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  On 8/12/2022 at 7:26 PM, horn4life said:

I'll be honest.  The only real crime I ever committed on a person's property was parking in the C parking lot out near the edge of Red River.  There used to be a dead end up against into a dirt berm where it was not yet connected to the other road.  So a person could parallel park down at the ends.  Well I come out of a final and some fucking asshole  in a VW just parked between myself and the other parallel parked vehicle blocking us both into the dead end, and I managed to jump the curb do about an 18 point back and forth while climbing the dirt berm to get my car out without hitting anyone else's.  

Once I got clear, I then went to my trunk and found an old carpet knife that was for some reason in my small tool kit.  I went over and after some effort with the dull knife I punctured the right rear tire.  I started walking back to my car and thought, "Fuck YOU!"  Went back over and punctured the left rear tire.  No way that fucker was just gonna put on a spare and drive home.  

I am sure now I would not do it, as with cameras everywhere...  IF that was your VW.... still fuck you!

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Next time just cut the valve stems.  Much lower property damage, and just as effective.

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  On 8/12/2022 at 4:41 PM, Dbeasy said:

I went to school with a guy who became a UT police officer and then became an Austin police officer. He ended up murdering his best friend and is in jail for life. I don’t know the lesson of the story. 

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Don't murder your friends?

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He needs an NIL deal from the Parking Spot. He could show up in yellow and black and be on all the shuttles at the airport. Someone needs to make this happen

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Posted
  On 8/12/2022 at 7:18 PM, TexasTroll said:
When you gamble sometimes you win
most times you lose.
the best know when to cut their loses.

Looky here…we got us a poor man’s Kenny Rogers
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Posted
  On 8/12/2022 at 7:59 PM, Knoxtnhorn said:
Gee.  I hope Hall makes enough in NIL to be able to foot the $600.

As word would have it, that’s kind of the thinking for our players. They just park illegally and pay the fines (although I guess he forgot the important part of that process). It could all be fixed if the school/AD would just give them parking permits, but apparently parking is our golden cow and we just can’t afford to lose that income stream
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Posted
  On 8/12/2022 at 4:41 PM, Dbeasy said:

I went to school with a guy who became a UT police officer and then became an Austin police officer. He ended up murdering his best friend and is in jail for life. I don’t know the lesson of the story. 

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Knowing you fucked this guys’ life up?

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  On 8/12/2022 at 7:26 PM, horn4life said:

I'll be honest.  The only real crime I ever committed on a person's property was parking in the C parking lot out near the edge of Red River.  There used to be a dead end up against into a dirt berm where it was not yet connected to the other road.  So a person could parallel park down at the ends.  Well I come out of a final and some fucking asshole  in a VW just parked between myself and the other parallel parked vehicle blocking us both into the dead end, and I managed to jump the curb do about an 18 point back and forth while climbing the dirt berm to get my car out without hitting anyone else's.  

Once I got clear, I then went to my trunk and found an old carpet knife that was for some reason in my small tool kit.  I went over and after some effort with the dull knife I punctured the right rear tire.  I started walking back to my car and thought, "Fuck YOU!"  Went back over and punctured the left rear tire.  No way that fucker was just gonna put on a spare and drive home.  

I am sure now I would not do it, as with cameras everywhere...  IF that was your VW.... still fuck you!

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Tell me it was Rabbit Cabriolet….

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  On 8/12/2022 at 3:37 PM, billfromlaketravis said:

I got booted at UT. Parking police are Nazis in different uniforms. 

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'Member that thread on TOS that Esque started complaining about getting a parking ticket for taking up more than one space because his truck was too big?  

It was hysterical to see everyone supporting UT Parking and calling him a dumbass.

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  On 8/13/2022 at 12:31 AM, Beau Vine said:

'Member that thread on TOS that Esque started complaining about getting a parking ticket for taking up more than one space because his truck was too big?  

It was hysterical to see everyone supporting UT Parking and calling him a dumbass.

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Hahaha. Or remember that time on TOS when there was a tow truck driver that was maiming and murdering people by throwing rocks off the bridge onto cars on I-35? What a fun fucking time!

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  On 8/13/2022 at 12:36 AM, Hornlover said:

Hahaha. Or remember that time on TOS when there was a tow truck driver that was maiming and murdering people by throwing rocks off the bridge onto cars on I-35? What a fun fucking time!

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Wasn’t the only way that pederast got his rocks off. 

Posted
  On 8/12/2022 at 10:29 PM, SquishMitten said:


As word would have it, that’s kind of the thinking for our players. They just park illegally and pay the fines (although I guess he forgot the important part of that process). It could all be fixed if the school/AD would just give them parking permits, but apparently parking is our golden cow and we just can’t afford to lose that income stream

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As word would have it?

Golden cow?

Are you doing a bit?

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