2022 Transfer WR Agiye Hall

[Fondren & Main 6721]

13 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Fify

[cafe society 2871]

1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

RIP Hamilton's career

351

52

78

8

30

51

.222

.303

.665

 
Those are his stats for the Portland Sea Dogs, Boston's AA affiliate.  8 HR, 30 RBI, 51 SB.   His defense remains tremendous.

 

 

[Big Woodrows 4200]

 

[Sgt Hulk 13750]

Christ this kid already 

[Lhorn 4914]

Crap!!

[perfectchaos007 6671]

Well suspended leaves a little more wiggle room than “dismissed from the program” at least. Maybe his time at Texas isn’t finished, but it’s on life support 

[Dr. Teeth 5845]

Sets up perfectly for a Sark pep talk right before the Bama game. 

[HtownHorn 14691]

11 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Well suspended leaves a little more wiggle room than “dismissed from the program” at least. Maybe his time at Texas isn’t finished, but it’s on life support 

Yep. Sark has consulted with Dean Wormer.

[TexasTroll 454]

When you gamble sometimes you win

most times you lose.

the best know when to cut their loses.

[horn4life 3761]

I'll be honest.  The only real crime I ever committed on a person's property was parking in the C parking lot out near the edge of Red River.  There used to be a dead end up against into a dirt berm where it was not yet connected to the other road.  So a person could parallel park down at the ends.  Well I come out of a final and some fucking asshole  in a VW just parked between myself and the other parallel parked vehicle blocking us both into the dead end, and I managed to jump the curb do about an 18 point back and forth while climbing the dirt berm to get my car out without hitting anyone else's.  

Once I got clear, I then went to my trunk and found an old carpet knife that was for some reason in my small tool kit.  I went over and after some effort with the dull knife I punctured the right rear tire.  I started walking back to my car and thought, "Fuck YOU!"  Went back over and punctured the left rear tire.  No way that fucker was just gonna put on a spare and drive home.  

I am sure now I would not do it, as with cameras everywhere...  IF that was your VW.... still fuck you!

[MichaelDicksonFanClub 2904]

[jeevsie 3734]

Do the olds have to ask for a translation every time??

(That's Hall's handle)

[LTtxfan 49207]

FBD

[Dr. Teeth 5845]

We need a Parking NIL. 

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

30 minutes ago, horn4life said:

I'll be honest.  The only real crime I ever committed on a person's property was parking in the C parking lot out near the edge of Red River.  There used to be a dead end up against into a dirt berm where it was not yet connected to the other road.  So a person could parallel park down at the ends.  Well I come out of a final and some fucking asshole  in a VW just parked between myself and the other parallel parked vehicle blocking us both into the dead end, and I managed to jump the curb do about an 18 point back and forth while climbing the dirt berm to get my car out without hitting anyone else's.  

Once I got clear, I then went to my trunk and found an old carpet knife that was for some reason in my small tool kit.  I went over and after some effort with the dull knife I punctured the right rear tire.  I started walking back to my car and thought, "Fuck YOU!"  Went back over and punctured the left rear tire.  No way that fucker was just gonna put on a spare and drive home.  

I am sure now I would not do it, as with cameras everywhere...  IF that was your VW.... still fuck you!

Next time just cut the valve stems.  Much lower property damage, and just as effective.

[UDontKnow 10447]

17 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

 

[Tex-19 2872]

 

[Knoxtnhorn 5997]

Gee.  I hope Hall makes enough in NIL to be able to foot the $600.

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

1 minute ago, Tex-19 said:

 

Dude needs to stick around so he can learn the difference between their and there

[perfectchaos007 6671]

Thats UTPD for you. I remember  My Moooove in freshman year, the meter Nazis were circling Jester just waiting to ticket cars the moment that they weren’t parked legally. 

[futureman 22469]

3 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Dude needs to stick around so he can learn the difference between their and there

he needs to stick around because we need to win more games.  

[Vito Andolini 9126]

Quote

cops pulled him over, and booted his car.  From what I was told he was free to leave but instead of leavening he pulled a crowbar 

Did he at yeast get a good look at the incident?

[Tex-19 2872]

3 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

I went to school with a guy who became a UT police officer and then became an Austin police officer. He ended up murdering his best friend and is in jail for life. I don’t know the lesson of the story. 

Don't murder your friends?

Edited August 12, 2022 by Tex-19

[LTtxfan 49207]

 

[Harvdog 2288]

He needs an NIL deal from the Parking Spot. He could show up in yellow and black and be on all the shuttles at the airport. Someone needs to make this happen

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

4 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

He needs an NIL deal from the Parking Spot. He could show up in yellow and black and be on all the shuttles at the airport. Someone needs to make this happen

I'm a bigger fan of Rapid Park

[Hank Scorpio 17729]

Based on what I know about Hall I think there’s a good chance any charge they throw at him will be dropped. 

[Shaggyhorn 641]

Based on what I know about Hall I think there’s a good chance any charge they throw at him will be dropped. 

You’re implying something. I’m just not sure what that is.

[Bigbend1812 12918]

36 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Based on what I know about Hall I think there’s a good chance any charge they throw at him will be dropped. 

[texasdago 7573]

NIL candidate anyone?

[MirrOlure 14787]

When you gamble sometimes you win
most times you lose.
the best know when to cut their loses.

Looky here…we got us a poor man’s Kenny Rogers

[SquishMitten 10408]

Gee.  I hope Hall makes enough in NIL to be able to foot the $600.

As word would have it, that’s kind of the thinking for our players. They just park illegally and pay the fines (although I guess he forgot the important part of that process). It could all be fixed if the school/AD would just give them parking permits, but apparently parking is our golden cow and we just can’t afford to lose that income stream

[TheRealRonWeaver? 1258]

[ShowmeyourTDs 1141]

What’s next a water ballon escape?

[Ignatius 4017]

6 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

I went to school with a guy who became a UT police officer and then became an Austin police officer. He ended up murdering his best friend and is in jail for life. I don’t know the lesson of the story. 

Knowing you fucked this guys’ life up?

[Ignatius 4017]

3 hours ago, horn4life said:

I'll be honest.  The only real crime I ever committed on a person's property was parking in the C parking lot out near the edge of Red River.  There used to be a dead end up against into a dirt berm where it was not yet connected to the other road.  So a person could parallel park down at the ends.  Well I come out of a final and some fucking asshole  in a VW just parked between myself and the other parallel parked vehicle blocking us both into the dead end, and I managed to jump the curb do about an 18 point back and forth while climbing the dirt berm to get my car out without hitting anyone else's.  

Once I got clear, I then went to my trunk and found an old carpet knife that was for some reason in my small tool kit.  I went over and after some effort with the dull knife I punctured the right rear tire.  I started walking back to my car and thought, "Fuck YOU!"  Went back over and punctured the left rear tire.  No way that fucker was just gonna put on a spare and drive home.  

I am sure now I would not do it, as with cameras everywhere...  IF that was your VW.... still fuck you!

Tell me it was Rabbit Cabriolet….

[Dbeasy 15053]

2 hours ago, Tex-19 said:

Don't murder your friends?

No that’s not it. 

[bad_teammate 13208]

1 hour ago, Ignatius said:

Tell me it was Rabbit Cabriolet….

the slut basket

A Classic

[Beau Vine 54246]

8 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I got booted at UT. Parking police are Nazis in different uniforms. 

'Member that thread on TOS that Esque started complaining about getting a parking ticket for taking up more than one space because his truck was too big?  

It was hysterical to see everyone supporting UT Parking and calling him a dumbass.

[Hornlover 8830]

3 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

'Member that thread on TOS that Esque started complaining about getting a parking ticket for taking up more than one space because his truck was too big?  

It was hysterical to see everyone supporting UT Parking and calling him a dumbass.

Hahaha. Or remember that time on TOS when there was a tow truck driver that was maiming and murdering people by throwing rocks off the bridge onto cars on I-35? What a fun fucking time!

[Deej 76811]

Unless this kid can play linebacker effectively, who gives a fuck?

[texifornia 56977]

14 minutes ago, Deej said:

Unless this kid can play defensive end effectively, who gives a fuck?

fify

[SimkinsMan 4387]

At least we know Hall can run the wheel route.

[WBT 20586]

where's txtow when you need him?

Spoiler

Prison.  He's in prison.

 

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3868]

Not sure which is funnier; buying a $600 boot or that a college kid defeated a boot UTPD spent $600 on?

[Tex Pete 20357]

3 hours ago, Hornlover said:

Hahaha. Or remember that time on TOS when there was a tow truck driver that was maiming and murdering people by throwing rocks off the bridge onto cars on I-35? What a fun fucking time!

Wasn’t the only way that pederast got his rocks off. 

[BornAndRaised 12289]

[Bigbend1812 12918]

On 8/11/2022 at 10:23 PM, JesusSweatDuck said:

Fuck you Chip Brown

Always down for a "Fuck You, Chip Brown". 

[TrashMaster G 17558]

14 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

As word would have it, that’s kind of the thinking for our players. They just park illegally and pay the fines (although I guess he forgot the important part of that process). It could all be fixed if the school/AD would just give them parking permits, but apparently parking is our golden cow and we just can’t afford to lose that income stream

As word would have it?

Golden cow?

Are you doing a bit?

[Bigbend1812 12918]

5 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

As word would have it?

Golden cow?

Are you doing a bit?