Fuck this city.

[ChiTownDoc 21144]

https://abc7chicago.com/illinois-state-police-chase-chicago-carjacking-crime/11806552/
 

I’m famous.  So that’s a 600k car and 550k watch in a few months.  And I still won’t move.  
 

OU sucks 

[Sbbruin 21829]

Chicago carjackers jumped in the river and couldn’t swim?

 

oh shit just realized this was you.  Got damn doc.  Glad it was just a car and a watch

Edited April 30, 2022 by Sbbruin

[TonyTexas 10508]

You can only blame yourself. Nothing good happens after 2am

Edited April 30, 2022 by TonyTexas

[ztejas 43411]

Hey two of them are dead so you have that going for you. 

Edited April 30, 2022 by ztejas

[Longhornstampede 3181]

Glad that at least they didn't ventilate you with a gun. Doubt you could have helped yourself much, Doc.

Edited April 30, 2022 by Longhornstampede

[phdhorn 6224]

Maybe it's all just a strange dream you had last night.

[Moby Ric 2058]

Were they wearing Tesla hats and yell out this is twitter country?

[Guest]

City folk are so sophisticated...

 

[clapclapclap 9000]

[Covri 6244]

Glad you’re ok, Doc.

[jimmyjazz 45890]

Damn.  Glad you're OK.

[52-80 19147]

1 hour ago, ChiTownDoc said:

https://abc7chicago.com/illinois-state-police-chase-chicago-carjacking-crime/11806552/
 

I’m famous. 

you're an armed carjacker?

[MAUFRAIS 6619]

[Pato del Muerto 52485]

You buy expensive trinkets

[DaggerHorns 3082]

This would never happen in Austin, our social workers make everyone behave.

[ChiTownDoc 21144]

10 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

you're an armed carjacker?

Obviously.  I’m brown. 

[ChiTownDoc 21144]

46 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

Maybe it's all just a strange dream you had last night.

That happened.  I party really hard.  Surly style.  Edit:   My driver 

Edited April 30, 2022 by ChiTownDoc

[ztejas 43411]

He said I got carjacked but what he meant was you got carjacked. 

[Sbbruin 21829]

Btw, a $550k watch?  I could be a bazillionaire, and I wouldn’t buy a watch like that.  No offense

[Fondren & Main 6702]

1 minute ago, Sbbruin said:

Btw, a $550k watch?  I could be a bazillionaire, and I wouldn’t buy a watch like that.  No offense

In his defense, he’s a sooner.

[HOOKEM4 5036]

Thank goodness Billy is ok. Chi has good insurance. Billy needs a sidekick with a tooly. 

[GhostOfTomJoad 9323]

There are humblebrags, and there are humblebrags.

[clapclapclap 9000]

23 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

you're an armed carjacker?

See post #17, apparently it's Miss Daisy.

Edited April 30, 2022 by clapclapclap

[HOOKEM4 5036]

3 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Btw, a $550k watch?  I could be a bazillionaire, and I wouldn’t buy a watch like that.  No offense

Honestly, if I ever meet chi, I might rob him if he is sporting a watch like that. That is stupid shit your wife does, it is a watch. Lulz. 

[closetohumping 17435]

13 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Obviously.  I’m brown. 

So they just jumped in your bosses car while you were washing it?

[Chet Steadman 940]

Think OP may have offset his frustration of the carjacking with his abject excitement of posting the price of his car and watch on surly

[CooterBrown 18004]

Even after all of that, ChiTownDoc is still like…

[TonyTexas 10508]

3 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

There are humblebrags, and there are humblebrags.
 

Humble is not a word that should ever be used to describe ChiTownDoc

[ChiTownDoc 21144]

15 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Btw, a $550k watch?  I could be a bazillionaire, and I wouldn’t buy a watch like that.  No offense

Patek 40th anniversary.  Bought it 120.  Was worth 550 when jacked.  Close to million now.  So you should be more like me.  Obviously 

[ChiTownDoc 21144]

8 minutes ago, Chet Steadman said:

Think OP may have offset his frustration of the carjacking with his abject excitement of posting the price of his car and watch on surly

Um. Yes.  I actually do feel that way.  

[ChiTownDoc 21144]

11 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

Honestly, if I ever meet chi, I might rob him if he is sporting a watch like that. That is stupid shit your wife does, it is a watch. Lulz. 

See above.  Have made few million on watches.  On paper.  Just like when they cremate my ass.  I’ll have done really well - on paper.  And in the sack.  Not Johnny.  

[ChiTownDoc 21144]

1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

Chicago carjackers jumped in the river and couldn’t swim?

 

oh shit just realized this was you.  Got damn doc.  Glad it was just a car and a watch

Whoa.  Watch was in your state for the SB.  And it wasn’t a hold up.  Bc I’ll happily die before you take $1 from me.  This post will age well. 

[Immaculate Vibes 114]

26 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

Honestly, if I ever meet chi, I might rob him if he is sporting a watch like that. That is stupid shit your wife does, it is a watch. Lulz. 

Why did he buy a $550k watch?  Because he could. 
 

Dont be a hater. 

Edited April 30, 2022 by Immaculate Vibes

[UTGrad98 2271]

I could have sworn you drove a Corolla.

[Celery Man 20933]

Probably got your grey poupon too.

[bschoolprof 6252]

Rolls with a driver is not fucking around. That’s Surly 0.001%. Goddamn. 

[GhostOfTomJoad 9323]

Humble is not a word that should ever be used to describe ChiTownDoc

@closetojumping goes here.

[HOOKEM4 5036]

33 minutes ago, Immaculate Vibes said:

Why did he buy a $550k watch?  Because he could. 
 

Dont be a hater. 

Never would have guessed you would be a Stan. Open wide. Lulz.

[staboner 4969]

58 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Patek 40th anniversary.  Bought it 120.  Was worth 550 when jacked.  Close to million now.  So you should be more like me.  Obviously 

does it count your steps? 

[Rockwell Torrey 1280]

At least you can’t blame it on a one armed man.

[TKthunder2 4985]

I feel like one of the unwashed masses now.  My driver’s watch is only worth $50k.

[Bigbend1812 12915]

2 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

https://abc7chicago.com/illinois-state-police-chase-chicago-carjacking-crime/11806552/
 

I’m famous.  So that’s a 600k car and 550k watch in a few months.  And I still won’t move.  
 

OU sucks 

 

 

Thieves and carjackers rejoice!

[Celery Man 20933]

Is the Patek not water resistant? You should pick up one of these bad boys

 

[Celery Man 20933]

Oh right, sorry -

[Kel Varnsen 8458]

[Capt. Squints 176]

53 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

Probably got your grey poupon too.

And the Creedence.

[StruggleBus 3922]

This is not how you humble brag

Edited May 1, 2022 by StruggleBus
Or maybe it is. What the fuck do I know

[SquishMitten 10403]

Got damn, doc. What are you doing posting here? If I had that kind of scratch, I’d have somebody else post for me

[Okie State 3815]

If you don't buy a $550K watch, how else would you post on Surly about your $550K watch?

[ChickenSandwich 9828]

New ride 

 

less car jacking.