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Posted
2 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Can you imagine being so desperate that sloppy 4ths with a lizard sounds like a good idea?

Think about having to be the poor lizardfucker holding that things mouth shut 

Posted
54 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I going to go out on a limb and speculate that drinking might have been involved

Drinking ?  I love drinking, don’t go dragging drinking in here !!!  

Posted

Lol I sent this article to a friend last night, I woke up to a “are you fucking kidding me? A Midnight lizard rape text?” I think he was serious. I’m glad I’m not the only one with questions. Surly, where the “wtf?” bar is always higher than yours (and you can ask questions) 

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Posted
18 hours ago, F250 said:

So many questions.

Why? Who's idea? At any point did you consider that this was a terrible idea? Were you watching other dudes bang a lizard? Why not a goat? A lizard? What the fuck?

 

Well first of all you've got to be locked in.  You can't half-ass sex with a monitor lizard.  No sir.

You've gotta want it.  

Then you come up with a plan.  And it's gotta be fucking solid.  Not some Putin 3day war bullshit.  I'm talking Oceans 11 quality. 

I assume there is some slight of hand involved and maybe a chicken carcass. 

However, those are all guesses. 

Unfortunately, I was able to find a site  (how is this fucking thing hasn't been shut down yet is beyond me) with people who get off on this kind of shit.

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Posted
18 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Well first of all you've got to be locked in.  You can't half-ass sex with a monitor lizard.  No sir.

You've gotta want it.  

Then you come up with a plan.  And it's gotta be fucking solid.  Not some Putin 3day war bullshit.  I'm talking Oceans 11 quality. 

I assume there is some slight of hand involved and maybe a chicken carcass. 

However, those are all guesses. 

Unfortunately, I was able to find a site  (how is this fucking thing hasn't been shut down yet is beyond me) with people who get off on this kind of shit.

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You sick fuck with that link

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Posted
20 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Well first of all you've got to be locked in.  You can't half-ass sex with a monitor lizard.  No sir.

You've gotta want it.  

Then you come up with a plan.  And it's gotta be fucking solid.  Not some Putin 3day war bullshit.  I'm talking Oceans 11 quality. 

I assume there is some slight of hand involved and maybe a chicken carcass. 

However, those are all guesses. 

Unfortunately, I was able to find a site  (how is this fucking thing hasn't been shut down yet is beyond me) with people who get off on this kind of shit.

NSFW

 

yeah, I wouldn't click that with your ISP.

 

 

Posted
1 hour ago, CHIEF said:

This is just cold blooded.

CHIEF

 

The preferred nomenclature is "exothermic", Dude.

 

 

1 hour ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

Lol I sent this article to a friend last night, I woke up to a “are you fucking kidding me? A Midnight lizard rape text?” I think he was serious. I’m glad I’m not the only one with questions. Surly, where the “wtf?” bar is always higher than yours (and you can ask questions) 

 

motto worthy @immamac (with or without the italicized parenthetical)

 

 

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Posted
14 hours ago, Superhero said:

Skin tight lizard print body suit. It's like she was asking for it.

You know more than you're letting on. I didn't see the sex of the monitor mentioned in any of the reports. Goddamned lizard fucker.

Posted
21 hours ago, crash_davis said:

also, wonder what kind of new STD can be traced back to this event.

Yeah, familiar story.  It's most likely a cover for a US funded lab gone rogue, accidentally releasing monitor lizard herpes to the general public.

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Posted
2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Yeah, familiar story.  It's most likely a cover for a US funded lab gone rogue, accidentally releasing monitor lizard herpes to the general public.

jimmy knows what's up.

WAKE UP, SHEEPLE.

Posted
Well first of all you've got to be locked in.  You can't half-ass sex with a monitor lizard.  No sir.
You've gotta want it.  
Then you come up with a plan.  And it's gotta be fucking solid.  Not some Putin 3day war bullshit.  I'm talking Oceans 11 quality. 
I assume there is some slight of hand involved and maybe a chicken carcass. 
However, those are all guesses. 
Unfortunately, I was able to find a site  (how is this fucking thing hasn't been shut down yet is beyond me) with people who get off on this kind of shit.
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That’s some awful specific posting there sir.
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Posted
13 hours ago, Post Oak said:

Well first of all you've got to be locked in.  You can't half-ass sex with a monitor lizard.  No sir.

You've gotta want it.  

Then you come up with a plan.  And it's gotta be fucking solid.  Not some Putin 3day war bullshit.  I'm talking Oceans 11 quality. 

I assume there is some slight of hand involved and maybe a chicken carcass. 

However, those are all guesses. 

Unfortunately, I was able to find a site  (how is this fucking thing hasn't been shut down yet is beyond me) with people who get off on this kind of shit.

NSFW

Not sure why the lack of love.  This is gold Jerry!

Posted
7 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

Afterplay?

After 4 nasty lizard fuckers busted in it? You know it looked like this to at least one of them

Hungry Food GIF by Yandy.com

Posted
So many questions.
Why? Who's idea? At any point did you consider that this was a terrible idea? Were you watching other dudes bang a lizard? Why not a goat? A lizard? What the fuck?
 
Prolly late to the party, but how does one fuck a lizard? That's my first question after, Why would you want to fuck a lizard?
Posted
1 minute ago, Born to Run said:
On 4/13/2022 at 3:35 PM, F250 said:
So many questions.
Why? Who's idea? At any point did you consider that this was a terrible idea? Were you watching other dudes bang a lizard? Why not a goat? A lizard? What the fuck?
 

Prolly late to the party, but how does one fuck a lizard? That's my first question after, Why would you want to fuck a lizard?

Kind of gives new meaning to being a little lizard dick fucker.

Posted
Oh, sure.  You read a book, no one calls you a reader.  You help a little old lady across the street, no one says, "There goes the helper!"  But you participate in the gang rape of one monitor lizard, and the whole town yells, "It's Sandeep the lizard fucker!" when you walk by.
Ah the tale of McGillicutty is an old tale. You fuck a goat one time!
Posted
3 hours ago, Born to Run said:
On 4/13/2022 at 3:35 PM, F250 said:
Why would you want to fuck a lizard?

In a world full of slutty porcupines, you have to think of your health. 

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