2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized

[HtownHorn 14,674]

Herman's oldest son looks like he hangs out with Jimbo's youngest son.

Edited December 3, 2022 by HtownHorn

[cafe society 2,860]

Youngest looks like "Someone please adopt me!"

[ClubWhatever 12,120]

Didn’t they name their kids Viper and Goose or something like that

[Dbeasy 15,044]

1 hour ago, Junior Bonner said:

Looks a little more normal here… 

That’s a pic of four people lamenting what went wrong in their lives to now find themselves in that shit hole of school. 

[SydneyCarton 48,070]

1 minute ago, ClubWhatever said:

Didn’t they name their kids Viper and Goose or something like that

I believe it was Deuce and Stool. 
 

seriously, one is maverick. 

[SydneyCarton 48,070]

1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

That’s a pic of four people lamenting what went wrong in their lives to now find themselves in that shit hole of school. 

That family’s net worth is in the tens of millions. That lamenting isnt about the school. It’s the company. 

Edited December 3, 2022 by SydneyCarton

[Sabalo 994]

6 hours ago, Newy25 said:

Oh yes. Because, you know there was a half where he wasn’t as productive as he normally is. Good old 6th Street went with the “he’s overrated put in Johnson” position. 

If you have 6th street on ignore, you don't hear his nonsense.

[NorLa Horns 1,458]

36 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

That family’s net worth is in the tens of millions. That lamenting isnt about the school. It’s the company. 

Drunken coke benders can deplete millions if left unchecked.  

Also see:  kids " please adopt me!"

[utexas8 1,436]

[utexas8 1,436]

Double post

[Post Oak 20,209]

Michelle still looking good.

[Fondren & Main 6,704]

14 minutes ago, utexas8 said:

 

Fuck Baylor

[Vertigo 20,276]

10 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Michelle still looking good.

It's amazing how much time you have on your hands when you live alone and get paid 5 million per year to do nothing. 

[Hiphopopotamos 20,869]

13 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

Fuck Baylor

Yes - Fuck Baylor - but thats a good Safety.

[LTtxfan 49,152]

4 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

 

[Wishbone 4,759]

1 hour ago, ClubWhatever said:

Didn’t they name their kids Viper and Goose or something like that

Don’t know, but if they did it still wouldn’t compete with Dweezil and Moon Unit Zappa.

[ATXhorn17 1,617]

1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:

That’s a pic of four people lamenting what went wrong in their lives to now find themselves in that shit hole of school. 

His daughter didn’t even bother to show up. She was like “fuck that”

[Waterface 129]

Michelle still fine af

[TwiceHorn 31,444]

52 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

Ol' Tom trying new adventures in combover.  Looks like he's lost quite a bit of weight, barely recognized him.

What the hell is going on with his collar there?

Edited December 3, 2022 by TwiceHorn

[Hookem2147 21,202]

Starting LB for OSU this year. Solid player.

 

[OB3 3,608]

 

This was posted a day ago. 

Edited December 3, 2022 by OB3

[Pato del Muerto 52,488]

Sounds like jimbo is finally going to try and use the portal. 

[South Austin 52,460]

26 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Sounds like jimbo is finally going to try and use the portal. 

Candi sure did.

[Fumbles 299]

1 hour ago, Hookem2147 said:

Starting LB for OSU this year. Solid player.

 

Uh, that dude was second in TFLs in the Big XII this year with 13.  And he had 2 sacks and an interception.  Do want.

[crash_davis 23,107]

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Candi sure did.

more like players used the fuck out of her portal.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,184]

6 hours ago, TheAuditor said:

 

[Laga4 1,270]

5 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

That family’s net worth is in the tens of millions. That lamenting isnt about the school. It’s the company. 

Curious to know how you know what his net worth is. Fairly easy to figure his gross income,  but net worth could be much more or less than  “tens of millions”. 

[utexas8 1,436]

[nycHorn 3,003]

Uh, that dude was second in TFLs in the Big XII this year with 13.  And he had 2 sacks and an interception.  Do want.

Aggy tampering.

[Radical Larry 28,567]

[Big Woodrows 4,200]

5 minutes ago, utexas8 said:

 

[VirginiaLonghorn 4,769]

1 hour ago, Spider2YBanana said:

 

That guy on the right gets around … Jerry Garcia, right?

[RichUT 1,832]

I’ll humbly submit “yall mfs was doo doo this year” as a candidate for tweet of the month.

[Bodacious Bevo 3,584]

22 minutes ago, utexas8 said:

 

He's not talking about Jimbo. The guy he's responding to has "RIPBIGDOG" as his bio

[Radical Larry 28,567]

That guy on the right gets around … Jerry Garcia, right?

That’s immamac

[Hank Scorpio 17,729]

Not to spoil the Monday announcement, but let’s just say Laramie might have a new roommate next year whose name rhymes with Punmise Badelelye. A certain insider might have just co-signed a lease. 😉

[horngrad03 1,148]

10 minutes ago, RichUT said:

I’ll humbly submit “yall mfs was doo doo this year” as a candidate for tweet of the month.

I'm ashamed at how much that tweet made me giggle.

[TankedBevo 2,482]

7 minutes ago, horngrad03 said:

I'm ashamed at how much that tweet made me giggle.

Don't be it's hilarious 

[MH BEVO 1,265]

How much of a front are they going to attempt here? Or will nobody give a damn and guys will be signing/announcing 8 am on monday? 

[conVINCEd 21,469]

2 minutes ago, MH BEVO said:

How much of a front are they going to attempt here? Or will nobody give a damn and guys will be signing/announcing 8 am on monday? 

12:01 am.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,184]

1 hour ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

That guy on the right gets around … Jerry Garcia, right?

No, you dope. That's Ringo Starr

[VirginiaLonghorn 4,769]

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

No, you dope. That's Ringo Starr

Hot damn .. I knew that!

[txhorns 2,409]

12 hours ago, MH BEVO said:

How much of a front are they going to attempt here? Or will nobody give a damn and guys will be signing/announcing 8 am on monday? 

Players have already announced where they are going to transfer to.

[SydneyCarton 48,070]

14 hours ago, Laga4 said:

Curious to know how you know what his net worth is. Fairly easy to figure his gross income,  but net worth could be much more or less than  “tens of millions”. 

You felt the need to post a pedantic response to argue Herman’s net worth? Well ok. You’re right I did my own tablecloth math of his Texas salary and buyout. Maybe he’s a cocaine pauper at this point, I have no idea of knowing. Congratulations on all your success. 

[theBigHen 362]

So now that Williams to CU is official, who are the prime suspects on the DL that he’s supposed to take with him @closetojumping

[theBigHen 362]

Also, sounds like CU knows exactly what they’re signing up for from my friends connected to that school. They’ve got one guy that may be a John Ruiz - Miami type but we’ll see. They’ve got some money they’re ready to spend to try and rid themselves of the stench of the last however many years. The hire is weird to me but they desperately needed to find a way to attract talent. 

[Bevo14 8,304]

3 minutes ago, theBigHen said:

Also, sounds like CU knows exactly what they’re signing up for from my friends connected to that school. They’ve got one guy that may be a John Ruiz - Miami type but we’ll see. They’ve got some money they’re ready to spend to try and rid themselves of the stench of the last however many years. The hire is weird to me but they desperately needed to find a way to attract talent. 

Might as well. They're at rock bottom. 

[Red Five 40,849]

8 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Might as well. They're at rock bottom. 

I see what you did there?

[FreeHorn 1,307]

38 minutes ago, theBigHen said:

So now that Williams to CU is official, who are the prime suspects on the DL that he’s supposed to take with him @closetojumping

Watch for Smoke, Anthony Lucus, Bobby Taylor and Denver Harris if his grades allow him to transfer. Those four have been contacted directly by the “new” Colorado staff. 

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1,258]

44 minutes ago, theBigHen said:

So now that Williams to CU is official, who are the prime suspects on the DL that he’s supposed to take with him @closetojumping

I see what you did there?