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Serak The Preparer

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14 hours ago, C-Man said:

The woman later told Phoenix police officers that she saw the man masturbate four times using both hands. She also suspected he reached orgasm at least once since she saw him licking a white substance from his fingers.

Always interesting to see when people use the drool reaction. NTTAWT @TwiceHorn!

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conVINCEd

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33 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Because he didn't have an extra set of headphones to share with you, and you struggled to make out the dialogue?  I'm not following here.....

I’m a little old fashioned  I guess.  Watching porn with a creepy male stranger on an airplane  just ain’t my particular cup of tea.  Now if the cute flight attendant…

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40 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

I’m a little old fashioned  I guess.  Watching porn with a creepy male stranger on an airplane  just ain’t my particular cup of tea.  Now if the cute flight attendant…

I have terrible news about all the people you interact with on this website….

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42 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

I’m a little old fashioned  I guess.  Watching porn with a creepy male stranger on an airplane  just ain’t my particular cup of tea.  Now if the cute flight attendant…

are you expecting a circle jerk to just form itself? someone has to be the hero.

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4 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

I had a flight get canceled 5 or 6 years ago.  I had to do 2 connections to get home that day. I had the worst seat in the plane for my MSP-DFW leg.  Last row middle seat.  The guy with window seat watched 80’s vhs-quality porn on his tablet for most of the flight.  He made zero effort to hide what he was watching, and he had the volume loud enough that I could hear the busty blonde with puffy bangs and a puffier bush moaning through his headphones.  I was trapped, nowhere to go as the flight was full.  Thankfully he never whipped it out.

Sorry your majesty.  It was a long flight.  You could have at least said "hi".

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4 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

I had a flight get canceled 5 or 6 years ago.  I had to do 2 connections to get home that day. I had the worst seat in the plane for my MSP-DFW leg.  Last row middle seat.  The guy with window seat watched 80’s vhs-quality porn on his tablet for most of the flight.  He made zero effort to hide what he was watching, and he had the volume loud enough that I could hear the busty blonde with puffy bangs and a puffier bush moaning through his headphones.  I was trapped, nowhere to go as the flight was full.  Thankfully he never whipped it out.

Forgot to open with "Dear Penthouse" and close with "and then it got weird"

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JerrysJheriCurl

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2 hours ago, utxmike05 said:

He licked his fingers?? lol wth

Don’t kink shame sir.
With that being said, pretty much what you said is spot on. 
KFC should not waste an opportunity to put this guy in a commercial. 
Does his exercise count as 1/2 mile club or 1/4 mile club? 
Asking for a friend. 

And when is @Uncle Boobs flying SWA next? Your move sir. We’re all counting on you. 

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