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I am both disgusted and impressed.

https://www.indiatoday.in/india/story/bengal-monitor-lizard-raped-maharashtra-3-held-sahydari-tiger-reserve-1937027-2022-04-13

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Four people have been arrested for allegedly raping a bengal monitor lizard in the Sahydari Tiger Reserve near Gothane village in Maharashthra. The accused, identified as hunters, allegedly entered the core zone of Sahydari Tiger Reserve in the Gabha area at Gothane and committed the abhorrent crime.

They have been identified as Sandeep Tukram, Pawar Mangesh, Janardhan Kamtekar and Akshay Sunil. The Maharashtra Forest Department checked the mobile phone of the accused and came to know about the incident. The officials found the recording of the act which showed the accused allegedly gang-raping the monitor lizard.

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Just now, crash_davis said:

also, wonder what kind of new STD can be traced back to this event.

STD?  This is basically how Covid started.  Monitor Lizard is 2 steps up from the Pangolin.

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Do you know what I'd have been MORE impressed by?  If they had consensual sex with a monitor lizard.  Because if you can seduce a monitor lizard, you must have serious game. 

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So many questions.

Why? Who's idea? At any point did you consider that this was a terrible idea? Were you watching other dudes bang a lizard? Why not a goat? A lizard? What the fuck?

 

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14 minutes ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

This is sad and I seriously want to know if the lizard is ok, or if it's dead. I loathe people who are mean to animals.

what if they ate the lizard afterwards?

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Ya know....... I don't know what the straw was that broke the camels back in Gods decision to flood the world, and wipe it clean, but I gotta figure gang raping a monitor lizard (fuck, any animal) is probably in somewhere in the same realm.

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17 minutes ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

This is sad and I seriously want to know if the lizard is ok, or if it's dead. I loathe people who are mean to animals.

It's tail broke off, but it should grow back. 

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Just now, Onboard 2.0 said:

Ya know....... I don't know what the straw was that broke the camels back in Gods decision to flood the world, and wipe it clean, but I gotta figure gang raping a monitor lizard (fuck, any animal) is probably in somewhere in the same realm.

sick fucks have been raping dog, cats, and farm animals for a long ass time. it's not just those foreign places either. i could post articles of dudes in the US doing that shit.

but yea, raping a monitor fucking lizard takes the fucking cake. the audacity, mental illness, and conviction...these four dudes are in a league all their own.

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2 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

sick fucks have been raping dog, cats, and farm animals for a long ass time. it's not just those foreign places either. i could post articles of dudes in the US doing that shit.

but yea, raping a monitor fucking lizard takes the fucking cake. the audacity, mental illness, and conviction...these four dudes are in a league all their own.

aggy "animal husbandry" is fucked up but doing it outside the class of mammals seems to be really really fucked up.

 

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11 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

sick fucks have been raping dog, cats, and farm animals for a long ass time. it's not just those foreign places either. i could post articles of dudes in the US doing that shit.

but yea, raping a monitor fucking lizard takes the fucking cake. the audacity, mental illness, and conviction...these four dudes are in a league all their own.

Yeah, the whole sheep, cow, horse fucking thing is disgusting on an infinite number of levels, but this is like infinity times eleventy billion worse in my mind............and yeah the gang rape angle blows what little of my mind is left.

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17 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

sick fucks have been raping dog, cats, and farm animals for a long ass time. it's not just those foreign places either. i could post articles of dudes in the US doing that shit.

but yea, raping a monitor fucking lizard takes the fucking cake. the audacity, mental illness, and conviction...these four dudes are in a league all their own.

"Then one juror leans over to another juror and says 'a good goat'll do that.'"

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10 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

and yeah the gang rape angle blows what little of my mind is left.

This. Were the others like Maynard cheerfully watching Zed in Pulp Fiction?

 

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1 hour ago, dcar00 said:

STD?  This is basically how Covid started.  Monitor Lizard is 2 steps up from the Pangolin.

It's basically a subplot of V:  The Final Battle

 

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4 hours ago, F250 said:

So many questions.

Why? Who's idea? At any point did you consider that this was a terrible idea? Were you watching other dudes bang a lizard? Why not a goat? A lizard? What the fuck?

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Oh, sure.  You read a book, no one calls you a reader.  You help a little old lady across the street, no one says, "There goes the helper!"  But you participate in the gang rape of one monitor lizard, and the whole town yells, "It's Sandeep the lizard fucker!" when you walk by.

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2 hours ago, Upgrayedd said:

I'm going to need to know if the lizard was dressed provocatively before I can really offer an opinion.

Skin tight lizard print body suit. It's like she was asking for it.

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15 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Yeah, the whole sheep, cow, horse fucking thing is disgusting on an infinite number of levels, but this is like infinity times eleventy billion worse in my mind............and yeah the gang rape angle blows what little of my mind is left.

Good point. I mean the livestock don’t move to College Station unless they’re looking for a good time. And those sheep gettin’ sheared? They know what they want.

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