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2023 Texas Transfer List (Updated 4/17 3:05pm) On3 Transfer Portal Wire: https://www.on3.com/transfer-portal/wire/football/2023/  Visit our friends at On3 for more in depth and complete portal coverage. This is the quick hits for Texas-related transfers only. Out: Offense QB Hudson Card, OL Andrej Karic, WR Trey Omeire, OL Logan Parr, OL Junior Angilau, WR Agiye Hall, WR Brenen Thompson Defense CB Jamier Johnson, DE Prince Dorbah, DE DJ Harris, S JD Coffey, LB Devin Richardso
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Whittington is coming back. You guys can thank the NIL machine and some of the really big backers behind it. Remember this kind of stuff the next time dipshits like Herbstreit or Liucci want to bag on

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4 hours ago, Doc Daneeka said:

See, I never felt bad about walking out into the dawn. Walking out of a bar/restaurant/strip club into a 105° Texas late afternoon/early evening when it was still light outside, well… 

That bit sounds good. Maybe YouTube will hook me up. 

We have walked out of the Spearmint Rhino in Vegas in broad daylight on multiple occasions. Not coincidentally, @SydneyCarton subsequently has vanished for the rest of the trip on multiple occasions after the Rhino trip. Grim. 

2 hours ago, Napoleon said:

Technically not always true.

There was a time when people who didn’t have the grades or the test scores could atttend UT for a provisional summer school double session.

If you enjoyed the summer a little too much, your summer after high school just may be your only semester at UT. (Discovered that a friend’s sister didn’t quite make it into UT and after one summer when to a college that even today had a 70% acceptance rate.)

If that semester is a summer, that may already be the probationary semester.
 

 

 

This!

If you have taken French 1 even half as many times as I have, you know this. 

Hell, even the people who have taken French 1 a fourth of as many times as I have, you’re going to know this. (Or if you know any people from Louisiana.)

I’m not fluent in French, but I have 4 years in it and can navigate France and Quebec while speaking it to folks. Aimee in America is a sure sign of stripper. You guys are clowns for contemplating otherwise. 

29 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

Honestly, I don’t have a problem with future dude. I feel he is unfairly mistreated on here. He just wants to be part of the clan. He is our Rodney “can’t we all just get along” King.

You don’t have enough rep to take this position. We can crowdsource you in less than an hour. I’d never advocate it, but for really terrible takes like this. Get your shit together. 

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13 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

We have walked out of the Spearmint Rhino in Vegas in broad daylight on multiple occasions. Not coincidentally, @SydneyCarton subsequently has vanished for the rest of the trip on multiple occasions after the Rhino trip. Grim. 

I might apply a different standard to Vegas. Turning day into nighttime and night into daytime, and all that. A strip club in Vegas, doubly so. I mean, I presume it’s a strip club. I wouldn’t know and neither would my quasi-BIL who lives in Vegas. I’ve already said too much. Never mind. 

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23 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

We have walked out of the Spearmint Rhino in Vegas in broad daylight on multiple occasions. Not coincidentally, @SydneyCarton subsequently has vanished for the rest of the trip on multiple occasions after the Rhino trip. Grim. 

I’m not fluent in French, but I have 4 years in it and can navigate France and Quebec while speaking it to folks. Aimee in America is a sure sign of stripper. You guys are clowns for contemplating otherwise. 

You don’t have enough rep to take this position. We can crowdsource you in less than an hour. I’d never advocate it, but for really terrible takes like this. Get your shit together. 

I find your response intriguing. You disagree with an opinion and respond with a threat to crowdsource me in an hour?  Are you running a Surly syndicate on here that I’m unaware of? Who is we? .. besides Sidney Carton. I thought I was on a forum just engaging in banter , but I’ve now crossed and disrespected the Surly Mob boss? How much rep is required to take a position? How much for protection money from your syndicate? 

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25 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

I find your response intriguing. You disagree with an opinion and respond with a threat to crowdsource me in an hour?  Are you running a Surly syndicate on here that I’m unaware of? Who is we? .. besides Sidney Carton. I thought I was on a forum just engaging in banter , but I’ve now crossed and disrespected the Surly Mob boss? How much rep is required to take a position? How much for protection money from your syndicate? 

fatawa?

Its been a while since we had a good one...

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Texas isn't doing enough in the portal 

It’s maddening to see us lose 6 starters from last years team and then immediately add 4 high level portal guys who will likely be better than whoever started at their spot in 2022.

 

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Definitely good at WR now if everyone stays healthy. Now if we can get good qb play and spread the ball around so our third leading receiver gets more than six catches next season and maybe don’t target Worthy 120 times next season.  The offense will be very dangerous. 

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2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

You don’t have enough rep to take this position. We can crowdsource you in less than an hour. I’d never advocate it, but for really terrible takes like this. Get your shit together. 

it’s literally been years since I absolutely obliterated you on this board.  years.  and you put me on ignore and have been on the run ever since.  and you’re still full of shame, hate, and regret.  get over it, you lost. 

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1 hour ago, Laxtonto said:

fatawa?

Its been a while since we had a good one...

I’m not ready for that. I posted a somewhat neutral repose to CTJ and received fuck you response from Junior Bonner, Newy25, Celebrity hot tub, Cavr60 so they must be part of the syndicate. 

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7 minutes ago, futureman said:

it’s literally been years since I absolutely obliterated you on this board.  years.  and you put me on ignore and have been on the run ever since.  and you’re still full of shame, hate, and regret.  get over it, you lost. 

Quoted for chaos 

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12 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

I’m not ready for that. I posted a somewhat neutral repose to CTJ and received fuck you response from Junior Bonner, Newy25, Celebrity hot tub, Cavr60 so they must be part of the syndicate. 


 

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I'm likely in the minority here, but I think Texas should continue to pursue this WR: https://www.on3.com/db/gary-bryant-jr-45189/

 

Texas could use every guy that can consistently catch back shoulder throws. Neyor is a wildcard due to injury. As excited as we are to get AD Mitchell, he missed most of this past season due to a high ankle sprain. Worthy may enter the portal again or decide to continue not putting effort into making catches. Whittington also has extensive injury history and generally runs with the ball better than he catches it. Brenen Thompson might still not be ready for the first step.

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10 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

I'm likely in the minority here, but I think Texas should continue to pursue this WR: https://www.on3.com/db/gary-bryant-jr-45189/

 

Texas could use every guy that can consistently catch back shoulder throws. Neyor is a wildcard due to injury. As excited as we are to get AD Mitchell, he missed most of this past season due to a high ankle sprain. Worthy may enter the portal again or decide to continue not putting effort into making catches. Whittington also has extensive injury history and generally runs with the ball better than he catches it. Brenen Thompson might still not be ready for the first step.

And Cook might develop bunions. Niblett might need polishing. DeAndre Moore might have vertigo.

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40 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

I'm likely in the minority here, but I think Texas should continue to pursue this WR: https://www.on3.com/db/gary-bryant-jr-45189/

 

Texas could use every guy that can consistently catch back shoulder throws. Neyor is a wildcard due to injury. As excited as we are to get AD Mitchell, he missed most of this past season due to a high ankle sprain. Worthy may enter the portal again or decide to continue not putting effort into making catches. Whittington also has extensive injury history and generally runs with the ball better than he catches it. Brenen Thompson might still not be ready for the first step.

His drop percentage is like 7-8%?

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2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Worthy, Mitchell, Whittington

Neyor, Cook, Thompson/Red/Moore

I think we're done at WR. 

Pretty good chance the top 4 could potentially be gone after next year so really need about 4 blowouts to get Cook, Red and Moore some game reps (with Arch??). Hopefully Sark lets his nuts hang on the B12 on the way out and allows our young guys to get true game reps, not just run out the clock for the last quarter and half. 

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25 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Worthy, Mitchell, Whittington

Neyor, Cook, Thompson/Red/Moore

I think we're done at WR. 

I wonder if the hot pursuit of Mitchell means that Neyor is either thinking about bouncing or still not right physically. They seem like pretty similar players and we suddenly have a lot of mouths to feed at WR/TE.

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31 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

Pretty good chance the top 4 could potentially be gone after next year so really need about 4 blowouts to get Cook, Red and Moore some game reps (with Arch??). Hopefully Sark lets his nuts hang on the B12 on the way out and allows our young guys to get true game reps, not just run out the clock for the last quarter and half. 

Sounds like a problem for a year from now. Also people still holding delusions Arch is going to play next year? 

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