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Thursday: 73/58
Friday: 81/58
Saturday: 89/62
Sunday: 92/67
Monday: 77/52
Tuesday: 78/53
Wednesday: 82/59
 
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Before anybody brings up the winters, I spent a couple of winters in North Dakota, and can handle Vermont no problem.
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What the fuck does “Feels like 119” even mean? What normal person knows what 119 feels like?

There should be a point around 105-110 beyond which they quit saying the number it feels like. Just says “Feels extremely fucking hot.”
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18 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

And modern cars don't have any alternatives.

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That doesn't work as well when the air is 120 coming off the pavement. 

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15 minutes ago, South Austin said:

At least I have a little break from this shit over the weekend.

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Welcome! You just missed 90s in the city, otherwise a spectacular summer so far with no June gloom in sight. 

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5 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

I’m already getting to the heat fatigue portion of summer where I’m always tired and I’m dehydrated just because.   

No joke. Take electrolytes. I pop em like candy once we get near 100. 

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I know when the dog needs to go out because she hits her water bowl like a fucking camel before sitting by the door.

She takes one good long piss, a shit, looks around like wtf is this bullshit, then drags me back inside.

Still no where near 2011. We hit 100s in May then if I'm not mistaken.

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8 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

No joke. Take electrolytes. I pop em like candy once we get near 100. 

I usually drink 1/2 of some sort of electrolyte replacement drink everyday.  I also cut way back on coffee and other stuff during the summers.  I know I drink plenty of water (1.5-2 gallons/day).  Cold beer just tastes so damn good during this time of year.  3-4/day during the summer tastes good but doesn’t help the hydration.  

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2 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

I usually drink 1/2 of some sort of electrolyte replacement drink everyday.  I also cut way back on coffee and other stuff during the summers.  I know I drink plenty of water (1.5-2 gallons/day).  Cold beer just tastes so damn good during this time of year.  3-4/day during the summer tastes good but doesn’t help the hydration.  

Drink more water! :)

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2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I got stung by a scorpion last night for the first time in my life. Driven inside by the heat I'm sure.

So now we've got scorpions in our homes. 

and they're 'still loving you' 

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I got stung by a scorpion last night for the first time in my life. Driven inside by the heat I'm sure.
So now we've got scorpions in our homes. 

I’ll bet that rocked you like a hurricane. Did you have a blackout?
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1 hour ago, ztejas said:

I got stung by a scorpion last night for the first time in my life. Driven inside by the heat I'm sure.

So now we've got scorpions in our homes. 

Pulled some of my son's clothes out of the dryer the other day right after they finished drying. Crawling around inside looking fit and happy was a scorpion. Heat doesn't bother them, my gentle scorpion victim. 

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16 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

I know when the dog needs to go out because she hits her water bowl like a fucking camel before sitting by the door.

She takes one good long piss, a shit, looks around like wtf is this bullshit, then drags me back inside.

Still no where near 2011. We hit 100s in May then if I'm not mistaken.

May 24th in 2011- in Austin.

May 21st in 2022 - in Austin. Right now it's about even with 2011, but 2011 really started in July with a 65 day stretch with only 3 days being under 100 degrees.

 

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8 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I did my part to make sure the rain forecast for early next week doesn't miss us by spending a couple of hours washing and cleaning out my car.

Bring it on, you sumbitch.

I think I’m just going to take anything important out of my truck and leave it in the driveway with the windows down for the next few days.   Hope I don’t find a hornets’ nest when I go to work next week 

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