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Obligatory surly story - Insert "Which one of you is this" prefix:

Southwest passenger arrested for masturbating 4 times during flight

By FOX 5 NY Staff

NEW YORK - A man on a Southwest Airlines flight faces federal charges after allegedly masturbating at least four times during the flight.

The Daily Beast reports that it happened on a flight from Seattle to Phoenix.

The criminal complaint obtained by the site claimed it happened on Southwest flight 3814 on April 2, 2022.

Antonio Sherrodd McGarity is accused of masturbating four times in the seat next to a female passenger.

The woman took photos. When McGarity fell asleep, she told the flight crew what happened. They moved her to another seat on the flight.

The woman turned the photos over to Phoenix police when the flight landed.

The FBI interviewed him and says he didn't think the female passenger was uncomfortable with him masturbating and he thought "it was kind of kinky."

McGarity is facing charges related to lewd, indecent, or obscene acts.

https://www.fox5ny.com/news/southwest-passenger-arrested-for-masturbating-4-times-during-flight.amp

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WTF bold - she took photos? Dude was right, it is kinky!

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C-Man

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29 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Does 4x mean he nutted four times, or got his willy out on  four discrete occasions?

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The woman later told Phoenix police officers that she saw the man masturbate four times using both hands. She also suspected he reached orgasm at least once since she saw him licking a white substance from his fingers.

Um ...

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29 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Does 4x mean he nutted four times, or got his willy out on  four discrete occasions?

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She suspected MCGARITY ejaculated because he licked a white substance from his fingers.

Definitely aggy

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Gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket. I myself, jerk off at least twice a day. 
Once in the morning, right after I work out, then once right after lunch.

I want to. That’s not why I do it. I do it ‘cause I fucking NEED to. 
You gotta feed the geese to keep the blood flowing. I keep the rhythm below the belt. 

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phdhorn

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12 hours ago, phdhorn said:

Antonio Sherrodd McGarity is accused of masturbating four times in the seat next to a female passenger.

Just noticed this in the "can't make this shit up" category.

Ha ha... he said "She-Rod"  ha ha heh heh...
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Well I see them every flight in 24C
In the pages of an Inflight magazine
Hey I've been thinking of a jizz explosion
I'm picking up some travel sized lotion
Oop! Baloney bop

Me bop, Boeing bop, baloney bop
I bop, you bop-ah turboprop
Be bop, be bop, baloney bop.
 

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I had a flight get canceled 5 or 6 years ago.  I had to do 2 connections to get home that day. I had the worst seat in the plane for my MSP-DFW leg.  Last row middle seat.  The guy with window seat watched 80’s vhs-quality porn on his tablet for most of the flight.  He made zero effort to hide what he was watching, and he had the volume loud enough that I could hear the busty blonde with puffy bangs and a puffier bush moaning through his headphones.  I was trapped, nowhere to go as the flight was full.  Thankfully he never whipped it out.

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15 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

I had a flight get canceled 5 or 6 years ago.  I had to do 2 connections to get home that day. I had the worst seat in the plane for my MSP-DFW leg.  Last row middle seat.  The guy with window seat watched 80’s vhs-quality porn on his tablet for most of the flight.  He made zero effort to hide what he was watching, and he had the volume loud enough that I could hear the busty blonde with puffy bangs and a puffier bush moaning through his headphones.  I was trapped, nowhere to go as the flight was full.  Thankfully he never whipped it out.

You failed to describe the plot of the movie.  That's important info you should share around here.

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39 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

I had a flight get canceled 5 or 6 years ago.  I had to do 2 connections to get home that day. I had the worst seat in the plane for my MSP-DFW leg.  Last row middle seat.  The guy with window seat watched 80’s vhs-quality porn on his tablet for most of the flight.  He made zero effort to hide what he was watching, and he had the volume loud enough that I could hear the busty blonde with puffy bangs and a puffier bush moaning through his headphones.  I was trapped, nowhere to go as the flight was full.  Thankfully he never whipped it out.

You say all of this like it’s a bad thing.  I haz confused. 

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