour ago, Helobious said:

Vid of events. I believe fans started taunting Kwan because he got hurt trying to catch the tying double. Snowflake outfielders get their feelings hurt about it. Never heard of Myles Straw before but what a fucking baby. 

 

Taunting an injured opponent isn't a particularly good look.  

[Beau Vine 53,978]

21 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

MLB should put their foot down and mandate Stadium Azteca fencing for Yankee Stadium.

No, they should prohibit the Yankees from selling bleacher seats if they're not going to provide sufficient security to control those fucking waterheads.  

[WBT 20,411]

Color me shocked that meathead Straw was the one climbing on the fence

[Carl Spackler 3,461]

9 minutes ago, WBT said:

Color me shocked that meathead Straw was the one climbing on the fence

Yeah, that was not a smart move.  Just threw gas on the fire.

[Scraps 13,538]

Yankees fans being dipshits???? Shocking!!! Helo included

[Fudge Nuggets 19,144]

Barry Larkin is discussing his dog’s flatulence problem during today’s broadcast. 

Edited April 23, 2022 by Fudge Nuggets

[tx 3 putt 76,296]

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

No, they should prohibit the Yankees from selling bleacher seats if they're not going to provide sufficient security to control those fucking waterheads.  

then go around the nation and punch all yankee fans in the nuts. Some will need two punches. Three if they like Olive Garden 

Edited April 23, 2022 by tx 3 putt

[Fudge Nuggets 19,144]

Marlins lead off batter homers off the first pitch of the game. Albies follows it up with a homer off the first pitch in the bottom half of the inning. 

[Underdog 28,443]

2 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

History is made in Wrigley. 21-0 final. 

But of course. 
 

19 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

then go around the nation and punch all yankee fans in the nuts. Some will need two punches. Three if they like Olive Garden 

picked up salad and breadsticks from OG tonight for dinner, so this hits close to home. 

[Scraps 13,538]

This Red Sox/Rays game is crazy

Rays got a combined no no through 8

Red sox have a 1 hitter

0-0 going to bot 8

[dbecks 442]

Only two hits the whole game so far… would be interesting to see it go to extras.

[Scraps 13,538]

Going to extras...rays no hitter still there.

[Scraps 13,538]

Tampa losing the game with a no hitter would be fun lol #FManfred

[Scraps 13,538]

Welp won't matter now....triple by Dalbec

[dbecks 442]

Lulz.

[Fudge Nuggets 19,144]

MLB fans going goon last night at Petco

 

[Scraps 13,538]

Hardy boys got worked

[Scraps 13,538]

Holy shit KK with the walk off homer after Boston fucked up an out lmao

[tx 3 putt 76,296]

3 hours ago, Underdog said:

But of course. 
 

picked up salad and breadsticks from OG tonight for dinner, so this hits close to home. 

guard your nuts !

[Helobious 9,480]

2 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

MLB fans going goon last night at Petco

 

All 4 of them were super vulnerable to a tackle/hard shove the entire fight. They were all lucky none of them were good fighters I guess.

[Fudge Nuggets 19,144]

Great play by Alcantara of the D-Backs to end it.

 

Edited April 24, 2022 by Fudge Nuggets

[Beau Vine 53,978]

[Pato del Muerto 52,337]

10 hours ago, OB3 said:

 

Not my work:

1 of 3 with 3000/500 and .300 ba (mays, Aaron)

my work (so possibly wrong)

1 of 1 with those 3 and a triple crown

[Beau Vine 53,978]

Is it really "season ending" if he never started the season?

 

 

[Fudge Nuggets 19,144]

7 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Not my work:

1 of 3 with 3000/500 and .300 ba (mays, Aaron)

my work (so possibly wrong)

1 of 1 with those 3 and a triple crown

I think he gets into the HoF (yes, sarcasm for you dipsticks that take everything so damn literal).  But some jackass voter will leave him off their ballot for... reasons.

[Guadaloopy 10,917]

30 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I think he gets into the HoF (yes, sarcasm for you dipsticks that take everything so damn literal).  But some jackass voter will leave him off their ballot for... reasons.

Still gotta punish him for that DUI in 2011.  

[InkaUtexas 25,486]

17 hours ago, Helobious said:

Vid of events. I believe fans started taunting Kwan because he got hurt trying to catch the tying double. Snowflake outfielders get their feelings hurt about it. Never heard of Myles Straw before but what a fucking baby. 

 

Cannot wait for the games in Cleveland. 

[Helobious 9,480]

34 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Cannot wait for the games in Cleveland. 

Why, so the Guardian fans can throw shit at the Yankee players that literally ran out and defended the Cleveland players from getting pelted? Hopefully Straw is in the lineup today. The entire thing was mostly his fault & he still had the nerve to run his mouth after the game. 

[InkaUtexas 25,486]

9 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Why, so the Guardian fans can throw shit at the Yankee players that literally ran out and defended the Cleveland players from getting pelted? Hopefully Straw is in the lineup today. The entire thing was mostly his fault & he still had the nerve to run his mouth after the game. 

Yep. And I applaud how the Yanks ran out there. That was class. 

[Helobious 9,480]

Nice bowtie on the Yanks-Guardians series. Yankees currently up 10-0. Straw started in center and has been getting “crybaby” chanted at him all day long from the fans in the outfield. He’s also 0-4 with 2 Ks in case you were wondering how mentally tough he is. 

[Helobious 9,480]

Class A ball but damn

 

[Fudge Nuggets 19,144]

Christian Walker pissed all over this ball.  467 ft dinger.

 

[Fudge Nuggets 19,144]

Buxton walks it off with a 3 run upper deck shot off Hendriks. 

 

[Sbbruin 21,705]

Kershaw with another solid start.  5 inn, 4 hits, 1 run.

 

[Mango4 189]

Buxton walks it off with a 3 run upper deck shot off Hendriks. 
 

A healthy Buxton is so fun to watch. Also hit a game-tying 2 run bomb in the 7th.

[Fudge Nuggets 19,144]

Heck of a game between Cubs and Pirates.  Jake Marisnick with a great hustle play on a blooper to keep the tying run from scoring.  Good bounce back for the Bucs after yesterday’s 21-0 drubbing.

[TexasHooch 5,117]

Can anyone explain the "not a sport" comments that follow any tweet that ESPN or Bleacher  puts out regarding baseball or hockey?  

[Fudge Nuggets 19,144]

People are dumbasses?

[Beau Vine 53,978]

[Scraps 13,538]

About time. I mean he is always horrible, but been bad all night. Shocked schwarber didn't do that earlier in the game, but he stopped at throwing the bat then lol

[dr99 551]

Gerrit Cole cheating again

 

[Scraps 13,538]

I was hoping that tweet wouldn't make it to this site 🙄

[Vic Mackey 46,927]

 

[Helobious 9,480]

17 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

Allegedly the fan said “stay down Kwan” which set off Straw to go faux badass mode. Talk about easily offended. 
 

The next day fans chanted “crybaby” and  “Peter Parker” at him while he was in center. He went 0-4 with 2 Ks. What a gigantic short tempered mentally weak pussy. 

[Sbbruin 21,705]

Well lookie at the NL POTW

[Fudge Nuggets 19,144]

Brewer fans were giving Joc all kinds of shit when he came up with a guy on second down one run.  It got bad enough he stepped out of the box and turned to the main instigator in the stands.

Then he did this.

 

[Fudge Nuggets 19,144]

1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

Well lookie at the NL POTW
 

 

[OB3 3,608]

22 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

I know these guys do this everyday and it’s their life. But it’s amazing they can tell a 100 mph pitch is a couple inches off the plate immediately 

[shadow_operative 15,932]

5 hours ago, Helobious said:

Allegedly the fan said “stay down Kwan” which set off Straw to go faux badass mode. Talk about easily offended. 
 

The next day fans chanted “crybaby” and  “Peter Parker” at him while he was in center. He went 0-4 with 2 Ks. What a gigantic short tempered mentally weak pussy. 

ive had an image of you in my head for a long time now, but over the last ~6 months or so, with your incessant posting about "real men" and "pussies" and "guys who can't fight" and going on and on and on about betas and alphas and real men and fighting, etc, etc, etc, that picture of you just keeps getting fatter (or skinnier, either way), more pale, and more addicted to Mountain Dew by the day. calm down mr.internet badass. your baseball takes are enough of a beating without you puffing out your e-chest on every other thread.

Edited April 26, 2022 by shadow_operative

[Helobious 9,480]

21 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

ive had an image of you in my head for a long time now, but over the last ~6 months or so, with your incessant posting about "real men" and "pussies" and "guys who can't fight" and going on and on and on about betas and alphas and real men and fighting, etc, etc, etc, that picture of you just keeps getting fatter (or skinnier, either way), more pale, and more addicted to Mountain Dew by the day. calm down mr.internet badass. your baseball takes are enough of a beating without you puffing out your e-chest on every other thread.

I’m not pretending to be some superbadass and I never have. I know most any male pro athlete or guys with even basic fighting training would beat the shit out of me.

I’d have no problem calling Myles Straw a pussy to his face & I’m 1000% serious. We’re almost the same build, I have an inch in height on him & I can tell he wouldn’t do a goddamn thing about it. Even if it came to blows I know I could take him. He’s about the least intimidating player I can think of.