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2023 Texas Transfer List (Updated 4/17 3:05pm) On3 Transfer Portal Wire: https://www.on3.com/transfer-portal/wire/football/2023/  Visit our friends at On3 for more in depth and complete portal coverage. This is the quick hits for Texas-related transfers only. Out: Offense QB Hudson Card, OL Andrej Karic, WR Trey Omeire, OL Logan Parr, OL Junior Angilau, WR Agiye Hall, WR Brenen Thompson Defense CB Jamier Johnson, DE Prince Dorbah, DE DJ Harris, S JD Coffey, LB Devin Richardso
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Whittington is coming back. You guys can thank the NIL machine and some of the really big backers behind it. Remember this kind of stuff the next time dipshits like Herbstreit or Liucci want to bag on

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I'd normally say good luck to the kid, but saying "OU feels like home" gets a nice go fuck yourself B.
Same, and using the Cotton Bowl and the golden hat, smh.

Still waiting on blowU to score..it may take a year or so.
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14 hours ago, Bevo14 said:

I can't see any other way to interpret that

 

14 hours ago, RollLeft said:

I'd normally say good luck to the kid, but saying "OU feels like home" gets a nice go fuck yourself B.

He's from a county of 5,000 people where Amarillo is the big city - as many times larger than Spearman as NYC is to Amarillo. I could see how Austin could be a little too much culture shock. Norman/OKC are still bigger obviously but are probably more manageable. 

I'm speculating of course, but you could read the "live how I want" bit that way.

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On 5/8/2023 at 5:11 PM, Napoleon said:

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What does “I’m able to live and play ball how I want to.” even mean?

Was he living a lie in Austin?

How was he playing ball vs how he wanted to play ball?

This is confusing.

(The smelling your fingers thing is not confusing.)

Sark is very picky about how routes are run, and the Briles route tree is basically the Charlie Brown Christmas tree. I suspect the contrast in this area is what he was talking about.

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On 5/8/2023 at 5:11 PM, Napoleon said:

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What does “I’m able to live and play ball how I want to.” even mean?

Was he living a lie in Austin?

How was he playing ball vs how he wanted to play ball?

This is confusing.

(The smelling your fingers thing is not confusing.)

Maybe he just wants to be able to beat the fuck out of women and not get in trouble for it?

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32 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

Sark is very picky about how routes are run, and the Briles route tree is basically the Charlie Brown Christmas tree. I suspect the contrast in this area is what he was talking about.

I suspect he's a cock-gobbling choade. 

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2 hours ago, South Austin said:

Am I the only one a little pissed that we had almost 11 minutes left in the 4th quarter and couldn't break 50 points?

Moreso that we didn't erase Mack and gdgd from the record books for biggest margin of victory in the series

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3 hours ago, South Austin said:

Am I the only one a little pissed that we had almost 11 minutes left in the 4th quarter and couldn't break 50 points?

What would have been the ultimate fuck you would be to move the ball to midfield, and then drop a knee on the logo for the entire fourth quarter. 

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4 hours ago, South Austin said:

Am I the only one a little pissed that we had almost 11 minutes left in the 4th quarter and couldn't break 50 points?

would have been nice for sure...but the last 2 drives after scoring the TD to go up 49-0 were

  • 8 plays, 22 yards and a missed Bert Auburn 42 yard FG. This was literally 8 running plays.
  • 3 plays, 3 yards, 3 rushing plays and then a punt.

using FEI game ratings, the OU game was one of the 5 "best" played games in the country last year. #5 overall (99.7th percentile), #28 on offense (98.2nd percentile) and #11 on defense (99.3rd percentile)

those ranks are out of 1500+ CFB games that happened last year

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NG final is the final score before it went to garbage time. GR = Game Rating, OGR/DGR are opponent adjusted per possession unit performance.

 

 

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12 minutes ago, NoName said:

would have been nice for sure...but the last 2 drives after scoring the TD to go up 49-0 were

  • 8 plays, 22 yards and a missed Bert Auburn 42 yard FG. This was literally 8 running plays.
  • 3 plays, 3 yards, 3 rushing plays and then a punt.

using FEI game ratings, the OU game was one of the 5 "best" played games in the country last year. #5 overall (99.7th percentile), #28 on offense (98.2nd percentile) and #11 on defense (99.3rd percentile)

those ranks are out of 1500+ CFB games that happened last year

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NG final is the final score before it went to garbage time. GR = Game Rating, OGR/DGR are opponent adjusted per possession unit performance.

 

 

It’s a little easier for the defense to hairs best game of the season when the opposition starts the game by running their TE as the Wildcat QB.

Holy Shit they were fucked from the opening whistle. 

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21 minutes ago, NoName said:

would have been nice for sure...but the last 2 drives after scoring the TD to go up 49-0 were

  • 8 plays, 22 yards and a missed Bert Auburn 42 yard FG. This was literally 8 running plays.
  • 3 plays, 3 yards, 3 rushing plays and then a punt.

using FEI game ratings, the OU game was one of the 5 "best" played games in the country last year. #5 overall (99.7th percentile), #28 on offense (98.2nd percentile) and #11 on defense (99.3rd percentile)

those ranks are out of 1500+ CFB games that happened last year

image.png.c0cc6893aae1ce326f176e0c09fdc711.png

NG final is the final score before it went to garbage time. GR = Game Rating, OGR/DGR are opponent adjusted per possession unit performance.

 

 

It's nice to have numbers confirming that the OSU game was our worst performance by a wide margin. Certainly felt that way at the time. It's also interesting that we played worse in our win over ISU than we did in our loss to TCU. 

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On 5/9/2023 at 11:18 AM, gmr548 said:

 

He's from a county of 5,000 people where Amarillo is the big city - as many times larger than Spearman as NYC is to Amarillo. I could see how Austin could be a little too much culture shock. Norman/OKC are still bigger obviously but are probably more manageable. 

I'm speculating of course, but you could read the "live how I want" bit that way.

It makes sense. Norman is a four hour drive, Austin is over eight hours from Spearman. It is practical to be able to go home, during the offseason, on some weekends from Norman to Spearman. Lubbock would have made more sense. Homesickness is a real thing.

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It's nice to have numbers confirming that the OSU game was our worst performance by a wide margin. Certainly felt that way at the time. It's also interesting that we played worse in our win over ISU than we did in our loss to TCU. 

Is it? The Texas defense was very strong against a top four team in the country. Texas had a rough day all around against ISU was fortunate to win against a 3-9 team. You can just get away with more against one than you can against the other.
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Hoo, boy.  It's pretty stark when laid out like this.

ATM Victimized?

Or Advantage: Aggy! ??

 

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Here's the tally:

INCOMING

4 stars: 3

3 stars: 3

Unranked: 1

 

OUTGOING

4 stars: 9

3 stars: 10

Unranked: 7

 

Whoop!sie ...

 

 

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Hoo, boy.  It's pretty stark when laid out like this.
ATM Victimized?
Or Advantage: Aggy! ??
 
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Here's the tally:
INCOMING
4 stars: 3
3 stars: 3
Unranked: 1
 
OUTGOING
4 stars: 9
3 stars: 10
Unranked: 7
 
Whoop!sie ...
 
 
Lol, forgot BBQ shef extraordinaire Terry Price's son bolted to App State
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2 minutes ago, ousux said:
13 hours ago, Getafix said:
 
Hoo, boy.  It's pretty stark when laid out like this.
ATM Victimized?
Or Advantage: Aggy! ??
 
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image.thumb.png.bd4acef344f567be2bf8db6e01eff141.png
image.thumb.png.9b8c1f238a97b85db2a6fb49eab5e0e6.png
image.thumb.png.ced7a36fe94775e7f03b2540846661fb.png
image.thumb.png.d5ade1e60e142b213af6065de52a9445.png
 
Here's the tally:
INCOMING
4 stars: 3
3 stars: 3
Unranked: 1
 
OUTGOING
4 stars: 9
3 stars: 10
Unranked: 7
 
Whoop!sie ...
 
 

Lol, forgot BBQ shef extraordinaire Terry Price's son bolted to App State

If you can't beat 'em...

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