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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized


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12 minutes ago, Newy25 said:


Received interest from Notre Dame and Auburn lolz. No one likes to lie to the media to prop themselves up more than the Thompsons’. 

The Kansas City Chiefs also called, but FAU's offensive line & skill positions players were all too good to pass up. 

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16 hours ago, DanTheHorn said:

Disappointed I did not see the gif in the comments section.

 

oh, yes, yes, yes.

Boca Raton is well known as paradise. well, it is if you are old. the median age is ONLY 10 years older than the rest of the united states!

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16 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Did Michelle get another burner account?

naw, this person signs their own tweets sometimes, says they went to seminary, has this weird habit of posting something then RTing their own tweet like 1 min later, RTs some truly bad memes. not limited to bad in topic but just poorly done, not funny, shitty memes.

all you need to know about that account is that it is less than a year old and has 22k+ tweets

ran it through some bot checkers and it looks like an actual person. dude is truly a unicorn, nobody with that many super strong beliefs on the political spectrum is also a Tom Herman Superfan.

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On 5/10/2023 at 10:07 PM, Getafix said:

 

Hoo, boy.  It's pretty stark when laid out like this.

ATM Victimized?

Or Advantage: Aggy! ??

 

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Here's the tally:

INCOMING

4 stars: 3

3 stars: 3

Unranked: 1

 

OUTGOING

4 stars: 9

3 stars: 10

Unranked: 7

 

Whoop!sie ...

 

 

I’m not going to look it up, but I could swear that most of those outgoing transfers were mostly rated as 4 and 5 stars by the aggie 9.95’s when they were originally signed. 
 

How surprising…

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On 5/10/2023 at 11:07 PM, Getafix said:

 

Hoo, boy.  It's pretty stark when laid out like this.

ATM Victimized?

Or Advantage: Aggy! ??

 

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Here's the tally:

INCOMING

4 stars: 3

3 stars: 3

Unranked: 1

 

OUTGOING

4 stars: 9

3 stars: 10

Unranked: 7

 

Whoop!sie ...

 

 

Damn. When you lay it out like that, they look even more fucked than I thought they were, and they were already pretty fucking fucked.

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On 5/11/2023 at 2:33 PM, CashMcCoy said:

 

I assumed this was a joke, but the few here who have reviewed his other takes (I’ll abstain) indicate that it probably isn’t.

Imagine thinking that Tom Herman had this program “set for a NC run” when he left his successor with a roster that had a total of zero players drafted. None.

If one can genuinely believe this, I imagine that his thoughts about politics or anything else in life are equally asinine.

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Trying to follow the logic train here. We were all set up for a NC run under Herman, but we fired him because if we didn't, then he would be very successful and we wouldn't get the chance to fire him later and oh no I've gone cross-eyed. 

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21 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

See Lsu and les miles

If we thought Tom Herman had built the program into a NC-winning one, we would have given him a monster extension. But he hadn't, and everyone knew that (including recruits), and everyone hated him anyway so we fired him.

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7 minutes ago, Red Five said:

If we thought Tom Herman had built the program into a NC-winning one, we would have given him a monster extension. But he hadn't, and everyone knew that (including recruits), and everyone hated him anyway so we fired him.

Imo the moment he lost the Brock’s he was done

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2 hours ago, Hank Chinaski said:

I assumed this was a joke, but the few here who have reviewed his other takes (I’ll abstain) indicate that it probably isn’t.

Imagine thinking that Tom Herman had this program “set for a NC run” when he left his successor with a roster that had a total of zero players drafted. None.

If one can genuinely believe this, I imagine that his thoughts about politics or anything else in life are equally asinine.

I'm not gonna get all CR here, but the rest of his twitter makes it clear that he is living on another planet. 

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On 5/13/2023 at 10:36 AM, closetohumping said:

Imo the moment he lost the Brock’s he was done

 

On 5/13/2023 at 12:21 PM, Herbie Hancock said:


Giving the Brock's credit for being anything other than giant cocksucking bitches is being too generous.

Brocks you simpletons

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13 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

So, the aggies have been on quite a run in the transfer portal receiver market.  Some of this info has been posted, but here's a quick recap.  

Gary Bryant:  Committed to Oregon (posted above).

Keon Coleman:  Canceled aggie visit, down to Ole Miss and FSU.  Ole Miss mod feels "very, very good" about chances with Coleman.  If he commits to Ole Miss, he would replace ex-aggie Chris Marshall.

And of course the aggies play Ole Miss (@ Ole Miss) this season.

Shemar Kirk:  Just committed to Miami.

And of course the aggies play Miami (@ Miami) this season.

Tyler Harrell:  Just committed to Miami.  He has speed, and speed ... well, speed does what DJ Durkin does.  

And of course the aggies ... see above.

 

Whoop!

 

Office aggys are "concerned with the direction of the program", but Jimbo is still better than Sark! Whoop! 

Quite an admission from well known cult members. 

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1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

I love how their coach just let that slide. Besides, it's not like Brock needs that much work. He only gave up 4 sacks in 5 plays during Bama's spring game last year to Dallas Turner. 

Is his shoulder just beyond repair or is he just lazy? No fire in that push at all. 

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