The Dallas Stars 2022 Playoffs Thread of Well Here We Go

[Fudbelty 2809]

LETS GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[dcar00 14947]

holy shit.  nothin' and then that.

[shadow_operative2.0 16255]

Namestikov, bitches!! 

Edited May 16, 2022 by shadow_operative2.0

[pops 7142]

That's how you fucking answer! 

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

POWWWWW

[Fudbelty 2809]

Didn’t even finish announcing their own goal.

[ztejas 44223]

No fucking way. I looked down and missed it. 

[dcar00 14947]

we are so fucking slow. we can't get the puck.

[ztejas 44223]

Oettinger is so hot right now. 

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

Man, we look leggy as shit. Gotta be first to some of these pucks. 
 

otter is such a beast. 

[Fudbelty 2809]

Holy shit. Thanks, Jake.

[ztejas 44223]

Oh God Stars pp. Advantage Calgary. 

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

Otter’s huge nutsack is covering like 80% of the net

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

Finally get the puck in the zone and good things happen. 

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

Oh fuck off refs. 

[dcar00 14947]

fucking bullshit penalty.

[shadow_operative2.0 16255]

Mother fucker! 

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

Thanks Raffl you dumbass

[ztejas 44223]

God fucking cocksucking dammit. 

[Pato del Muerto 53451]

Fucking got caught changing by the goalie

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

Hope your collarbone is broken fuckstick. 

[dcar00 14947]

fuck that russian punk.

[ztejas 44223]

That fuck Zadurov shouldn't even be on the ice. 

[Pato del Muerto 53451]

Suspended himself

[ztejas 44223]

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Suspended himself

Hate to see it.

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

Miro is a freak. Broke two guys ankles. 

[dcar00 14947]

you know what was a scary situation, zadorov throwing a forearm in our guys head, knocking him out.  dude shoudn't even be in the game to get hurt.

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

Not sustainable 

 

 

[ztejas 44223]

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Not sustainable 

 

 

Shut up bitch we winning this. 

[C-Man 27777]

These Calgary fans are stupid — chanting Oettinger’s name when he’s stopped 30 of 32 shots and is the only reason this has gotten to a Game 7.

[ztejas 44223]

Can Luka skate?

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

Just get me to the third tied. Anything can happen. 

[dcar00 14947]

christ we are awwful with the puck.  we had a 4 on 2 in their zone and immediately gave Calgary a 3 on 2 with a shitty pass.

[Ghost of Shag 2730]

They are kicking our ass.

But we have Oettinger.

[C-Man 27777]

So it’s perfectly cool to just run into an opposing goalie now? Ok, cool.

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

I lit 17 candles in honor of Otter at church today. 

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

christ we are awwful with the puck.  we had a 4 on 2 in their zone and immediately gave Calgary a 3 on 2 with a shitty pass.

yeah that looked like a 5th grade girls basketball fast break as bad as that pass was. 

[Pato del Muerto 53451]

1 minute ago, C-Man said:

So it’s perfectly cool to just run into an opposing goalie now? Ok, cool.

Get up a head of steam right at him, “lose” your footing, and slide right in there at high speed. 

[ztejas 44223]

1 minute ago, C-Man said:

So it’s perfectly cool to just run into an opposing goalie now? Ok, cool.

I thought that was horseshit too. Seemed like interference. 

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

We need a bunch of 4 hour energy drinks during intermission. 

[dcar00 14947]

This team is fucking stupid.

[Ghost of Shag 2730]

Fuck these guys. It’s our time.

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

Bro, are you fucking kidding me with that 2mph clearance?

[C-Man 27777]

Oettinger has proven he’s a Cup-caliber goalie in the last two weeks. We’ve got some total rock heads playing in front of him, though. Jesus.

[cactusflinthead 27627]

Great big roll of Bounty towels cleaning up messes. 

[ztejas 44223]

I'm gonna go smoke one of the best cigarettes of my life. Been drinking without one for a few hours now. 

Let's win this thing in the 3rd. 

[C-Man 27777]

Bro, are you fucking kidding me with that 2mph clearance?

First time I’ve screamed at the TV tonight. Have some fucking situational awareness there. Dying seconds, just make sure it gets out of the fucking zone. Ice it if you have to.

[dcar00 14947]

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Bro, are you fucking kidding me with that 2mph clearance?

they do that shit all the time.   it really is like 5th grade girls soccer, close your eyes, turn around and kick it.

Calgary also has figured out we don't care about puck handling out of our zone. if they lose the puck they go straight to the blue line and cover near the boards because that is where we send it when we close our eyes and try to clear the zone.

[ztejas 44223]

I know they've egregiously outshot us but that 2nd goal they scored was so preventable. 

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

Just now, dcar00 said:

they do that shit all the time.   it really is like 5th grade girls soccer, close your eyes, turn around and kick it.

Calgary also has figured out we don't care about puck handling out of our zone. if they lose the puck they go straight to the blue line and cover near the boards because that is where we send it when we close our eyes and try to clear the zone.

yeah, I love Miro but he had an abysmal turnover in the last two minutes just aimlessly shooting it at the near board when they were pinching. Not that any of his forwards besides Pavelski want to do anything with it.