Glitzy Girl Coolers

[Neikea 245]

Perfect for mother's day

20 QT Glitzy Girl Cooler nothing wrong except hydro dip blemishes, some not even really noticeable to someone who doesn't know what leopard spots really look like. 

$190 each or best offer

[Guest Lobo]

You just made my weekend.  I missed you more than you know.  

[Neikea 245]

These are great for women who have been divorced

[Bullneck 19454]

4 hours ago, Neikea said:

These are great for women who have been divorced

Really?  I don't see any "CAUTION: CONTAINS HUMAN ORGANS" stickers.

[Guest Lobo]

Well I'll start by bringing up the obvious.  The pink handles look like eyebrows, the shadow they make look like eyes, the logo badge looks like the nose, and the base indentation looks like the mouth.  The pink handle attachments look like ears.  The top one, the handlebar looks like a headband.  And apparently the top one has some sort of oddly placed third nipple.  

Basically, they look like Daniel Figurelli's bridal party staring back at us to issue a stern warning.  

Edited April 10, 2022 by Lobo

[Fudge Nuggets 19407]

16 hours ago, Neikea said:

$190 each or best offer

$5 for all 3.

[Upgrayedd 5861]

How many USB ports?

[Sbbruin 22082]

OP strikes me as someone who drives around selling stereo equipment out of the back of his van.

[Surly Bevo 25658]

I got a pencil with Jon Voight’s teethmarks in that I will trade you straight up for all three.

[Guest Lobo]

John Voight?  The actor?

[twosheds 378]

No. The dentist.

[Guest Lobo]

You probably think actors should have their own schools...

[Moby Ric 2058]

How many bottles of Yellowtail Shiraz does each hold.

[Trey3216 15450]

14 hours ago, Moby Ric said:

How many bottles of Yellowtail Shiraz does each hold.

3 if you lay them flat, 9 if you dump them in there. 

[Clackles 276]

I think they include these as fitted luggage in some Jeep packages.  The ones that come with eyelashes on the headlights.

[Homercles 10206]

On 4/9/2022 at 5:51 PM, Neikea said:

Perfect for mother's day

20 QT Glitzy Girl Cooler nothing wrong except hydro dip blemishes, some not even really noticeable to someone who doesn't know what leopard spots really look like. 

$190 each or best offer