2022 3rd place Wildcard Qualifying New York Yankees Thread

[Helobious 9454]

6 teams per league in the playoffs this year. Cashman & co are more than happy to be barely good enough to get that 6th spot. Fuck them. 

[Helobious 9454]

That’ll play, Donaldson.

[Fudge Nuggets 19190]

congrats on having your season’s defining moment in game 1.

[Helobious 9454]

Michael King is your father.

[Helobious 9454]

Pure, blinding hate for Hicks & Gallo. It sucks to think how much better the team would be without them. 

[tx 3 putt 76958]

lulz@judge wanted in the neighborhood of $36mil / year 

[shadow_operative2.0 15984]

As we tried to tell you, IKF fucking sucks. Like really fucking sucks. 

[Helobious 9454]

They need Peraza up bigly.  Can’t be worse than IKF. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15984]

3-3 tonight, of course. 

[Helobious 9454]

Keep in mind he has all of 0 extra base hits this year. 
 

 

[shadow_operative2.0 15984]

Did you watch any of the game today? Cameron Maybin needs a lot of work as an analyst. 

 

And your pen fucked a really good start from Nestor. 

[VirginiaLonghorn 4771]

Break up the O’s ..

[Helobious 9454]

Update: We fucking suck. Resting too many starters for no reason. Too many goddamn fucking strikeouts & DPs. We suck. Great pitching but fucking Christ our offense.

[Helobious 9454]

Update: Maybe we don’t suck

[Helobious 9454]

4th best record in the majors, 7 wins in a row. Steamrolling errybody. Might be funny to read through my sporadic updates at the end of the year to see all the swoons & swells of the season.

[Underdog 28640]

Very cool stuff between Judge, young fan and Jay fan in Toronto last couple of nights.

[Helobious 9454]

Yeah that was pretty awesome. Zack hample would’ve caught that ball and punched the kid in the face for no reason after. 
 

Had to end eventually. 11 straight wins is pretty dope though. I’d be happy with 6-4 over the next 10 games, because mean regression.

[shadow_operative2.0 15984]

6:05/12:05/12:35 this weekend for Joey, IKF, & Trevino to see their boys. 

[Helobious 9454]

Gleyber is a walk-off magician

[Helobious 9454]

05/17 Update: still the best team in baseball & it’s not close.

[DaysOff 7951]

May is typically when the championship is awarded.

[UTPhil2006 3807]

10 hours ago, Helobious said:

05/17 Update: still the best team in baseball & it’s not close.

Not if yall wouldn't have ducked those 3 games against us.

[shadow_operative2.0 15984]

New guy, former Froggie. 

https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/yankees-sign-matt-carpenter-and-add-veteran-infielder-to-active-roster/

[Helobious 9454]

He’s a no batting gloves guy iirc. Just like Posada was. I’ll take it.

[shadow_operative2.0 15984]

That's 3 for him. 

 

[Helobious 9454]

 

[David Dennison 18860]

And he's gonna walk.

That's hilarious.

[TonyTexas 10514]

7 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

And he's gonna walk.

That's hilarious.

I don’t think he’ll walk but he’ll fuck the Yankees payroll for years to come. Think Angels/Pujols

Edited June 4, 2022 by TonyTexas

[David Dennison 18860]

1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

I don’t think he’ll walk but he’ll fuck the Yankees payroll for years to come. Think Angels/Pujols

Even better and more hilarious.

[Valmy77 13226]

It is bumming me out enormously that the Yankees have been awesome so far. 

[Fudge Nuggets 19190]

57 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

It is bumming me out enormously that the Yankees have been awesome so far. 

It will make their tears in the second week of October even sweeter.

[shadow_operative2.0 15984]

The best team in the sport, period. 

TonyTroll will troll, that’s his thing, sad guy. 

[Helobious 9454]

If they just go 50-45 the rest of the way, they’ll win 100 games.

[Helobious 9454]

 

[cochamps 1879]

On 4/29/2022 at 11:23 PM, Helobious said:

4th best record in the majors, 7 wins in a row. Steamrolling errybody. Might be funny to read through my sporadic updates at the end of the year to see all the swoons & swells of the season.

There are lots of twists and turns over 6 months, for sure.  Does seem like a lot of stupid in April at this juncture.

[Helobious 9454]

15.5 games up on second place over halfway through the season. At this point it would take the worst collapse in MLB history for the Yankees to not win the division. I know there’s no trades or signings coming because Hal, but I’d like another quality starter, outfielder, and SS. 

[Fletch 5800]

They should trade Gallo for a defensive beast in the outfield. Also, really wish Kody was a Yankee. He’d kill it with that porch. The Yankees would be wise to pick Ivan in the 2nd or 3rd. He’d kill it in that little league park 

[shadow_operative2.0 15984]

Would like to see the preseason odds on Holmes/Trevino/Nestor. 

 

[shadow_operative2.0 15984]

On 7/9/2022 at 12:44 AM, Fletch said:

They should trade for a defensive beast in the outfield. 

This would work. 

 

[Fletch 5800]

15 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

This would work. 

 

The longhorn in me was hoping for Payton. Can Kody play left or right? He’d kill it with that porch. Anyone got Cashmans direct line? He’s gonna wanna hear what I have to say 

shit is Payton even playing this year? He’s been a beast left fielder in franchise mode for me 

Edited July 11, 2022 by Fletch

[shadow_operative2.0 15984]

Kody can stand in LF/RF about like Giancarlo. 

[Fletch 5800]

Well there ya go

[Dennis Taylor 18825]

In case you needed a reminder that Yankee fans are human pieces of excrement ...1 on 1 argument? Nope...you get cheap-shotted by at least 5 people from 3 different directions 

 

 

 

[TonyTexas 10514]

It was Myles Straw’s fault

[Helobious 9454]

I’m so fucking sick of losing to those fucking cheaters. I have to shitpost in their thread out of moral obligation but it’s not fun at all when we keep losing. We need upgrades now. 

[66BUFF 2562]

Blame Cashman.  Gene Michael built the powerhouse teams of the 90's and Cashman could never replicate those moves.

[Dennis Taylor 18825]

On 7/22/2022 at 10:02 AM, Helobious said:

I’m so fucking sick of losing to those fucking cheaters. I have to shitpost in their thread out of moral obligation but it’s not fun at all when we keep losing. We need upgrades now. 

Seriously go fuck yourself with this moral high ground "those fucking cheaters"  bullshit.  I'm almost embarrassed for you, kinda like that whiny fucking washed up troll Tutruro.  Highest payroll every fucking year, proven to use technology to cheat just like several teams. They're just not good enough, and it's been a while now. 

[Gourmand 7774]

On 7/22/2022 at 10:02 AM, Helobious said:

I have to shitpost in their thread out of moral obligation

[Gourmand 7774]

 

[Pimphand 5752]

4 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

 

Sure would be nice if Baltiless won the series today. I really think the best course of action for the Astros is for the MFY to become panic buyers at the deadline so that they overpay and pick up some albatross contracts while pillaging their farm system.