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https://kjzz.com/news/local/arrest-report-woman-accused-of-killing-cyclists-said-she-was-uncontrollably-defecating

According to the police affidavit, the cyclists were brothers from California who were in Washington City competing in a race. An individual who saw the crash happen said the two were riding in the area of Coral Canyon Boulevard and Telegraph Street just before noon when a Hyundai Genesis swerved into the bike lane and hit them.

Police made contact with the suspect, Julie Ann Budge, 47, who told officers that she was taking multiple medications for several various medical issues, one of which was irritable bowel syndrome. The IBS has been causing her to "defecate on herself without warning," she reported told police.

According to the probable cause statement, Budge told officers she was driving from her home in Hurricane when she "began to uncontrollably defecate on herself while driving, so she swerved," the arresting officer reported.

She reportedly told police she knew she hit the two individuals, but she couldn't get her car to stop.

"A witness at the scene of the accident stated that it appeared that Julie did not have the intention of stopping after hitting the two cyclists," the arresting officer wrote. "The witness stated he followed Julie's vehicle until she pulled over and stopped several hundred yards away from the accident."

She had allegedly been admitted to the hospital the previous day and had been taking Fentanyl through an IV drip, she told police.

Arresting documents state that Budge failed all field sobriety tests.

"At this time, I placed Julie under arrest for suspicion of driving under the influence," according to the arresting officer's report.

Budge was transported to the hospital, where a warrant was issued for a blood draw.

The affidavit states she had been convicted for DUI in 2015.

Budge was arrested on suspicion of two counts of automobile homicide due to criminal negligence, both second-degree felonies; two counts of failure to remain at an accident involving death, both third-degree felonies; and two counts of DUI with serious bodily injury by negligent operation, both third-degree felonies. She is also facing a class B misdemeanor charge of reckless driving and an infraction for improper lane travel.

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11 minutes ago, Chris Dishman's Donut said:

Are we sure that's not Sigourney Weaver?

Sigourney Weaver was a hot piece of ass in her day. Hell, she's still better looking. Here she is in a non-shitstained outfit at the oscars 2 years ago (70 yrs)

Sigourney Weaver Wows in Green Gown For Oscars 2020: Photo 4433525 | 2020 Oscars, Oscars, Sigourney Weaver Pictures | Just Jared

one more for good measure

Sigourney Weaver in Galaxy Quest : r/Spacegirls

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I need some facts here, I probably could be convinced to acquit.  Who doesn’t know the ballon knot piercing pain of a situation like this. I think that could induce temporary insanity.  Plus, I fucking hate roadway bicyclists.  I realize these people were in a bike lane, but still if the prosecution doesn’t strike me fromthe jury. It’s possible.

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5 hours ago, crash_davis said:

oh shit. i should've googled her image. she looks exactly like a person who would shit herself and run over bikers.

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looks like she has years of problems with drugs and alcohol. 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10707965/Two-brothers-filmed-just-killed-driver-uncontrollably-defecating.html

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4 hours ago, Incredulity said:

I need some facts here, I probably could be convinced to acquit.  Who doesn’t know the ballon knot piercing pain of a situation like this. I think that could induce temporary insanity.  Plus, I fucking hate roadway bicyclists.  I realize these people were in a bike lane, but still if the prosecution doesn’t strike me fromthe jury. It’s possible.

Of course you can sympathize, being a complete piece of shit yourself.

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14 hours ago, crash_davis said:

oh shit. i should've googled her image. she looks exactly like a person who would shit herself and run over bikers.

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looks like she has years of problems with drugs and alcohol. 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10707965/Two-brothers-filmed-just-killed-driver-uncontrollably-defecating.html

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5 hours ago, Pig Bellmont said:

The poop thing had to be made up bc she was on drugs/drunk, committed a hit and run, and she needed an excuse, right?

lulz at the thought process in her drug addled brain.....oh fuck, oh fuck, I'm super fucked. And then . . . . 
 

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On 4/11/2022 at 2:37 PM, RamjetFDO said:

KJZZ ... would've expected this out of Collie Station and not Utah.

 

On 4/11/2022 at 3:18 PM, TwiceHorn said:

Am I the only sick fuck that noticed the station is K Jizz?

Yeah should have been KSHZ

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