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2023 Texas Transfer List (Updated 4/17 3:05pm) On3 Transfer Portal Wire: https://www.on3.com/transfer-portal/wire/football/2023/  Visit our friends at On3 for more in depth and complete portal coverage. This is the quick hits for Texas-related transfers only. Out: Offense QB Hudson Card, OL Andrej Karic, WR Trey Omeire, OL Logan Parr, OL Junior Angilau, WR Agiye Hall, WR Brenen Thompson Defense CB Jamier Johnson, DE Prince Dorbah, DE DJ Harris, S JD Coffey, LB Devin Richardso
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Whittington is coming back. You guys can thank the NIL machine and some of the really big backers behind it. Remember this kind of stuff the next time dipshits like Herbstreit or Liucci want to bag on

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12 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

The wife portal is an interesting concept. My wife would take one look at it and try to buy it and hang it on the wall. 

Reminded me of this joke:

A new store opened in New York. It's called The Husband Store. Women can go there to find a husband, but there are strict rules. She may visit the store only ONCE. There are 6 floors with men of differing qualities in ascending order. The women may go up a Floor at a time but may only go down all the way to the bottom and out the front door.

So a woman enters the store and reads the big sign inside the entrance by the elevator. The first floor sign reads: Men with jobs. She's intrigued but continues to the second floor. There the sign reads: Men with jobs and love children. Nice she thinks but I want more and proceeds to the third floor. There she is greeted by a sign that reads: Men who have jobs, love children and are extremely good looking. WOW she thinks but feels compelled to keep going. So on to the fourth floor where the sign reads: Men with jobs, love kids, are drop dead gorgeous and help with housework. Oh my she thinks, I can hardly stand it but on to the fifth floor she goes. There the sign reads: Men who have jobs, love kids, are drop dead gorgeous, help with housework and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay and take a husband from here but she goes on to the sixth floor, There the sign reads: You are visitor 37,365,498 to this floor. There are no men here. This floor only exists to prove you can't satisfy a woman. Thank you for shopping with us.

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So not to be gender bias the owner opened a store across the street called New Wives. The first floor has wives who love sex. The second floor has wives who love sex, have money and love beer. The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

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12 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

The wife portal is an interesting concept. My wife would take one look at it and try to buy it and hang it on the wall. 

I'm all for it. My wife went to the portal and committed elsewhere. I dropped her scholarship and she got pissed when she found out that her NIL benefits didn't follow her. I replaced her with a grad transfer from Sloan who brought her own corporate NIL deal.

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2 hours ago, Masshole Horn said:

I'm all for it. My wife went to the portal and committed elsewhere. I dropped her scholarship and she got pissed when she found out that her NIL benefits didn't follow her. I replaced her with a grad transfer from Sloan who brought her own corporate NIL deal.

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12 hours ago, Magus Ossis said:

Complaining about tampering is like reserving your outrage that your girlfriend cheats on you for the guy who asked her out.

This… Traylor is pissed that his players are leaving UTSA for objectively greener pastures lol. Tampering is the best thing to happen to any of his guys — they can upgrade from a UTSA education to a degree from a much stronger school (USC, Texas, Miami, etc).

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Kentucky was 21st in offensive SP+ in 2021 and then the OC went back to the LA Rams. They were 92nd this year so they convinced the old OC to comeback from the NFL to take the job again. A McVay disciple who has NFL people gassed up about Will Levis is probably a good guy to spend a year playing for.

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24 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

NC State to Kentucky is a super weird move. 

Very weird. Kentucky was terrible on offense this year with a 1st round QB, though his stats scream "dont be fooled by the arm talent". Being a run oriented offense behind a terrible OL rarely works out

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6 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

So, I guess Tommy didn’t have enough sway to bring little brother as a +1 this time?

remember when Blake got all pissed when we didn't offer the runt, when Tommy got his offer.. then Dabo did the same?  Guess he's not mad that he's not accompanying Tommy to tcu now?

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15 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

remember when Blake got all pissed when we didn't offer the runt, when Tommy got his offer.. then Dabo did the same?  Guess he's not mad that he's not accompanying Tommy to tcu now?

Wouldn't be surprised to see the runt attempt to transfer to smu...

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