We're 59th in World Penis Size. USA! USA!

[phdhorn 6224]

From that crucial staple of important news, the Sun... too ripe for easy jokes, so I'll just get to the point (pun intended, check out the chart):

American men’s penises are only the 59th biggest in the world, study finds – beaten by Haitians, Australians & French
Chris Bradford
David Jarvis
4:49 ET, Apr 18 2022

Updated: 12:38 ET, Apr 18 2022
AMERICAN men’s penises are only the 59^th biggest in the world, a study reveals
The average length of 5.35 inches is shorter than their Haitian, French, and Aussie counterparts"

American men have shorter penises than their French and Australian counterparts, a survey reveals

 

But the US ranks above the UK, according to the poll

The poll, of 86 nations, revealed that French men’s genitals are 6.20 inches in length, while Australia ranks 43rd at 5.6
Men in Haiti have an average penis size of 6.30 inches when erect, according to the data.'
Ecuadorian men apparently have the biggest penises, at an average of 6.93 inches, while the smallest can be found in Cambodia at just 3.95 inches long when erect.
Men in the US narrowly beat those in the UK as the average size recorded was 5.17 inches.

https://www.the-sun.com/news/5145341/american-men-penis-size-beaten-by-australians-french/

[Macanudo 13018]

I DO NOT want to see the research on this.  

Nope.  Nope.  Nope.  

[atomheartbevo 89842]

What in the fuck?

I thought when they said the US has on average a small penis, that they were talking like not even 7 inches.

But less than 6 inches or even 5 1/2 inches?  Get those micro penises out of here.

[F250 28826]

Cambodia.

[Gatorubet 30324]

[po elvis 2080]

Ecuadorian prisons are a bitch.

[Blotto 23585]

Quote

Online pharmacy From Mars analyzed Google data from 86 countries to come up with the findings.

Sounds legit. 

[ztejas 43549]

We were 65th before they got my results. 

[staboner 4988]

damn. the Khmer Spouge

 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21965]

Well this makes me feel better

[Dutchrudder 11154]

More like Ecuadong, amirite?

[52-80 19271]

[Post Oak 20291]

Fucking futureman bringing down our average.

[Enchubben 5512]

Retirement homes in Ecuador and Cameroon - Bob Stoops goggle search history

[Judge Roybeanbag 11821]

5.35 inches?  In a row?

['stache 21892]

We Ecuadorians already knew this, puny Americans.

[South Austin 52634]

[DigglerontheHoof 21260]

I can only do so much, people. 

[Texzilla58 4745]

Why didn’t they also measure girth? A 6.9 inch dick is useless if it’s a pencil dick. Ladies like volume.

And fuck those French noodle dick surrender monkeys. Less than half own a toothbrush.

[Pato del Muerto 52623]

Fewer

[Texzilla58 4745]

Why didn’t they also measure girth? A 6.9 inch dick is useless if it’s a pencil dick. Ladies like volume.

And fuck those French noodle dick surrender monkeys. Less than half own a toothbrush.

[F250 28826]

5 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:

Why didn’t they also measure girth? A 6.9 inch dick is useless if it’s a pencil dick. Ladies like volume.

And fuck those French noodle dick surrender monkeys. Less than half own a toothbrush.

lulz

You are starting to sound like George.

[strangulation! 1716]

[alincoln 2385]

25 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:

Why didn’t they also measure girth? A 6.9 inch dick is useless if it’s a pencil dick. Ladies like volume.

[BabaYaga 15331]

['stache 21892]

I take it most of you know about shrinkage?

[Kel Varnsen 8542]

[Pescado_Rojo 19439]

Well, this explains my ex-wife's girls trip to Ecuador. 

[Underdog 28800]

Get to work, 'murica...

 

[demos 3012]

Maybe Tucker Carlson is right.

[demos 3012]

Double post.

[Bevo 13601]

58th baby, depending on what happens with Russia.

[butthurt 1531]

https://youtu.be/133UlXRYIeg

[butthurt 1531]

 

[Deej 76969]

I blame the Asian immigrants.

[RDCanecutter 26476]

9 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Fewer

Moins que

[Pescado_Rojo 19439]

39 minutes ago, Deej said:

I blame the Asian immigrants.

Almost 158,000 Cambodians gained entry into the United States between 1975 and 1994, mainly as refugees but with a smaller number as immigrants and “humanitarian parolees.” Cambodian ethnic communities sprang up on American soil, many of them in locations chosen by the U.S. Office of Refugee Resettlement.

https://oxfordre.com/americanhistory/view/10.1093/acrefore/9780199329175.001.0001/acrefore-9780199329175-e-317#:~:text=Almost 158%2C000 Cambodians gained entry,U.S. Office of Refugee Resettlement.

[MissingInAction 25211]

That explains all the lifted trucks with coal blowers and Punisher stickers.

[futureman 22555]

15 hours ago, Post Oak said:

Fucking futureman bringing down our average.

you think about my dick almost as much as your wife does. 

[DaggerHorns 3102]

I don’t recall getting measured by anyone.

[KYHorn 17206]

16 hours ago, Post Oak said:

Fucking futureman bringing down our average.

Why, did yours shrink afterwards or something? 

[Guest]

I bet we're not 59th in size of ass.

[futureman 22555]

Just now, slorch said:

I bet we're not 59th in size of ass.

that’s some hard truth. 

[TKthunder2 4999]

Are we just taking France at their word on this study?  I call bullshit.

[Quagmire 2147]

Everyone post their dicks in here to prove them wrong

[Earl Haffler 597]

12 minutes ago, Quagmire said:

Everyone post their dicks in here to prove them wrong

[52-80 19271]

17 minutes ago, Quagmire said:

Everyone post their dicks in here to prove them wrong

 

[Bevo 13601]

19 minutes ago, Quagmire said:

Everyone post their dicks in here to prove them wrong

[Jerry Callo 8744]

 

[Armybrat 40931]

11 hours ago, DaggerHorns said:

I don’t recall getting measured by anyone.

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