So you want to be a government agent

[Herbie Hancock 7370]

 

Evidently if you LARP hard enough, they just accept you into their inner circle. Holy. Shit.

 

https://www.khou.com/article/news/local/dc/men-arrested-dc-allegedly-impersonating-federal-agents-for-at-least-two-years/65-afb8cd82-0caa-44c2-8add-8aefc95cbf0e?fbclid=IwAR07IExR_ziOuWkL6HhV6MRcf1mA8Zyw66FSElTW5MS0vHGMRrHRSvWxbpE

 

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Officials claim Taherzadeh and Ali represented themselves as federal agents to numerous people, many of whom are actual members of federal law enforcement. The pair reportedly obtained paraphernalia with official insignias, handguns and assault rifles, all used by federal law enforcement agents. 

Court documents show that Taherzadeh provided members of the United States Secret Service and an employee of DHS with expensive gifts, including rent-free apartments, iPhones, surveillance systems, a drone, a flat-screen television, a case for storing an assault rifle, a generator and law enforcement paraphernalia. 

He also allegedly offered the use of what he called "official government vehicles," and offered to purchase a $2,000 assault rifle for a United States Secret Service Agent who was assigned to the First Lady's protective details. The four agents who received these gifts have been placed on administrative leave pending further investigation

 

Edited April 7, 2022 by Herbie Hancock

[Scheiss Meister 8410]

I'm sure that they are government agents.  The question is which government?

[Armybrat 40873]

A high school friend of Mrs. Brat’s went on to become a Treasury Department Secret Service agent.

In the early 1970s while serving a search warrant in Houston during a big counterfeiting case. he broke down the $5,000 front door of a River Oaks mansion. 
of course it was the wrong address.

[Macanudo 13009]

4 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:

I'm sure that they are government agents.  The question is which government?

And on which planet?

[Atxracer 797]

I have a buddy from college that wanted to be a border patrol agent.  Got turned down because he was arrested in a domestic deal with his girlfriend in college and a prior DWI.  Now, he is a federal judge.  Go figure.  

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

Naaaah, I wanna be a pirate.

[Macanudo 13009]

2 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Naaaah, I wanna be a pirate.

Butt or sailing?

[NeverMarryAStripper 21920]

a sailing butt pirate

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

Butt or sailing?

Sailing, but if there are wenches about ……

[Ten Bears 2483]

2 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Sailing, but if there are wenches about ……

You're going to love Wednesdays.

[RDCanecutter 26465]

2 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

'Tis Sailing, but if there be wenches about ……

fifye

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

45 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

fifye

Arrrrrrrrrrrgh......

[Nivek 16977]

Arrrrrrrrrrrgh......

It’s driving me nuts!