The Dallas Stars 2022 Playoffs Thread of Well Here We Go

[ztejas 44,223]

Just getting waxed in this 3rd period. I don't think we have a shot on goal. 

[C-Man 27,777]

Just getting waxed in this 3rd period. I don't think we have a shot on goal. 

We have three. Awesome.

[ztejas 44,223]

Look out Calgary - the dreaded Stars power play might tie this thing up on you. 

[Hate 20,247]

Jesus Christ. Can we please control the puck for a few seconds on the PP?

[C-Man 27,777]

Abysmal PP

[pops 7,142]

What are they...1 for 500 on power plays this series?

[C-Man 27,777]

We’ve just been smothered this period

[crum 541]

i can definitely see why suter was no longer necessary for the wild

[Firemans4Horn 18,528]

Stars power play is ready to go play some summer golf. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16,257]

Friday night, kids. 

[C-Man 27,777]

Furk

[C-Man 27,777]

We’ve scored eight goals in five games:

Pavelski 3
Raffl 1 (EN)
Faksa 1
Hintz 1 (EN)
Seguin 1
Robertson 1

[Sweetnsourpoke 174]

You mean the great Jamie Benn hasn't scored a geno in the post season?? 

I still can't believe the Stars landed Pavelski. What a great pick up for you guys. 

Edited May 12, 2022 by Sweetnsourpoke

[Bill Brasky 1,622]

what a fucking dumpster fire.   I hope Klingberg goes to Calgary in the offseason just to fuck them over.

[dcar00 14,947]

we probably would have lost to the AVS in 4 but a combined score of 35-2 so there's that.

they can get back to Calgary for game 7 and hope Jake can stand his head for the full 60 plus whatever number of OT's it will take.

This  team(minus Jake) needs a fucking enema!

[ztejas 44,223]

I just hope our guys had fun out there. 

[dcar00 14,947]

36 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

There is nothing to be upset about. We’re a huge underdog. We’ve got 1 great forward line and 3 below average lines below it. Joel Kiviranta not bringing enough is on Nill for roster construction, not on the player.   I’m just enjoying the ride. 

agreed except we don't have a great forward line.

this team has zero fucking puck control.  their offense is like watching girls 12u soccer.  kick it from your end as far as you can and see if someone blows an assignment.

Edited May 12, 2022 by dcar00

[dcar00 14,947]

that first goal was just absolutely a disgrace.  2 defensemen tying each other up and a guy standing open between 2 other guys a foot away.

[Ghost of LL 15,699]

10 hours ago, dcar00 said:

that first goal was just absolutely a disgrace.  2 defensemen tying each other up and a guy standing open between 2 other guys a foot away.

Well, that was Ryan Suter.

That is easily the worst signing of the Jim Nill era, and it's almost enough to get Nill fired.  I don't know all of the rules on that contract, but I don't think there's even any way for us to get rid of him.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,803]

Nill's contract is up after next season, I doubt he'll be around after that. Bowness will retire unless Stars find a way to recover real soon.  I do think this roster is built for a different style of play (obviously not working as is) and hoping the next coach can maximize it.

[Fudbelty 2,809]

Bring back Jim Montgomery

[Hate 20,247]

Nill's contract is up after next season, I doubt he'll be around after that. Bowness will retire unless Stars find a way to recover real soon.  I do think this roster is built for a different style of play (obviously not working as is) and hoping the next coach can maximize it.

I couldn’t even discern a style of play last night. Were they trying to dump and forecheck because I didn’t see any of that really. Were they trying to carry the puck and maintain possession because I didn’t really see any of that either. Either they didn’t really have a game plan or the players didn’t execute it at all. That was a complete disgrace and they still somehow had a one goal lead into the 3rd period.

[Longhorn_Fan68 34,102]

I see the surly doomlords are out today

In AirCorg I trust!

 

[dcar00 14,947]

1 hour ago, Hate said:

I couldn’t even discern a style of play last night. Were they trying to dump and forecheck because I didn’t see any of that really. Were they trying to carry the puck and maintain possession because I didn’t really see any of that either. Either they didn’t really have a game plan or the players didn’t execute it at all. That was a complete disgrace and they still somehow had a one goal lead into the 3rd period.

we are on the verge of wasting a helluva performance by our goalie.  maybe we can win Friday and see if Jake can shut them out again in game 7.

[ztejas 44,223]

59 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I see the surly doomlords are out today

In AirCorg I trust!

 

That dog took the Brooklyn Nets to win in 5 games. That dog doesn't know shit. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16,257]

Let’s fucking ride, boys. 

[dcar00 14,947]

its just crazy how much better the Flames are with the puck in the offensive end.  Jake is the only reason we are in game 6.

[shadow_operative2.0 16,257]

Roope, bitches! 

[dcar00 14,947]

Roope, bitches.

[Mileslong 4,808]

Yeeeesssss!1!2!2!

[C-Man 27,777]

Jesus, Klinger — lucky it’s not 1-1 after the worst giveaway of the playoffs.

[C-Man 27,777]

Abysmal PP — again

[dcar00 14,947]

quit making excuses.  how the fuck is that not a hit to the head?  his shoulder went into the head and he left the ice.

[C-Man 27,777]

Unreal that doesn’t get fucking called

[Firemans4Horn 18,528]

The officiating in this series has been baffling. Calling weak ass stuff and missing shots to the head. 

[dcar00 14,947]

fucking shitty announcers covering for the shitty refs.

Edited May 14, 2022 by dcar00

[shadow_operative2.0 16,257]

Raffl, bitches! 

[ztejas 44,223]

2 nil bitches!

[dcar00 14,947]

nice job kiviranta

big goal.

[C-Man 27,777]

Raffl bomb!!!

[wood 11,763]

Zadorov turns into a giant gaping pussy when confronted by someone bigger than half his size. Fuck that puto.

[C-Man 27,777]

fucking shitty announcers covering for the shitty refs.

Why aren’t you watching Razor and Bogorad?

I could see Zadorov getting a game suspension after this one.

[shadow_operative2.0 16,257]

Fuck, that was due. 

[dcar00 14,947]

fuck.  just fucking horrible.

[wood 11,763]

Just now, C-Man said:

Why aren’t you watching Razor and Bogorad?

I would, but their stream isn't up on streameast.

[dcar00 14,947]

1 minute ago, C-Man said:

Why aren’t you watching Razor and Bogorad?

I could see Zadorov getting a game suspension after this one.

ha. good point.  I just flipped it to TNT at 8 and forgot to change.

[C-Man 27,777]

Dear lord

[Firemans4Horn 18,528]

3 on 1’s are no bueno

[dcar00 14,947]

what the fuck are these refs watching?  that is a penalty.

[Ghost of LL 15,699]

The entire hockey world is cheering for Dallas in this series just to get more shots of Tits McGee behind Bowness for another series.