This months Trial of the Century Depp v Heard

[McFly 606]

Horrible?! I’d like to admit into evidence 

[Cheeseweasel 26439]

Oscar moment.

[Trey3216 15452]

3 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Seems as good a place as any to put the most outrageous exception to the "undefeated" trope I know...Houston Press dd this story and this this rouble couple. Dede had ben to jail about three times for DV but they kept getting bac together. And once more things reached a head.

"Oh honey," the woman said. Its too bad you don't have  tape recorder. Because You know hat I am m going to do. I am going to bet myself up, clll he cops, and ell them you did it, again, just like all those other times before."

She went on to relate her ways in clssic Bond Villian style. More details of her prior escapades. How she had his nuts in a vise, again, and how it would always be this way. I think she he even paused to cackle maniacally once or twice.

Nevertheless, the dude split. And she did just like she said. She prepared another sob story and beat her own ass.

But this time, the dude had taped the whole thing. All of it. 

Defeated.

Little early to be drinking this heavily.  

[huge 3831]

39 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Little early to be drinking this heavily.  

speak for yourself

[JesusSweatDuck 18113]

1 hour ago, Trey3216 said:

Little early to be drinking this heavily.  

Can't drink all day unless you start in the morning

[Nicole44 22315]

[MrBig 5638]

Great logic here

 

[Cheeseweasel 26439]

Holy shit. Not only is she a horrible actress, but she's a moron.

[mchookem 16768]

56 minutes ago, MrBig said:

Great logic here

 

 

[chainsaw 10292]

2 hours ago, MrBig said:

Great logic here

 

This is a very aggy response.

[MrBig 5638]

5 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Holy shit. Not only is she a horrible actress, but she's a moron.

She thought she landed a zinger but it was crickets. I would have loved to see the reporter’s face when she gave the “scissors for fingers” line.

[Brisketexan 106899]

9 minutes ago, MrBig said:

She thought she landed a zinger but it was crickets. I would have loved to see the reporter’s face when she gave the “scissors for fingers” line.

If you thought that moment was awkward, you should have heard the edited-out comment she made about Edward Penishands.

[Nicole44 22315]

Just a hot mess of an interview. Now I realize Savannah’s husband worked as a consultant for Depp’s team and she disclosed that to Amber and the public…and I didn’t think she was that hard on her. The way she twists the “I didn’t punch you! I hit you” shit…dayum. I bet she is so frustrating to be around in real life. Not one thing is her fault. 
 

Also, I thought she just wanted to move on and be left alone and for Depp to leave her alone. That’s why she’s on a publicity tour then telling us Edward Scissorhands isn’t real…what’s next telling us Depp isn’t really a pirate. What a turd she truly is…

Edited June 14, 2022 by Nicole44

[totallynotabuttpirate 5484]

Other than the pooping problem, seems like she'd be pretty fun in bed. 

[mchookem 16768]

2 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

Just a hot mess of an interview. Now I realize Savannah’s husband worked as a consultant for Depp’s team and she disclosed that to Amber and the public…and I didn’t think she was that hard on her. The way she twists the “I didn’t punch you! I hit you” shit…dayum. I bet she is so frustrating to be around in real life. Not one thing is her fault. 
 

Also, I thought she just wanted to move on and be left alone and for Depp to leave her alone. That’s why she’s on a publicity tour then telling us Edward Scissorhands isn’t real…what’s next telling us Depp isn’t really a pirate. What a turd she truly is…

omg she really is a terrible actress 😆 i'd honestly never seen her act... this is funny!

Ted Cruz-level delivery /#noCR

Edited June 15, 2022 by mchookem

[MrBig 5638]

I can imagine Amber practicing this line all day thinking it was gold, just like George Costanza and his “jerk store” comeback.

 

 

 

[Harrison Bergeron 1798]

If there is maybe a morsel of good from

this Idiocracy it might be a few realized how stupid are "experts" and "twitter."

[Cheeseweasel 26439]

13 hours ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Other than the pooping problem, seems like she'd be pretty fun in bed. 

Other than?

[phdhorn 6225]

Johnny Depp otta sue Savannah Guthrie for defaming journalism.

The only thing missing were the traditional NBC figure skating soft lenses and weepy music.

Fortunately I could bear about 30 seconds of each day, reminded myself, "why am I watching this shit?" and turn it off for Andy Griffith or something.

 

[The Dog 44861]

amber needs to shut up.

[Laxtonto 13302]

Well one of the good things out of all of this is that any thought of Depp being "nice" and doing a secondary settlement to absolve the monetary judgment against AH is probably dead now.

 

This is all about trying to rehab her image for everyone who never watched any of the trial. The "what about"-ism of both AH and her attorney is pathetic and only works if the reader or viewer wants to have a justification to feel better about AH instead of having a facts-based viewpoint.

It is almost like this is a PR hail mary not to sway the view of people about the trial but instead attempt to soften her image enough that she is not toxic to the test screen audiences for Aquaman 2 and gets either recast, the role written out, or reduced in screen time even more. If she is completely removed from Aquaman 2, she has no real future. It is bad enough that she is an aging looks-driven no talent actress that is psycho, but if she gets removed from Aquaman 2 not only does she have all of those issues over her head but also no sustained success to cast against.

She will be, at best, back to the bit roles and small supporting parts with her taking off her clothes for a small payout, which won't pay all her outstanding debts. He has to keep enough limelight from Aquaman 2 so she isn't having to in essence try and completely start over.

[Cheeseweasel 26439]

29 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

She will be, at best, back to the bit roles and small supporting parts with her taking off her clothes for a small payout,

[Nicole44 22315]

WTH? 
 

“Heard also touched on the op-ed — which she wrote for The Washington Post, and did not mention Depp by name — after Guthrie, 50, brought it up.

"The op-ed wasn't about my relationship with Johnny," she said. "What the op-ed was about was me loaning my voice to a bigger cultural conversation that we were having at the time."

The Stand star went on to say she "obviously knew" that "it was important for me not to make it about him or to do anything like defame him. I had teams of lawyers review all the drafts of this."

"I did do and say horrible, regrettable things throughout my relationship. I behaved in horrible, almost unrecognizable to myself ways," she said. "I freely and openly and voluntarily talked about what I did. I talked about the horrible language. I talked about being pushed to the extent where I didn't even know the difference between right and wrong."

"I will always continue to feel like I was a part of this, like I was the other half of this relationship because I was. And it was ugly, and could be very beautiful. It was very, very toxic," Heard continued. "We were awful to each other."

And while the actress admitted she "made a lot of mistakes," she insisted in her conversation with Guthrie, "To my dying day, I will stand by every word of my testimony."

TLDR….or care to watch…if you’re into being mind fucked and gaslit on a daily basis then she’s your girl. I mean damn. He’s toxic as well and most of us have said as much but she’s the type of person that can drive you to destroy your kitchen cabinets in a rage.

Saying now this stuff when we just watched the testimony on the stand. She refuses to be locked into to anything. And if she feels she is locked in somehow she twists it again. I know someone like this and it just sucks. There is never a time when you can actually “win” an argument or get a true apology. That person just twists things again. That’s NOT WHAT SHE SAID IN HER OP-ED which was the reason for the suit. Mother fuck man. I just can’t. 

Edited June 15, 2022 by Nicole44

[McFly 606]

[Bevo 13897]

4 hours ago, Laxtonto said:

She will be at her best, back to the bit roles and small supporting parts with her taking off her clothes for a small payout.

FIFY

[JBJ 3827]

Depp could probably get an injunction against her at this point.  I'm not sure Depp would actually want to stop her, though.

[Cheeseweasel 26439]

Never stop your enemy when they are making a mistake proving they were a lying nutjob the entire time.

[Laxtonto 13302]

https://abcnews.go.com/GMA/News/video/juror-johnny-depp-amber-heard-trial-speaks-1st-85432746

First juror interview/statements...

 

Essentially thinks both were aggressive to each other but AH was never believable. Depp has better attornys and AH were abrasive.  In the end they was nothing believable to support AH's claims.

[Steel Shank 9556]

I think AH looked pretty hot in the Guthrie interview.

[Rimbo 27026]

21 hours ago, McFly said:

[chainsaw 10292]

1 hour ago, Steel Shank said:

I think AH looked pretty hot in the Guthrie interview.

More like a Hot Carl.

[Cheeseweasel 26439]

2 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

I think AH looked pretty hot in the Guthrie interview.

This is how you end up with a turd in your bed.

[Rimbo 27026]

2 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

I think AH looked pretty hot in the Guthrie interview.

[Nicole44 22315]

33 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

This is how you end up with a turd in your bed.

User name man! 
 

P.S. y’all do realize Amber “she/her/they”lurks here? Austin brat. 

[Steel Shank 9556]

I suspect her anal sphincter is right in my wheelhouse.

[VirginiaLonghorn 4911]

On 6/2/2022 at 9:42 AM, speed817 said:

1 girl, 1 bed

… airtight

[futureman 22701]

3 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

P.S. y’all do realize Amber “she/her/they”lurks here? Austin brat. 

Amber Turd lurks on surly? is that what you’re saying?

[Deej 77830]

6 minutes ago, futureman said:

Amber Turd lurks on surly? is that what you’re saying?

Her username is Nicole44

[futureman 22701]

I’d definitely let Nicole shit in my bed. 

[Nicole44 22315]

I loathe the Daily Fail but it’s all over social media right now…

my therapist told me I was a victim and bad shit happened to me…

can’t wait until she starts throwing her defenders and the me too movement under the fucking bus. Do y’all get what she is now? You get it? 

[Rimbo 27026]

8 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

User name man! 
 

P.S. y’all do realize Amber “she/her/they”lurks here? Austin brat. 

No, I didn't.

Hey, Surly thirsty boys, YOU HAVE A CHANCE

[Nicole44 22315]

I bet when NBC “scored” this exclusive interview with Turd (that I’m sure they didn’t pay her for) that she told them she had proof that Johnny hit her and then they got handed a binder of stuff she claims to have told a therapist that likely never would be admitted at any trial and she never mentioned prior to losing in America. 

[WhatTheBuck 28930]

On 6/16/2022 at 2:33 PM, Rimbo said:

Lip balm?

[MrBig 5638]

On 6/16/2022 at 10:23 PM, Nicole44 said:

I bet when NBC “scored” this exclusive interview with Turd (that I’m sure they didn’t pay her for) that she told them she had proof that Johnny hit her and then they got handed a binder of stuff she claims to have told a therapist that likely never would be admitted at any trial and she never mentioned prior to losing in America. 

The judge called all of Amber’s therapist notes hearsay. Judge did Amber a favor by not admitting them and prevented a potential tampering charge. Look at the handwriting, it’s clearly Amber’s. Handwriting evidence is so subjective and it’s hard to prove who wrote it. 

After watching the trial, it became clear Amber was the aggressor. She was taunting & picking at Johnny to get him to respond to her attention.

Watching the NBC interview, it’s clear she is mentally ill and has problems accepting reality. She believes all the lies she’s telling and not just trying to sell us a lie. There’s a big difference between someone who knows they are feeding you a pile of bullshit and someone who believes their lies no matter how stupid and untrue they seem. The more I hear from her, the more I’m surprised Johnny didn’t die of an OD in her presence.