UT-RGV @ Texas Game Thread

[Horny Bull 2759]

6-0 Texas after 1.

[OU Sucks 8796]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

She aight. Also has 3 kids in tow. 

I meant to get into the TV shot 😀

[Fletch 5800]

Can we face Rio Grande Valley pitching every game plz?

[Horn80 6114]

Just now, Horny Bull said:

6-0 Texas after 1.

Ring the bell.  Stop the fight!

[ztejas 43411]

One of the trainers (I think? Had a walkie talkie on her waist) is a baddie. I'll do some research @kingkoopa6.

[Valmy77 13225]

Just now, Fletch said:

Can we face Rio Grande Valley pitching every game plz?

Hope that guy transfers to TCU

[ztejas 43411]

1 minute ago, OU Sucks said:

I meant to get into the TV shot 😀

Yeah you'd like that wouldn't you? Queer.

[OU Sucks 8796]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Yeah you'd like that wouldn't you? Queer.

Just trying to get you your 15 seconds of fame.

[ClubWhatever 12120]

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Yeah you'd like that wouldn't you? Queer.

Are you the black beard or the red beard?  No homo

[ztejas 43411]

1 minute ago, OU Sucks said:

Just trying to get you your 15 seconds of fame.

I'd rather not. I owe a lot of dangerous people money that may be watching LHN. 

[Fletch 5800]

Nice catch, Campbell. Dude is coming along 

[Fletch 5800]

Just now, ztejas said:

I'd rather not. I owe a lot of dangerous people money that may be watching LHN. 

Like me 

[HenryJames 66034]

Batter looks like a trans Brent Venables.

[DaysOff 7946]

Are we throwing BP today?

[ztejas 43411]

4 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Are you the black beard or the red beard?  No homo

Think I'm a couple rows behind those dudes. Pretty clean shaven atm*.

Edited April 6, 2022 by ztejas

[ztejas 43411]

1 minute ago, DaysOff said:

Are we throwing BP today?

Yeah. Too many hits that inning. Keeping it in front of the OF though. 

[OU Sucks 8796]

Of course this thing is from Waco

[DanRydell 799]

[mention=56]DanRydell[/mention] kickass seats.

Glad you’re enjoying them!

[HenryJames 66034]

1 minute ago, OU Sucks said:

Of course this thing is from Waco

Freebird!

[kingkoopa6 8344]

you gotta catch that 1! come on

[kingkoopa6 8344]

but it is what it is! IVAN! double

[kingkoopa6 8344]

16 minutes ago, ztejas said:

One of the trainers (I think? Had a walkie talkie on her waist) is a baddie. I'll do some research @kingkoopa6.

i see that cutie in the backstop.. latina baddie... and couple blondies behind ump

[HenryJames 66034]

Ardoin looks like a fat Steve O.

[HenryJames 66034]

This umpire sucks.

[Grimas 669]

Link anyone?

 

[ztejas 43411]

9 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

but it is what it is! IVAN! double

I uh.... don't think that's a double.

8 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

i see that cutie in the backstop.. latina baddie... and couple blondies behind ump

This is someone that I think may work for UT. Came out to talk to the ump about something. Cute white girl with a faaaaat ass.

Def a trainer. Water girl for the ump apparently. On her way to a Vic special but as is I'd tear it up. 

Edited April 6, 2022 by ztejas

[Dr. Teeth 5843]

Is he performing his new country song after the end of he inning? 

[Levi 2585]

4 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Ardoin looks like a fat Steve O.

Dang that’s weirdly accurate 

[BERT 4358]

6 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

i see that cutie in the backstop.. latina baddie... and couple blondies behind ump

We have rules around here. 

[ClubWhatever 12120]

2 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Is he performing his new country song after the end of he inning? 

No but if you need some fireworks he can hook you up after the game

[ztejas 43411]

Ugh. Trey should have swung at that first one. 

[OU Sucks 8796]

17 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Think I'm a couple rows behind those dudes. Pretty clean shaven atm*.

Showed you a few times...black hat, burnt orange polo, beer.  Said "let's go Trey" or something similar.

In lieu of a screenshot of yourself, here's something else:

Edited April 6, 2022 by OU Sucks

[Pato del Muerto 52484]

So I go eat a couple slices of pizza and when I come back, the forgotten midget van zandt brother is pitching. 
 

but it is we that will be rocking into the night. 

Edited April 6, 2022 by Pato del Muerto

[HenryJames 66034]

Rio Grande Van Zant

[Pato del Muerto 52484]

Let’s pick that kid up for next year

[ztejas 43411]

Need to get the pen working. 

@Pato del Muerto he doesn't suck. 

Edited April 6, 2022 by ztejas

[ClubWhatever 12120]

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Let’s pick that kid up for next year

Would it be tampering for Faltine to just ask him right there at second?

[Levi 2585]

All @ztejaswanted was some Tuesday night Texas baseball tickets but now in return everyone is going to see what he looks like. 

[ClubWhatever 12120]

Hang a star on that one!

[AUS-97HORN 11756]

holy double play batman

[ztejas 43411]

That's why you send from 3rd, RGV. 

[Horny Bull 2759]

Nice DP ends the inning.

[HenryJames 66034]

Odds are even that a pitcher tonight will look like @immamac.

[AUS-97HORN 11756]

this ump loves the low inside pitch as a strike.

[Horny Bull 2759]

Messinger batting .510 in the last 12 games lol

[Pato del Muerto 52484]

Anyone else see their logo as an upside down

?

[HenryJames 66034]

Nice hit. Didn’t try to pull it.

[ztejas 43411]

10 minutes ago, DoneWithit said:

All @ztejaswanted was some Tuesday night Texas baseball tickets but now in return everyone is going to see what he looks like. 

My dick looks way bigger in person. 

[ztejas 43411]

We have taken so many hittable 1st Ks tonight. 

[Cousin Strawberry 1261]

28 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

Of course this thing is from Waco

This dude definitely lived in a trailer behind one of those shitty bars in Lorena.