WTF! Human faced cow worshipped as a god. India of course.

[crash_davis 23101]

https://www.indiatoday.in/fyi/story/up-muzaffarnagar-cow-calf-human-face-incarnation-hindu-god-lord-vishnu-981245-2017-06-06 

WTF picture is in the link.

 

A deformed calf was born in the village of Pachenda, Muzaffarnagar in Uttar Pradesh. The calf was born with human-like head and is being treated as a manifestation of Lord Vishnu.

The deformed calf has a mouth and a pair of eyes and ears which are human-like.

The newborn calf died shortly after coming to this world but was put on display as hundreds of locals from villages around have gathered to pay their respects to the calf which is hailed as an incarnation of Lord Vishnu - Gokaran.

 

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[Brisketexan 105072]

Liked him better when he led the Martian resistance.

[crash_davis 23101]

first you make a roux....

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

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Mother of god !!!

[crash_davis 23101]

1 minute ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Mother of god !!!

no. it's only lord vishnu.

[Scheiss Meister 8407]

I thought that aggy only did sheep.  Learn something new every day.

[WBT 20561]

Where the fuck is its hair?

[52-80 19147]

back on hornfans.com, a cow-faced human was worshipped as moderator

[WBT 20561]

I thought she was just a cow-faced cow?

[LW Goatman 1119]

[BrickHorn 18216]

So god came down to earth as a cow this time? I for one welcome our new Cattlelic Church overlords. 

[AeroHorn 749]

You must be new to Indian attitude to objects of reverence. This is very typical; anything and everything, from people to mounds of clay, are all a fair game for their 15 minutes of divinity.

 

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

23 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

So god came down to earth as a cow this time? I for one welcome our new Cattlelic Church overlords. 

Talk about eating the body of Christ 

[Foosters 17841]

Isn't that John Cornyn's brisket?

/no CR

[ChickenSandwich 9828]

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Makes me wonder what is Quaid up to these days?

[High Plains Drifter 11031]

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they are calling that "human-like?"

 

 

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7 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

they are calling that "human-like?"

 

 

That is straight up island of dr Moreau shit.

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[MAUFRAIS 6619]

1 hour ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Makes me wonder what is Quaid up to these days?

Open your mind

[ztejas 43411]

1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

 

[Longhornstampede 3181]

I knew I'd seen that face somewhere before..

 

[dcbc 14465]

[Bill Lumbergh 7171]

Ok, that first pic is honestly wtf, but in the better pics you actually can see more of a human resemblance, even if it's only sightly:

 

[staboner 4969]

[ABSR 5308]

So you’re telling me 9-10 months ago there was an aggy cultural visit to that area?

[Bill Brasky 1443]

[gmr548 16576]

Paternity tests at the entrance to Kyle Field should sort this out

[Deej 76755]

aggy:

 

[Gatorubet 30185]

[Hermanator 7032]

If a virgin can give birth to a water walking, magic food and wine producing diety after a man was given laws of human nature from a bush that's on fire why can't a deformed cow who immediately died be a god?

Religion. What ya gonna do

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[jofus 2266]

Vishnu really smiles with his eyes.

[High Plains Drifter 11031]

20 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

 

 

Is that really from a harry potter movie? wtf? I saw pieces of the first three, but based on potter's age, shit must have gotten real weird in the later installments.

 

 

[Jamaal.25 587]

https://myrgv.com/local-news/2022/04/21/edinburg-man-previously-arrested-for-sexually-assaulting-horses-faces-bestiality-charge/

 

I might have found the father

 

[Gatorubet 30185]

53 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

 

Is that really from a harry potter movie? wtf? I saw pieces of the first three, but based on potter's age, shit must have gotten real weird in the later installments.

 

 

Yeah, not so much troll boogers sorting hats and little kid humor in the last three.  Just real dark shit. 

[Armybrat 40822]

On 4/21/2022 at 3:32 PM, Onboard 2.0 said:

Mother of god !!!

More like son of Indian aggy.

[Armybrat 40822]

On 4/21/2022 at 4:15 PM, AeroHorn said:

You must be new to Indian attitude to objects of reverence. This is very typical; anything and everything, from people to mounds of clay, are all a fair game for their 15 minutes of divinity.

 

Beats Christ’s face on a tortilla.

[SHOOTER12 8800]

On 4/21/2022 at 3:25 PM, Parliament said:

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Looks like aggy have moved on from sheep to cattle....

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

More like son of Indian aggy.

You UT guys are hard on the aggy.

[83Horn 1640]

2 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Looks like aggy have moved on from sheep to cattle....

Hmmm...that thing does bear a resemblance to Cletus.  Only things missing are the overalls and the dialogue bubble saying, "Furk".