Stranded dolphin dies after Texas beach goers try to ride it

[The Maestro 750]

Surly rides again?  Yea Texas. 
 

 

[Guest]

I much prefer the stories where bears or bison/ elk/ etc fuck people up because they tried to get the perfect selfie.

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

We are a disease.

[BigHorn'13 3363]

Was that wrong? 

/s Jim McElwain

[hookemATL 11725]

At least they didn’t try to fuck it. We are making progress, one avoidable instance of group beastiality at a time. Go America!

[freyguy 4269]

Unfortunately, the animal likely beached itself due to accumulation of microplastics in its system.  Doomed to die anyway

[DaggerHorns 3085]

9 minutes ago, freyguy said:

Unfortunately, the animal likely beached itself due to accumulation of microplastics in its system.  Doomed to die anyway

Solid point. We killed it before we actually killed it.

[washparkhorn 9939]

Texas, our Texas. All hail the mighty State. 

[The Maestro 750]

Shit like this and we’re gaining on Florida 

[bschoolprof 6252]

It looks like they tried to help it, best they knew how. Sure, they tried to go for a little ride, but they were mostly helping.

[52-80 19154]

53 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

At least they didn’t try to fuck it. We are making progress, one avoidable instance of group beastiality at a time. Go America!

What if it had been dressing all sexy like

[F250 28772]

2 hours ago, hookemATL said:

At least they didn’t try to fuck it. We are making progress, one avoidable instance of group beastiality at a time. Go America!

In Texas dolphin fucks you.

 

[ClubWhatever 12140]

2 hours ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

We are a disease.

What’s the cure?

[millhouse 2604]

Randymarsh_angrydolphin_mspaint.jpg

[Js1 85325]

1 hour ago, The Maestro said:

Shit like this and we’re gaining on Florida 

Like someone said, they didn’t try to fuck it so we have a long way to go to catch up to Florida 

[Neonmoon 38129]

1 minute ago, ClubWhatever said:

What’s the cure?

[ClubWhatever 12140]

Just now, Neonmoon said:

But that kills everything else except roaches. 

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2652]

i refuse to believe this is real. are we sure it wasn’t a bunch of drunks trying their best to move it to deeper water? 

[Colonel Sanders 1336]

[davidg 4037]

Unfortunately, the animal likely beached itself due to accumulation of microplastics in its system.  Doomed to die anyway

Probably an obstruction in its blowhole.

[NorthLoop 14196]

1 hour ago, ClubWhatever said:

What’s the cure?

Putin

[Deej 76772]

aggy on a field trip or something?

[F250 28772]

1 hour ago, davidg said:

Probably an obstruction in its blowhole.

 

[davidg 4037]

 

Is that a Titleist?

[Gatorubet 30237]

3 hours ago, davidg said:

Probably an obstruction in its blowhole.

In the limited visibility of the water near breaking waves it may have looked like a slutty Komodo.

[Bigbend1812 12915]

6 hours ago, freyguy said:

Unfortunately, the animal likely beached itself due to accumulation of microplastics in its system.  Doomed to die anyway

So like us all.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

6 hours ago, hookemATL said:

At least they didn’t try to fuck it. 

And that's already happened to a dolphin....

[Wally Fairway 5548]

7 hours ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

We are a disease.

[TexasEd 8066]

4 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

What’s the cure?

[clapclapclap 9000]

6 hours ago, bschoolprof said:

It looks like they tried to help it, best they knew how. Sure, they tried to go for a little ride, but they were mostly helping.

Or maybe it wasn't Texans.  Note how CBS hid the faces.

 

Edited April 16, 2022 by clapclapclap

[Your Mom 4805]

Your average Texas beach-goer has been giving Oklahoma and Florida a run for their money for quite some time now.  Every time I go down there I’m surprised at how much pure trash is cruising the beach compared to the last time. 

[wild_turkey 3159]

What’s the cure?

Covid-25

[Pescado_Rojo 19416]

 Quintana Beach is the West Virginia of Texas beaches. 

[burntorangebongos 10710]

Goddammit! 

[Superhero 8830]

7 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

What’s the cure?

Another plague.

One that kills the ignorant?

Oh wait.

[Bigbend1812 12915]

7 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

What’s the cure?

[Deej 76772]

54 minutes ago, Your Mom said:

Your average Texas beach-goer has been giving Oklahoma and Florida a run for their money for quite some time now.  Every time I go down there I’m surprised at how much pure trash is cruising the beach compared to the last time. 

It's appropriate, since our beaches are trash.

[South Austin 52494]

7 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

What’s the cure?

[MissingInAction 25068]

When is the next variant due?

[Degenerate Gardner 4085]

8 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

What’s the cure?

 

[Newdoc 3440]

1 hour ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

 Quintana Beach is the West Virginia of Texas beaches. 

This. I read the beach detailed in the story and was not surprised. 

[Superhero 8830]

1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

When is the next variant due?

Don't know. But can it selectively deadly to only those who don't get vaccinated?

[atomheartbevo 89659]

4 hours ago, Your Mom said:

Your average Texas beach-goer has been giving Oklahoma and Florida a run for their money for quite some time now.  Every time I go down there I’m surprised at how much pure trash is cruising the beach compared to the last time. 

3 hours ago, Deej said:

It's appropriate, since our beaches are trash.

This is why the Margarittaville planned 55+ communities will succeed. There’s a shitload of people who want the “beach lifestyle” with having to deal with all of the trash that hangs out at the actual beach.  

[Paco 1934]

Your average Texas beach-goer has been giving Oklahoma and Florida a run for their money for quite some time now.  Every time I go down there I’m surprised at how much pure trash is cruising the beach compared to the last time. 

Hey fuck you!

[fattyflattie 4639]

5 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

 Quintana Beach is the West Virginia of Texas beaches. 

Hey now.  It used to be a quaint, 4x4 only  access to the MOB, bonfire having, coming of age fucking free for all. With NO (none, nada, zilch) law enforcement patrol. The trash went to Surfside. 

[StruggleBus 3922]

Fuck dolphins. Hated them since my wade fishing experience in Laguna Madre back in ‘94. Velociraptors of the sea, man. 

[Paco 1934]

Fuck dolphins. Hated them since my wade fishing experience in Laguna Madre back in ‘94. Velociraptors of the sea, man. 

Nothing more exciting than one of those fuckers bumping your stringer out in St Charles Bay

[gernblansten 3197]

14 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

What’s the cure?

[WhatTheBuck 28779]

16 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

What’s the cure?

[52-80 19154]

5 hours ago, StruggleBus said:

Fuck dolphins.